Writer Kathy Vogel Addresses Celebrity Bad Behavior

Designer Douche

6/22/2018

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#3 CONNOR OBROCHTA (From The Bachelorette)

It never ceases to amaze me how the human race is enthralled with "reality" TV. And it amazes me that The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise is STILL breathing, considering the lack of success rate in finding true love. Now, the only good part about the show (if there are any good parts) are the hot mess
suitors-- obviously only cast for the drama they cause and not for any desire to find lasting love. I honestly don't know who this Connor jerk-chunk is, but he's on the latest installment of the show, and he's talking a lot of smack. A. Lot.

Obrochta has gone public, telling fellow contestant Lincoln Adim that he'd better not show up to the taping of the "Tell All" episode-- or he's gonna get his butt kicked. The two have battled on the show, and Adim has a shady, sexual-assaulty past.

Thanks for being a Knight in Shining Armor and all that. But really, just zip it. Quit overcompensating for your inadequate fruit bowl.

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#2 JADA PINKETT SMITH

Ladies like to get a nip here, a tuck there, a bigger set up top... but the growing trend is to make sure everything is youthful. Every. Thing. The "taco" must be refreshed.

Now that she has her own Facebook TV show, Jada is droppin' all kinds of TMI, including deets about her new cooch. She's had three vaginal rejuvenation treatments to her nether regions:

"When I tell you my yoni is like a 16-year-old, I'm not kidding... I'm talking about the inside. It looks like a little beautiful peach."

Okay. Can I ask? Who is judging your cookie jar? I don't want to see it nor judge it! Even if your Continental Divide looks like it has Bell's Palsy... NO. And doctors agree there is no need for such a thing:

"The term 'vaginal rejuvenation' itself is problematic because most vaginas don't need to be rejuvenated."

And another thing. Your snatchadoodle is like a 16-year-old's?... which would be illegal for someone to touch.

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#1 STEFANO GABBANA

I hate most designers. Why? Because their crapture is something no average person would ever wear. Or even celebs for that matter. And just because you're some fancy-schmancy designer doesn't mean you can throw shade. Plus, your're just suckling off the teet of your family name. A fashion Instagram account posted a picture collage of Selena Gomez wearing red. Stuffano outraged the fans of Selena Gomez by snarking:

"She's so ugly!!!"

Actor Tommy Dorfman, who stars in the Netflix show "13 Reasons Why" (which Selena is executive producer) defended S:

"@stefanogabbana you're tired and over. your homophobic, misogynistic, body-shaming existence will not thrive in 2018... it is no longer tolerable or chic. please take many seats."

Have you looked in a mirror you meat waffle? Seriously. You look like a Forrest Gump reject. Just because you're from a family of fashion, does not make you a fashionista. Nor does it make you a human being. Not only is it entirely rude to be so hateful, but this is a young woman who has struggled with body image issues thanks to toolbags like you.

So basically, STFU.

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T.O. = B.S.

6/15/2018

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Honorable Mention: IHOp/b. Trying to get into the burger game? No one cares. Stick to breakfast. No one's comin' to you for burgers. Gimme some damned pancakes! We shall now rename you: IKnob.

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#3 VINCE VAUGHN

I'm surprised that Uncle Vinnie hasn't got busted previously for some DUI action. Don't think we haven't noticed that lovely shade of rose your face has adopted over the years, or your growing bloat. Perhaps one too many adventures with Wonder Twins Gin and Juice have taken their toll.

Recently, it was Vaughnster vs. The Checkpoint. The checkpoint won.

When law enforcement asks you to exit the vehicle, just do it. Otherwise, you face obstruction charges on top of your DUI infraction. Plus, refusing never works.

F.Y.I. Your behavior is not "money."

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#2 VAL KILMER

I guess those rumors about you being sickly and dying have proven to be untrue. Isn't it terrible how people say things about you that are inaccurate? So why would you open your sloppy pie hole and spew your hurtful commentary about the suicide of Anthony Bourdain? During a rambling post on Facebook, Val wrote:

"... suicide is the most selfish act a human can execute. Those of us that knew you are shocked and angry and angry and angry selfishly angry, for what you just did to us. Millions I should think. At least as million people like me who imagine they know you. Some imagine they know you even well."

