Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offenders for the week ending November 20th, 2020:
#3 JAKE PAUL
A YouTubeTw&t on the list...
He fancies himself an athlete, after defeating former NBA player Nate Robinson in a recent boxing match. It was a knockout, even. And... Jake was already injured when he entered the ring. He had a broken nose. What a tough guy! First of all, it looked like Nate flopped. Second, why not box someone that's an equal physical match? Oh.... cuz you might get your pimply ass handed to you.
This ginormous d-bag is now challenging Conor McGregor to a match.
HA HA HA! Is it possible to punch someone's teeth out through their butthole?
He fancies himself an athlete, after defeating former NBA player Nate Robinson in a recent boxing match. It was a knockout, even. And... Jake was already injured when he entered the ring. He had a broken nose. What a tough guy! First of all, it looked like Nate flopped. Second, why not box someone that's an equal physical match? Oh.... cuz you might get your pimply ass handed to you.
This ginormous d-bag is now challenging Conor McGregor to a match.
HA HA HA! Is it possible to punch someone's teeth out through their butthole?
#2 ISABELLA ROSE
Who dis, you ask? She's one of the demon spawn of disgraced actress Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli. You know, the parents that bribed people to get their two dumbass daughters into college. Well, mommy and daddy are serving their prison sentences right now, and Isabella (a YouTube influencer) is overcome with grief that she needed a getaway. A very expensive weekend away at the five-star Rosewood Miramar Hotel in Santa Barbara. She was spotted with a male friend, frolicking on the beach, while sporting a cutesy sweatshirt with the phrase:
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
Your level of hotness is quite subjective. #yourfacelookslikemymentrualcramps
And, way to keep a low profile-- considering you're too stupid to get into college on your own merits. Oh! And way to not respect your parents-- even though they were also stupid enough to actually bribe someone in the first place.
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
Your level of hotness is quite subjective. #yourfacelookslikemymentrualcramps
And, way to keep a low profile-- considering you're too stupid to get into college on your own merits. Oh! And way to not respect your parents-- even though they were also stupid enough to actually bribe someone in the first place.
#1 BRANDON BLACKSTOCK
This guy is Kelly Clarkson's soon-to-be ex-husband. And the sooner, the better. Not only did he blindside her with wanting a divorce, he wants a sh&t ton of her money. While Kelly gets a win in her category regarding custody of their two children, this pube flosser wants $436 thousand a month in spousal/child support. Even though Kelly has primary physical custody, and he has to travel to L.A. for his three weekends a month. What does he need all that support for? Plus, he has the stones to ask for $2 million in attorneys' fees (he has 7 lawyers)!
Eat. A. Steamy. Bag. Of. Warted. Weens.
These two have a pre-nup, so I don't know what else he thinks he should be getting here... He needs a kick to the head, for one thing.
Kelly's former manager is Brandon's dad. Then Brandon became her manager. Girl.... you should've seen this was all kinds of shady. Plus, there's that saying: "Don't shit where you eat".
As sung in your own words: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Eat. A. Steamy. Bag. Of. Warted. Weens.
These two have a pre-nup, so I don't know what else he thinks he should be getting here... He needs a kick to the head, for one thing.
Kelly's former manager is Brandon's dad. Then Brandon became her manager. Girl.... you should've seen this was all kinds of shady. Plus, there's that saying: "Don't shit where you eat".
As sung in your own words: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
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