"Dina was already suspicious that he was media hungry and she is in talks about doing several new shows, including a dating show... This guy wants his 15 minutes of fame-- he just proved her suspicions correct."
Again, it only took FIVE YEARS! Their relationship probably would've lasted longer had Dina not revealed his identity and their story on Celebrity Big Brother. Oh, the reason they never saw each other? She lives in NYC and he lives in Cali and is taking care of his sick momma, so he can't travel.
Here's some advice: when in doubt, keep your legs shut and your mind open.
Queen bee and fellow "star" Stassi Schroeder dishes:
"It's not that she doesn't fit, because if she tried to fit, she would. If she was actually nice and kind and friendly to us, I think she would..."
Wait. We should try to be nice to each other? And not feel entitled?
Here's some advice: all relationships are a dance, not a kidnap-you-and-throw-you-in-the-trunk kind of thing.
The two met up after talking for a while, and after they appeared on some other reality TV show. When asked about their first hookup, she spared no detail:
"I was on my period. This is a natural thing for women. We don't have to act like it's weird. We all get our periods... So I was like, 'Yo, let's dry hump.' So we did... In five minutes, he picked my nose and gave me an orgasm. So yeah, it was good. I mean, dry humping will get you if it's been a while. Then he looks at me after and goes, 'Aw. you've got a booger.' And then he picked my nose, and I was like, 'We're it. This is happening.'"
Oh, and said orgasm was the best of her life... with Mr. Booger Picker.
I just... Please.
Here's some advice: for the love of all things sacred, don't share your bowel movements with us.
P.S. I'm sure these two will have one of those Love Toilets like on that SNL skit.