Of course, the comments section blew up. To which Val responded:

"I believe that Love can heal. It is not that I believe because he had an illness it was up to him to be solely responsible. You I am sorry to say, didn't read what I wrote very carefully."

Here's a thought: instead of trying to look like a deep-thinker and vomiting a truckload of obnoxious prose, just say that you feel that this man's death was selfish because he robbed his fandom the pleasure of taking journeys with him. Not that that would've sounded any better.

From now on, scribble your thoughts down in your Hello Kitty diary.

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#1 TERRELL OWENS

T.O. is history-making. Not because he's a part of the Class of 2019 inductees to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. It's because he won't be in attendance to unveil his bust, ride in the grand parade, and greet his fans. Why? Cuz he's a scrotum fungus ego-maniac.

"After visiting Canton earlier this year, I came to the realization that I wish to celebrate what will be one of the most memorable days of my life, elsewhere."

One sports-type has his own theory about the snub:

"Maybe he was worried that he would become forgotten after the induction ceremony. This way, he gets his gold jacket, but still be remembered as the guy who told the hall to go stuff it."

But B.O. is going to have his celebration later. Perhaps he's afraid of having to write a speech; show some humility; share the spotlight with those that supported him....

Not every person who plays a pro sport gets into any hall of fame. Not sorry that Canton, Ohio, isn't good enough for your sh*t show. Hopefully, the hall will mail you your jacket and not publicly unveil the bust in your likeness, because why should you be honored when you have no respect for your fans, nor the hall where truly great athletes are enshrined.

Here's a new game for you to play: Hide-n-Go-F*ck-Yourself.

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Bee Gone

6/8/2018

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#3 TORI SPELLING

I don't know why this is such a difficult concept to grasp: make money, file taxes, pay taxes-- whether technically we need to or not, or whether or not it's fair-- just do it! I feel for ya, girl. You've got that deadbeat scrub for a husband, a cooky momma, and years of money woes. Adding more debt to the fire, Tori owes the State of California over $280,000 in taxes. She's made the list of the state's top tax delinquents.

I'm sure having no job and five kids is rough-- and no inheritance from your dad's passing, since your mom holds the purse strings and the two of you don't get along. But.... there are ways to get out of the hole. Stop overspending, make your man work for a living instead of riding off of your last name all these years, and get yo self a side hustle. Like make something and sell it on QVC. Like sausages or glittery sweater vests.

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#2 BILL CLINTON

You are like 50 Shades of Douche. So glad you decided to speak up about your impeachment in the midst of the Monica Lewinsky scandal and alllll the suffering you endured in light of the #MeToo movement. Wrinkled Willie cried about how he was $16 million in debt when he left the White House, and how facts are facts-- nothing would've changed, he wouldn't have done anything differently, and he surely doesn't owe Monica an apology:

She does deserve an apology from the man she loved and admired. Yes, she was a grown woman who was star-struck by you. And you gave her the attention she craved and then threw her under a bus the first chance you got. Such a horrific double standard. She was branded a dirty whore, while you were just a man gettin' some 'tang. You have your name, your cronies, your money to protect you. She had, and still has-- nothing. She's the never-ending pop culture punchline who struggles to have a personal relationship, a career, a life-- because of a foolish young woman's mistake.

Quite honestly, go eat a bag of sweaty d*cks.

You're so full of yourself and believe you're so untouchable. And maybe at this point, you are. But you won't be forever. No matter who you've bought and what soul-selling you've done, you can't escape the fires of Hell.

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#1 SAMANTHA BEE

Samantha Bee surely knows how to sting. I totally understand that there are a lot of Hollywood types that loathe our president. For whatever reason, you loathe a man who y'all once sucked up to when he was just a billionaire businessman but, I digress. And illogically, when you loathe someone, you loathe their entire family because why not? AND... you take some innocuous posting from said family member and turn it into something political. How original.

Our bumbled bee took a photo of Ivanka Trump and her son and decided to deride her over her daddy's immigration policy. Not a fact-based, intellectual relaying of opinion-- but a full-frontal gutter-sludge name-calling attack:

"Let me just say, one mother to another, do something about your dad's immigration practices, you feckless c*nt."

