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Mr. Massengil

2/12/2021

 
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​Offenders for the week ending February 12, 2021:

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#3 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
The Boss was sauced. It's been revealed that the rocker was arrested back in November at Gateway National Recreation Area in Jersey for having some adult beverage action. He was cited for DWI, reckless driving, and consuming alcohol in a closed area. He's due in court in the next few weeks. Such a shame someone who's recently been virtually signaling is one to behave not-so-virtuously. But such as it is with celebrities and people with fat wallets: "Do as I say, not as I do."

Perhaps he should write an acoustic album of drunken ballads and name it: Booze in the USA. And while you're at it, go ahead and eat a Tunnel of Love-size back of d&cks.

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#2 KHLOE KARDASHIAN
I appreciate and support the notion of redemption. But this dude has a history of slingin' is ding dong around willie nillie-- so to speak. Why subject yourself to potential heartache-- again? It appears the two are back together. She's forgiven him for cheating on her a couple of times and believes he's a changed man. 

Okay.

And... it appears they want to give their 2-year-old daughter, True, a sibling. They have the frozen embryos ready to go. That's the best option, Khloe, because history does repeat itself. Get your baby, but toss the baby daddy. Remember: Take your heart out of this equation and keep his hard out of your pants!

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#1 SHIA LABEOUF
The douche extraordinaire finally makes a statement, sort of-- regarding the lawsuit filed against him by FKA Twigs (Tahliah Barnett). As we shared previously, she says she was subjected to physical, emotional, sexual and verbal abuse, courtesy of Shia. Now, he's responded-- through his attorney's prepared statement:

"(Shia) denies generally and specifically, each and every allegation contained in (Tahliah Barnett's) Complaint, denies that (Barnett) has sustained any injury or loss by reason of any act or omission on the part of (Shia), and denies that (Barnett) is entitled to any relief or damages whatsoever."

His lawyers say the charges should be dismissed because "none of the acts alleged were based on sex and/or the conduct was not sexual."

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She's claiming sexual abuse as well. So... what in the af do you mean?  Dude, please.  You're a giant steamy turd pile. I know it's hard for you to accept, but you're not a quality human-- if you're human at all. 

Singer Away

8/7/2020

 
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#3 RAMONA SINGER, Castmember/Real Housewives of New York
Just because a person says they're sorry doesn't mean they truly are. In fact, 99% of celeb and pseudo-celeb apologies are just as useless as they are. Case in point: this self-important, insecure, this close to Medicare hag is threatened by younger females-- especially those that have the world by the fun marbles-- so, she goes into destroy mode. How classy. Her latest target? Fellow castmember Leah McSweeney, who's 30-something, fit and fine, and unapologetic for who she is as person. And that is threatening! 

In an effort to destroy Leah, Bitchmoana threw some shade about mental health and meds:

"I found out she's bipolar and she's on medication and I know people who are bipolar and you cannot mix alcohol with meds, it makes you act not responsible. It's actually very dangerous."

Thanks, Doctor of (?) Bullsh*t?

But she's sorry now:

"It was never my intention to shame Leah about her mental health issues. I understand it's her story to tell. Takes a lot of courage & strength for her to go public in an article about her struggles, which I admire. I only wish her well & want to help support her in the right way."

Well, at least it wasn't the standard "Thoughts and prayers" disingenuous crap. But please. You meant to humiliate her. The best thing you can do is retire... from life.

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#2 MEGAN FOX
Love is grand, and apparently has no taste. Megs is legs-over-head in love with Machine Gun Kelly. He's not the rebound guy from her soon-to-be divorce from Brian Austin Green. He's the real deal. If the Insta says they are, they are!

Meg posted a picture of herself with MGK, wearing towels from the waist down, with the sweet caption: 

                                      "Achingly Beautiful Boy... My heart is yours."

Is your heart lodged in your jayjay? Or is it that you seem to have the habit of dating a few rungs lower so that you're worshiped by "lesser" men. Hmm... I like my theory here. 

