Offenders for the week ending April 13, 2018:
"Yah, Yah, Yah, I am Lorde..."
#3 LORDE
In our first glowing example of needing to use one's brain... Lorde posted an Instagram pic with the title "day off" with her awaiting bathtub and the caption:
"And iiiii will always love you"
Oh no, you din't! Lorde's fans were less-than-pleased with her obvious Whitney Houston death reference. In case you've forgotten, Whitney was found dead in a hotel room tub in February 2012. She suffered complications from heart disease and long-term cocaine usage and accidentally drowned.
Lorde is sorry, though:
"Extremely poorly chosen quote. I'm so sorry for offending anyone-- I hand't even put this together I was just excited to take a bath."
Girl, you wish you could sing like Whitney and have even a fraction of the career she had. Your singing sounds like a grouchy vagina in heat.
"And iiiii will always love you"
Oh no, you din't! Lorde's fans were less-than-pleased with her obvious Whitney Houston death reference. In case you've forgotten, Whitney was found dead in a hotel room tub in February 2012. She suffered complications from heart disease and long-term cocaine usage and accidentally drowned.
Lorde is sorry, though:
"Extremely poorly chosen quote. I'm so sorry for offending anyone-- I hand't even put this together I was just excited to take a bath."
Girl, you wish you could sing like Whitney and have even a fraction of the career she had. Your singing sounds like a grouchy vagina in heat.
"Hay, Girlz. I'm comin' for ya!"
#2 TRISTAN THOMPSON (& KHLOE KARDASHIAN)
In our second example of upper-pink-failure... We all know you're a baller, but you don't need to show your balls off to every magic box walking around. Yes, you have money and fame and all the ladies want you. Or more like your baby for the pay day. If these fellas would actually use their brains, they'd be covert in their philandering ways-- not in NYC mackin' on an Instagram model who's looking for 20 minutes of fame. Sigh. He's been caught in video, in photos, and tawdry texts were spilled all over the internets.
Khloe K just gave birth to your baby. And speaking of Khloe-- girl, please. You've never heard the saying:
"If he'll cheat with you, he will cheat on you"
Maybe she was just looking for a donor, and maybe he was just trying to help wayward skanks. You know, give 'em a leg up...
So help us if your dramz infects the CAVS during the playoffs. Grrrrrr!
Khloe K just gave birth to your baby. And speaking of Khloe-- girl, please. You've never heard the saying:
"If he'll cheat with you, he will cheat on you"
Maybe she was just looking for a donor, and maybe he was just trying to help wayward skanks. You know, give 'em a leg up...
So help us if your dramz infects the CAVS during the playoffs. Grrrrrr!
#1 TONY ROBBINS
Our primo example of thinking before speaking... This sham of a life coach needs some coaching of his own. He was recently caught on video slamming the #MeToo movement, saying women are just trying to gain significance:
"If you use the #MeToo movement to try to get significance and certainty by attacking and destroying someone else, all you've done is basically use a drug called significance to make yourself feel good."
Sure. It feels good to speak up about sexual extortion or abuse. Glad you are here to show us the way, queef fondler.
A woman in the audience challenged Robbins, but was cut off. Then, he said that men are afraid of hiring attractive women because of the movement. Yup. We've been waiting for this precise moment in our history to exact our revenge because not all of us want to touch random penises.
But he's sorry:
"Sometimes, the teacher has to become the student and it is clear that I still have much to learn. I teach that 'life happens for you, not to you' and what I've realized is that while I've dedicated my life to working with victims of abuse all over the world, I need to get connected to the brave women of #MeToo."
Kudos on your beautifully-contrived-not-heartfelt-statement from your PR department.
Here's a little somethin' for ya:
"If you use the #MeToo movement to try to get significance and certainty by attacking and destroying someone else, all you've done is basically use a drug called significance to make yourself feel good."
Sure. It feels good to speak up about sexual extortion or abuse. Glad you are here to show us the way, queef fondler.
A woman in the audience challenged Robbins, but was cut off. Then, he said that men are afraid of hiring attractive women because of the movement. Yup. We've been waiting for this precise moment in our history to exact our revenge because not all of us want to touch random penises.
But he's sorry:
"Sometimes, the teacher has to become the student and it is clear that I still have much to learn. I teach that 'life happens for you, not to you' and what I've realized is that while I've dedicated my life to working with victims of abuse all over the world, I need to get connected to the brave women of #MeToo."
Kudos on your beautifully-contrived-not-heartfelt-statement from your PR department.
Here's a little somethin' for ya:
#MotivateThis #UndercoverSexist #ThisPinkWillKickYourPinkNubbinCleanOff
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