Wow. Your comedic prowess and wit really shone through on that one! But, as always, the offender is sorry:

"I would like to sincerely apologize to Ivanka Trump and to my viewers for using an expletive on my show to describe her... it was inappropriate and inexcusable. I crossed a line, and I deeply regret it."

Yank, yank. You don't. But that's besides the point. Here's a concept: since Mr. Trump is open to receiving Hollywood "leaders" with concerns (ie: Kim Kardshian) into the White House, why don't you float over there, and share your concerns about immigration? Because it's easier to use your platform to name-call than to try to actually be a catalyst for change.

You need swatted, Samanta Bee-yotch!

P.S. And another thing. I hate liberal hypocrisy. You stand up and march and cry out for female empowerment, but you decimate women that don't share your views and spew the most vile hatred towards them. Which is not empowering or supportive. Right? Maybe you're a feckless f*ck face.

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Barred.

6/1/2018

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#3 HARVEY WEINSTEIN

This over-inflated fat f*ck thought he was untouchable-- when it comes to karma. Cuz we all know he wanted touched. He will never change, nor learn his lesson. The proof is in the Bill Cosby-spoiled pudding: this self-absorbed c*ck munch wants an autobiography/documentary filmed about him. BWAAA HAAAA!

Before turning himself into authorities, Weenstein took several meetings with his half-baked idea-- including a person whom he helped out he past by paying that person's medical bills.

"It could be like Weiner meets 'If I Did It'. Of course, with his legal issues... this could go on forever. But someone could film him while he's going through this."

He was spotted walking into the police station with two autobiographies under his arm.

I have a great name for your mockumentary: "I, Douchebag."

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#2 KANYE WEST

Two steps forward, two steps back with this one. I totally understand pushing the envelope; generating buzz. But you have to watch, because the bee can sting. Yeezy's latest gaffe-- hatin' on the late Whitney Houston. See, Kanye is producing Pusha T's new album and the two collaborated on the cover art. Well, Kanye tossed out the original agreed-upon artwork for something a little more in touch with his vision and the vibe of the album. That artwork was a photo of Whitney Houston's drug-riddled bathroom, snapped covertly in 2006.

Through all this, Pusha was okay with the new cover:

"(It) definitely does match the energy of my album."

Good(?)

"I feel like the cover represents an organized chaos. The energy of the album is a bit chaotic, but it's all in place."

And... Kanye paid $85,000 for the rights to use the picture-- supposedly to Bobby Brown's sister.

Dude. Seriously. This is so not right on so many levels. You couldn't recreate a chaotic bathroom for this? I didn't even know what Whitney's bathroom looked like when she was in the midst of her drug addiction. Why don't you just put Pusha in a tub and recreate Whitney's death like Lorde did!?!?

My hope is that Bobby flies like a bat out of Hell and roundhouse kicks you (and his tw*t waffle sister) in the head Chuck Norris-style!

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#1 ROSEANNE BARR

What in the actual f&*k!?!?

I've never been a Roseanne Barr fan. I did like the first incarnation of Roseanne, and the reboot was excellent. But... social media strikes again. It's the new "I hit SEND before thinking about this email". It's so instant, and accessible, and you can't take what's out there back. Which means that every stupid thing you post can ruin lives. For whatever reason, R had to take a shot at former Obama administration advisor Valerie Jarrett on Twitter:

"muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby+vj"

Good. Lord. She blames a late night (2 am) and Ambien for her tweet.

You suck for so many reasons:

1. Keep your inside voice INSIDE. Can't you equally fight someone if you're going to fight at all? Fight politics to politics. Not looks. Plus, have you looked in a mirror-- ever!?!?

2. While I give you props for having the stones to be a public figure in Hollywood publicly supporting the President, you're not helping the other supporters. It's bad enough his supporters are being categorized as racist redneck idiots. Why add fuel to the fire?

3. You had the #1 show in all of prime time TV-- and you were picked-up for a second season. Now, it's gone. And what sucks the most is that there are crew members and your fellow actors that are without a gig. You may have eff-you money, but they don't.

