Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offenders for the week ending February 5, 2021:
#3 BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN
What's that I'm hearing? Elsa singing "Let it Go"-- which is what you need to do, (tool) B. A. G.
As things seem to be headed towards nuptials for his estranged wife, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, Brian is dragging his feet on their divorce.
"(Megan) is very serious with MGK and sees him as her soulmate and life partner. Megan would like to wrap it up and get it finished as quickly as possible."
Ah, yes, the good ol' "stall tactic" of "If I can't have her, you can't either."
As much as it hurts, she doesn't want you. Go find your own "soulmate" and "once-in-a-lifetime" partner. Green doesn't look good on you. Get over the envy.
As things seem to be headed towards nuptials for his estranged wife, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, Brian is dragging his feet on their divorce.
"(Megan) is very serious with MGK and sees him as her soulmate and life partner. Megan would like to wrap it up and get it finished as quickly as possible."
Ah, yes, the good ol' "stall tactic" of "If I can't have her, you can't either."
As much as it hurts, she doesn't want you. Go find your own "soulmate" and "once-in-a-lifetime" partner. Green doesn't look good on you. Get over the envy.
#2 CHRISSY TEIGEN
Celebrities are not like us, as much as they like to tell us what to do and believe because they used to be like us. "Used to be" is the key phrase. Chrissy tries to stay connected with her followers on the socials by oversharing and by engaging conversation. But if the convo doesn't go her way, well...
Chrissy asked people to tweet: "What's the most expensive thing you've eaten that you thought sucked?" People replied with a variety of things. Then, Chrissy dropped her story:
"One time John (Legend) and I were at a restaurant and the waiter recommended a nice Cabernet. We got the bill and it was $13-thousand. HOW DO (YOU) CASUALLY RECOMMEND THAT WINE. We didn't even finish it and it had been cleared!!!"
And that's when things turned. One person tweeted: "Y'all can accidentally buy a $13-thousand bottle of wine, but most Americans can't afford a $300 emergency." And that's when Chrissy threw a hissy fit. Check out these claws:
"Not everything I say on my twitter is going to be relatable to you because it is my life and my twitter and my stories."
True. But you asked for responses, you unaware, self-absorbed tw%t wrinkle. And... your story was lame. Most people-- even rich ones-- ask how much a bottle of wine is before they give the green light... AND that's the best story you've got? Like, "I spent $10-thousand on some wagyu and it was the size of a quarter." THAT's something to really get p&ssed about.
How 'bout you give yourself a break from social media? (And us in return).
Chrissy asked people to tweet: "What's the most expensive thing you've eaten that you thought sucked?" People replied with a variety of things. Then, Chrissy dropped her story:
"One time John (Legend) and I were at a restaurant and the waiter recommended a nice Cabernet. We got the bill and it was $13-thousand. HOW DO (YOU) CASUALLY RECOMMEND THAT WINE. We didn't even finish it and it had been cleared!!!"
And that's when things turned. One person tweeted: "Y'all can accidentally buy a $13-thousand bottle of wine, but most Americans can't afford a $300 emergency." And that's when Chrissy threw a hissy fit. Check out these claws:
"Not everything I say on my twitter is going to be relatable to you because it is my life and my twitter and my stories."
True. But you asked for responses, you unaware, self-absorbed tw%t wrinkle. And... your story was lame. Most people-- even rich ones-- ask how much a bottle of wine is before they give the green light... AND that's the best story you've got? Like, "I spent $10-thousand on some wagyu and it was the size of a quarter." THAT's something to really get p&ssed about.
How 'bout you give yourself a break from social media? (And us in return).
#1 MARILYN MANSON
Calling this creature a P. O. S. gives pieces of sh&t a bad name. There are no words to describe his horrific and serial killer-esque behavior. His former fiancee, Evan Rachel Wood, has been an advocate for victims of abuse. And she's finally named names. Manson allegedly is the one who horrifically abused her for years. They met when she was 19 and he was 38, and she says he "groomed" her and abused her. Throughout their relationship, Evan says she was brainwashed and manipulated into submission. They split in 2010. And now she says she's no longer in fear of retaliation, slander, or blackmail.
In fact, Manson shared in an interview from 2009 that he wanted to murder Evan. So heartwarming. Four other women have come forward, including Jenna Jameson-- who said she dumped the flaming douchebag after he told her he fantasized about burning her alive. His ex-assistant, Dan Cleary, said he witnessed the abuse of women first hand but said nothing because of "the code". That bullsh*t thing that happens in the entertainment business. Speak up and get blacklisted and lose your job. Keep quiet and keep moving forward (think Bill Cosby x 1 million.)
Former Manson mentor Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails has denounced the ingrown pube in a statement, saying he has been vocal over the years about his "dislike of Manson as a person"-- cutting ties 25 years ago. And Limp Bizkit guitarist Wes Borland said:
"... He's not a great guy. Every single thing that people have said about him is f*cking true. He needs to be put in check and needs to get sober."
"Put in check"? Yes. Rehab? Eff that. Rehab is a way for celebrities run an hide and gain sympathy for bad behavior-- without consequence. Manson needs to pay for what he's done (allegedly). No amount of "rehab" is going to change what is in the fiber of his being. In this case, it's a lifetime of evil f*ckery."
He needs to be ejected from the planet, ASAP. A one-way trip to Mars should work. Or, some Old Testament-style punishment. Who's in?
In fact, Manson shared in an interview from 2009 that he wanted to murder Evan. So heartwarming. Four other women have come forward, including Jenna Jameson-- who said she dumped the flaming douchebag after he told her he fantasized about burning her alive. His ex-assistant, Dan Cleary, said he witnessed the abuse of women first hand but said nothing because of "the code". That bullsh*t thing that happens in the entertainment business. Speak up and get blacklisted and lose your job. Keep quiet and keep moving forward (think Bill Cosby x 1 million.)
Former Manson mentor Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails has denounced the ingrown pube in a statement, saying he has been vocal over the years about his "dislike of Manson as a person"-- cutting ties 25 years ago. And Limp Bizkit guitarist Wes Borland said:
"... He's not a great guy. Every single thing that people have said about him is f*cking true. He needs to be put in check and needs to get sober."
"Put in check"? Yes. Rehab? Eff that. Rehab is a way for celebrities run an hide and gain sympathy for bad behavior-- without consequence. Manson needs to pay for what he's done (allegedly). No amount of "rehab" is going to change what is in the fiber of his being. In this case, it's a lifetime of evil f*ckery."
He needs to be ejected from the planet, ASAP. A one-way trip to Mars should work. Or, some Old Testament-style punishment. Who's in?
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