Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offenders for the week ending July 29th, 2022:
#3 NICK CANNON
Super Sperm Shooter Nick welcomed his 8th baby this week. His. Eighth. Congrats! It is a happy occasion for Nick, considering he lost a child earlier this year. But... let's talk about your going all Biblical and being fruitful and multiplying. Nowhere in the Good Book does it say "Nick. Go bang a bunch of ladies cuz the planet Earth needs you."
At first, Nick had publicly stated that his large children count is because of his baby mommas (multiple) making the decision to have his children. He said it was on therm. Then, he changed his tune, saying that the situation is more like "consensual non-monogamy."
Pfft. More like: "I'm a manho with an ego."
Hey, dumbass. It's called 18-years of you paying up, sucka!
Sure, these women want to be moms. And they want to be paid. So, you best keep working your ass off to pay for 8 children (or more) for a long time.
At first, Nick had publicly stated that his large children count is because of his baby mommas (multiple) making the decision to have his children. He said it was on therm. Then, he changed his tune, saying that the situation is more like "consensual non-monogamy."
Pfft. More like: "I'm a manho with an ego."
Hey, dumbass. It's called 18-years of you paying up, sucka!
Sure, these women want to be moms. And they want to be paid. So, you best keep working your ass off to pay for 8 children (or more) for a long time.
#2 LORI LOUGHLIN
"Aunt Becky" says life has been so strange since she got out of prison for her part in the Varsity Blues Scandal. You know, where she bribed and lied her daughter Jade's way into college. It's so hard that people thought she was a complete bitchbag for doing what she did. But everyone has been so kind now that she's on her mea culpa tour. She recently made her first public appearance at the "Lead With Love 3" telethon for the charity that helps combat food insecurity. She said:
"(the group)... welcomed me with such open arms at a time when I was feeling particularly down and broken."
Yes, two whole months in a cushy prison was soooo hard. Thing is, you're still rich. You get to go back making your stupid Hallmark movies. And your stupider daughter not only never wanted to go to college, but makes bank being an influencer. This is why the world is one step away from being Hell. Which you can go to anytime.
"(the group)... welcomed me with such open arms at a time when I was feeling particularly down and broken."
Yes, two whole months in a cushy prison was soooo hard. Thing is, you're still rich. You get to go back making your stupid Hallmark movies. And your stupider daughter not only never wanted to go to college, but makes bank being an influencer. This is why the world is one step away from being Hell. Which you can go to anytime.
#1 BEN DREYFUSS
This son of... Richard is everything you hate about the offspring of the rich and famous. He felt the need to open his mouth and tweet about that one time he paid a drug addict $50 so that he could be hunted through the woods like some brokedown Hunger Games. But it's cool, because he was using a paintball gun. Who in the af are you, dude? Seriously. You think it's great sport to torture and humiliate human beings who are in a bad place, who don't have your privelege, and who could use compassion and the opportunities your wealth can afford.
What's even worse? When people called him out for his tweet, he in turn called them "little babies." Then, he tried to play it cool, like nothing was offensive about the situation.
Pieces of sh*t come from all walks of life. This is why some animals eat their young.
Ben(d) over. I've got a place for you to stick that $50.
What's even worse? When people called him out for his tweet, he in turn called them "little babies." Then, he tried to play it cool, like nothing was offensive about the situation.
Pieces of sh*t come from all walks of life. This is why some animals eat their young.
Ben(d) over. I've got a place for you to stick that $50.
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