Go back to Hawaii and fall into a lava lake!

To quote from Planet of the Apes: "Take your stinking paws of me, you damn dirty ape!"

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Shady Lady(?)

5/25/2018

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There were so many toolbags this week, that I had to pick an honorable mention. Congrats KEVIN FEDERLINE. Britney Spears' second ex-husband and father of her two children won't let go of his petition for more child support. Now he wants what amounts to $2,000 a day. Because it's not fair when the children visit, they're forced to be all crammed into his little postage stamp-sized home. Oh, and he has no job-- except for DJ-ing in clubs. (Then get another job!)

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#3 KENDRICK LAMAR

Methinks this was a setup. At a recent show, Ken-dick invited a white gal up on stage to sing his song M.A.D.D. City with him. A few lines into it, he stopped the show to chastise her for singing all the lyrics-- which include the "n" word. I thought there'd be cries of "cultural appropriation", but no. Instead, overwhelming support of his victim. His fans are p*ssed off at HIM.

"The biggest setup ever... SMH... He knew what he was doing. Ruined her life all over social media. She's gonna have to live with the video of people being mad forever."

Love it. You're such a fanny wipe. That gal was a fan of yours. Imagine being called on stage to perform with your favorite artist? Then to have it ruined by your douchebaggery! She didn't see your color, but you saw hers. Hypocrite.

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#2 R. KELLY

This f&ck licker has a very high opinion of himself and his place in musical history. They way he talks, you'd think he was Michael Jackson or Prince. And, he's above the law. Captured on video, R rants about his music being banned on streaming services in light of a litany of sexual allegations against him. FYI: he believes those women should've told authorities years ago because he's "untouchable":

You're so right. You're a musical icon. So go on raping underage girls, keeping women enslaved in your various homes, and believing your jacked-up fairy tale.

You're such a disgrace to the human race.

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I loathe a lot of things. A backhanded-ho is on example. Right after the Royal Wedding and pre-American Idol finale, Katy and her fellow judges were interviewed about all kinds of stuff. When asked about Meghan Markle and the wedding, Katy wasn't as classy as the new Duchess of Sussex. She started out with sweet sentiment:

"I'm so happy for them... it's amazing what she's doing with all this, her humanitarian efforts... you know, the fact that she's a proud feminist, I love all that. I support her as another woman and love her and wish them both well."

Then she threw the shade. Take a listen:

Bitch, please. You "love and support" Meghan, but you couldn't resist taking a stab at her style. As I recall, you're the classy dame that shot whipped cream from her bra...

I'm surprised you were even able to speak with John's (Oscar) Mayer in your caboose, Orlando's Bloom in your womb, and Ryan Seacrest sniffing for a safe landing on the Haty Highway.

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Double Standard

5/11/2018

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#3 THOMAS RAVENEL

In case you don't know, this former state treasurer is a cast member of the Bravo reality TV show Southern Charm. The reason he's a former state treasurer is because he went away on a federal drug conviction. And trust me, there is nothing charming about this f*ck waffle. He has a nasty case of "wandering wang disease" and has never seen a "pink taco" he didn't want to get a handful of.

The 55-year-old is most infamous for twice impregnating his 25-year-old toxic on-again-off-again lover, Kathryn Dennis. Well, he's making headlines again-- this time accused of meeting a woman on Tinder in 2015 and sexually assaulting her. The alleged victim's daughter had this to share:

"(My mother) told me that he grabbed her by the wrist and held her down. He then proceeded to pull his penis out... She said 'no' and then he shoved his fingers inside of her..."

Mom didn't report the assault because he's powerful. And has a lot of money. The woman settled and agreed to zip it. Which is what this "cookie jar" burglar needs to do. Grow up; act like a true gentleman; quit dating your granddaughters; and... concentrate on raising your children, Rape-enel!

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#2 DRAKE

What do you have to say now, Drakey-poo? Your boys got swept by the Cavs. BWAA HAAA HAAAA! Anywho, the NBA the the Toronto Raptors organization have reprimanded him for his verbal altercation with our own Kendrick Perkins during Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals in Toronto. Why is this a problem? Drake is the global ambassador for the Raptors, so you kinda need to keep your shizz in line.

Drake and Perkins started trading jabs at halftime.

"What happened was I was talking to my old teammate Serge walking into halftime telling him 'We about to win this game.' and Drake butted in talking sh*t to me. So I said something back to him."

At the end of the game (the Cavs won in OT) Drake allegedly called Perkins a "f*cking p*ssy."

Drake would know what a meow meow is. Mr. Scaredy-Cat-Commitment-Phobe. Being a famous rapper you can't come up with a better insult? Sad.

Well, at least you're good at putting the "ass" in ambassador.

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#1 DJ KHALED

Somebody dug up an old interview with this dude. So what. Well, the "who-ha" is over comments he made about his lack of desire. Of "orating" on the ladies... if you're feelin' what I mean. See, Khaled is "the king" and while his wife is "the queen", he's not down with going down. Take a listen:

Let's clarify. He wants you to be into woodwinds, but he won't play the ocarina. Douchebag.

What about yin and yang; give and receive; goose and gander? The internets fellated, I mean, filleted Mr. No Munch. Proving why The Rock is forever awesome, Dwayne Johnson commented:

"Ahem... *clears throat* as a man, I take great pride in mastering ALL performances. This is probably a little TMI..."

Don't knock it 'til ya try it, Khaled. It's never to late to learn and it doesn't make you any less of a man, you fool.

So, open yo mouth wide and become a linguist...

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Hear Ye, Hear Ye!

5/4/2018

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#3 RONNIE ORTIZ-MAGRO

This 'roided-up overtly spray-tanned nut jockey is the epitome of classless. (Un)fortunately, there is no better reality TV show fodder than hot messes in a toxic relationship. Enter Ronnie. The Jersey Shore: Family Reunion cameras captured Ronnie questioning if he wanted a relationship with Jen Harley-- the woman who just gave birth to his child-- and, his ever-wandering ween. But we're just getting started. A social media war ensued between these two lovelies:

Ronnie: "Can't turn a natural born HOE into a HOUSEWIFE."

Jen: "Can't turn a coke head into a father! Yeahhh buddy."

First of all, baby momma, you accepted his "deposit", so.... Second, these two reproduced. Poor child. Well, Daddy RonBag is sorry for accusing his "girlfriend" of cheating.

"I want to apologize for earlier to my fans, and especially @tater-to-kitty I acted on my gut and not rationally. I should've never acted in a such a manor. My deepest apologies."

Why can't there be a shark attack on the Jersey Shore?

P.S. Tater to kitty?
P.P.S. It's "manner" not "manor."

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#2 MATT LAUER

Oh, goodie! Matt Prowler has broken his months-long silence over those sexual harassment allegations against him. And he's been WRONGED!

"I have made no public comments on the many false stories from anonymous or biased sources that have been reported about me over these past several months. I remained silent in an attempt to protect my family from further embarrassment and to restore a small degree of the privacy they have lost. But defending my family now requires me to speak up. I fully acknowledge that I acted inappropriately as a husband, father and principal at NBC. However I want to make it perfectly clear that any allegations or reports of coercive, aggressive or abusive actions on my part, at any time, are absolutely false."

Riiiight. As we've seen Mr. Pudding Poop Cosby, a predator's reality is not everybody else's. So (allegedly) whipping out the wang to a co-worker was merely an innocent way of asking if there were any cream sticks in the commissary? And offering sex toys to co-workers was really just a white elephant party idea gone awry?

Thanks for "speaking out". Now go away.

You must be Egyptian, cuz you're livin' in denial. Fool.

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#1 KANYE WEST

Just when Ye might be making a wee bit of sense, he goes and opens his mouth... again. Even though you've gotten a steamy pile over your comments about free-thinking and support of our President, you really stepped in it when you commented about slavery. Being a choice.

"When you hear about slavery for 400 years-- for 400 years? That sounds like a choice. Like, you was there for 400 years and it's all of y'all? It's like we're mentally in prison."

I get what you meant. But your thoughts don't flow nearly as well as your rhymes. Sigh. Well, a TMZ reporter named Van got into a verbal scuffle with Yeezy:

Now let's address Kanye's new song called "Lift Yourself". A song. About poop?

"But they don't really realize, though.
This next verse, this next verse, though?
These bars?
Watch, this some shit go:
Poopity scoop
Scoop di-di whoop!
Whoopty di-di scoop poop!"

The urban Dr. Seuss needs to zip it.

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Magic-Less

4/27/2018

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#3 CHANNING TATUM

You've heard the saying:

"Birds of a feather flock together"

So why are you hanging out with former The Bachelor contestant Arie Luyendyk Jr.? Unless you, too, are a raging douchebag tampon junkie. Sure, it's cool to hang out at a racetrack with the former race car driver. Pick someone cooler! It's bad enough people are talking smack about your impending divorce. Why add fuel to the fire? Stop making bad decisions.

Just because you're unattached doesn't mean you need to behave like a dumbass frat boy.

Just. No.

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#2 THE KARDASHIANS

Such entre-manures these gals are! In a complete violation of proper business practices, the sloppy sisters announced publicly that they'd be closing the doors on their Dash boutique. This little gem came as quite the surprise to employees, who found out about the pending closure via social media. #FAIL

Kim K released this written-for-her statement:

"After nearly 12 years, my sisters and I have decided to close the doors of our Dash stores. We've loved running Dash, but in the last few years we've all grown so much individually. We've been busy running our own brands, as well as being moms and balancing work with our families. We know in our hearts that it's time to move on."

Too bad these broads can't close their legs like they're closing their shop doors.

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#1 ALLISON MACK

Let's get this out of the way right off the bat. You're the biggest piece of lowlife piece of ass vomit that's ever existed. For those of you unfamiliar, the Smallville actress is accused of being the lieutenant of the NXIVM sex-cult. This cult masquerades as a "self-help" organization meant to empower women.

So disgusting. The members of this group were told to starve themselves to achieve a standard of beauty and to have sexual encounters with the leader. Mack's "sweet girl" persona was the perfect lure. So many reports that she tried to recruit fellow actresses while at auditions, harassing them by email.

It's even more repulsive that a judge let her out on a $5 million bond. This pube rag should be behind bars until her trial. It's apparent she's a scheme-master and can't be trusted.

We need to stop taking advantage of one another. And I think we should use you as an example. Set this bitch on fire on live TV and be done with it.

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That Other Pink Thing Is Your Brain...

4/13/2018

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"Yah, Yah, Yah, I am Lorde..."

#3 LORDE

In our first glowing example of needing to use one's brain... Lorde posted an Instagram pic with the title "day off" with her awaiting bathtub and the caption:

"And iiiii will always love you"

Oh no, you din't! Lorde's fans were less-than-pleased with her obvious Whitney Houston death reference. In case you've forgotten, Whitney was found dead in a hotel room tub in February 2012. She suffered complications from heart disease and long-term cocaine usage and accidentally drowned.

Lorde is sorry, though:

"Extremely poorly chosen quote. I'm so sorry for offending anyone-- I hand't even put this together I was just excited to take a bath."

Girl, you wish you could sing like Whitney and have even a fraction of the career she had. Your singing sounds like a grouchy vagina in heat.

"Hay, Girlz. I'm comin' for ya!"

#2 TRISTAN THOMPSON (& KHLOE KARDASHIAN)

In our second example of upper-pink-failure... We all know you're a baller, but you don't need to show your balls off to every magic box walking around. Yes, you have money and fame and all the ladies want you. Or more like your baby for the pay day. If these fellas would actually use their brains, they'd be covert in their philandering ways-- not in NYC mackin' on an Instagram model who's looking for 20 minutes of fame. Sigh. He's been caught in video, in photos, and tawdry texts were spilled all over the internets.

Khloe K just gave birth to your baby. And speaking of Khloe-- girl, please. You've never heard the saying:

"If he'll cheat with you, he will cheat on you"

Maybe she was just looking for a donor, and maybe he was just trying to help wayward skanks. You know, give 'em a leg up...

So help us if your dramz infects the CAVS during the playoffs. Grrrrrr!

#1 TONY ROBBINS

Our primo example of thinking before speaking... This sham of a life coach needs some coaching of his own. He was recently caught on video slamming the #MeToo movement, saying women are just trying to gain significance:

"If you use the #MeToo movement to try to get significance and certainty by attacking and destroying someone else, all you've done is basically use a drug called significance to make yourself feel good."

Sure. It feels good to speak up about sexual extortion or abuse. Glad you are here to show us the way, queef fondler.

A woman in the audience challenged Robbins, but was cut off. Then, he said that men are afraid of hiring attractive women because of the movement. Yup. We've been waiting for this precise moment in our history to exact our revenge because not all of us want to touch random penises.

But he's sorry:

"Sometimes, the teacher has to become the student and it is clear that I still have much to learn. I teach that 'life happens for you, not to you' and what I've realized is that while I've dedicated my life to working with victims of abuse all over the world, I need to get connected to the brave women of #MeToo."

Kudos on your beautifully-contrived-not-heartfelt-statement from your PR department.

Here's a little somethin' for ya:

#MotivateThis #UndercoverSexist #ThisPinkWillKickYourPinkNubbinCleanOff

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Motor City Madmouth

4/6/2018

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"I look good. But I'm still trashy."

#3 BLAC CHYNA

Aren't amusement parks supposed to be... amusing? While it's true that there are potential douchebags wherever one travels, there's no need to give in to one's own dbaggery. Of course, we are talking about known scum sucking opportunist, Blac Chyna.

This picture of motherhood-- wearing her full-on war paint and Spandex to Six Flags Magic Mountain for quality time with her kid-- got into some kind of fight with another group of park enthusiasts. Someone allegedly yelled some nasty names at her, while someone else supposedly tried to touch her daughter's hand. Anywho, it ended with the classy move of Blac throwing a stroller at her antagonists. And, I think this fool threw her own baby's stroller at them. Girl, bye.

"Being famous is hard enough dealing with scrutiny but when someone feels comfortable to come and touch our child it's a whole other story..."

Agreed. No one should try and touch your child. So maybs we can get a new personal security team, because those peeps are supposed to prevent rogue commoners from getting too close, no?

"Come and get me, wolfpack!"

#2 COREY FELDMAN

I don't doubt that you experienced many Hollywood horrors. And I'm sorry that your quest to raise money for a tell-all truthful (not a documentary) film and molester name-naming didn't happen.

Are you auditioning for The Boy Who Cried Wolf? It was mildly acceptable when you claimed that your life was in danger if you were to reveal the names of the known Hollywood child molesters. But to claim a murderous werewolf pack of degenerates tried to stab you to death? Sigh. Supposedly, three men approached his car and one stabbed him with a knife-- or syringe-- while his security was distracted. (What's up with this trend of nut-less security?)

Corey's attorney says the attack was truly fueled by road rage. I see... Did someone get mouthy?

But Corey insists it's all a conspiracy!

"I do know for a fact that that conspiracy has to do with every false accusation that you've heard about me in the media in the last six months. And I do know who the organizer of that conspiracy is and I do know who it's being lead by-- and I do know why. It all has to do with the pedophilia claims I've made."

Then name names and be done with it. The truth shall set you free, right? Please get the help that you need. Hopefully, this slap will wake you up!

"My mouth runs just as fast as I play!"

#1 TED NUGENT

This one hurts. I've met you in person. You're cool. A rock-n-roll legend. I respect your outspoken-ness, though I don't always agree. The Parkland school shooting has sparked all kinds of debate in this nation. While I believe in our constitutional rights, I believe we need balance. And yes, I agree that people can be manipulated by others to fulfill the puppet master's agenda. But I do not agree with the notion that all people are complicit in a conspiracy.

Fact: The frequency of school shootings are rising-- for whatever reason.

Fact: Children are scared. Confused. Looking to us as grown folk to help remedy the situation.

To call the Parkland survivors "soulless" and "mushy brained" is wrong.

Whether they're indeed being used or not, if someone feels convicted in a thought or philosophy-- we need to respect that. A person that has a differing view is not necessarily soulless. You may feel they are "lost" or "misguided", but they are still humans.

We need to cut through the bullsh*t and try to make change. So, all you celebrities with millions of followers need to stop name calling, start using what brains you have, and try to use your platform for change. If you truly give a sh*t.

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