Are you gonna go by Mrs. Machine Gun or Mrs. Kelly?

P.S. Props to your soon-to-be ex posting a picture of his 4 sons (3 of which he had with you) with the caption: "Achingly beautiful boys. My heart is yours." Clap.Back.

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#1 KHLOE KARDASHIAN
No. Just. No.

There are a million wangs in the sea to choose from, and she just can't quit baby daddy Tristan Thompson. Because they're a couple again! 

"They are very much together. Khloe is beyond happy. She loves having Tristan around. He has the best relationship with their daughter True."

Awesome. He needs to be a good father. But he makes for a terrible partner. Because the only partnership he's capable of is whichever poon direction his pecker points. There's going to be a time when lockdowns and NBA bubbles don't exist. which means his "small forward" will be ready to drive down the middle. You most likely will be heartbroken, again.

There's love. And then there's complete foolishness. Wake yo fool self up and find another snake to charm!

Hoof in Mouth

5/15/2020

 
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#3 KHLOE KARDASHIAN AND MASON DISICK
​Khloe and her nephew, Mason, decided it would be funny to prank his momma Kourtney (Kardashian) by TP-ing her house. While such a prank is usually performed by high schoolers and frat boys, the two wanted to have some fun. Well, all of the internet was peeved at these two for being tone deaf for wasting a valuable commodity such as TP in these "unprecedented times." Some even accused them-- including Kourtney-- of purposely doing this to anger the lower and middle class people. Like, "look at us, we so rich we make it rain TP up in here while your beloved Walmart is out of stock." 

I really don't believe they intentionally tried to tell us peasants to eff off. I just think they live in their own world-- one of no cares, so they don't care how things appear. So, we shall slap some sense into them. HA HA, yeah... that's not possible.

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#2 VAL KILMER
He claims he's not an egomaniac, but someone sure sounds like their ego is large-and-in-charge! He confessed that the real reason he left the Batman franchise is because he felt fans were more interested in the caped crusader's flashy gadgets than with his fine acting. Sigh.

Warren Buffett and his grandkids visited Val on the set of "Batman Forever" in 1995. But they were more interested in checking out the Batmobile than meeting Val-- the guy playing Batman. 

  "That's why it's easy to have five or six Batmans. It's not about Batman. There is no Batman."

Waaaaa! The gadgets are way cool. Deal. It isn't all about you, Val. Just ask Maverick. 

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#1 KELLY DODD, Real Housewives of Orange County Cast Member
Look. I'm not taking sides in this whole COVID thing: is it as horrible as they're saying? Are we being lied to? Blah, blah, blah. No mater what your stance is, it's important to have respect for others and a civil tone when presenting "your case". Kelly is a big-mouthed, hothead who says the most vile things without provocation. Methinks she also spews to ensure a job, but whatevs. 

Are there more deaths per year from the flu? Yup. But to say this, well:

                                  "Well, people are going to die! I'm sorry to tell ya!"


#True. People are going to and have died from COVID. Perhaps it's the tone and the flippant nature of your comment. Tone, people, tone... And it's not the first time she's shared her unsolicited thoughts on the pandemic. In April she said this was:

                                                 "God's way of thinning the herd."

Please secretly be a cow... The irony...

Finger Lickin' Good

12/6/2019

 
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#3 JOE BIDEN
This has nothing to do with politics, but everything to do with bizzare-ness. While on a campaign stop, wife Jill was at the podium doing her talky-thing. Like many of us, she speaks with her hands. And apparently, her hands are delicious, because when she stretched out her hands, Joe leaned forward and nibbled on the tip of one of his wife's fingers.

She laughed it off. Does that mean it's happened before? He's into fingers? Perhaps she smelled of fried chicken? Had Cheetos residue on her fingers, so he was helping her out?

Or perhaps this was something you and your "butt buddy Neil" did back in your frat days. No judgement here... 

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#2 KHLOE KARDASHIAN
Why the hate for your stepmom Caitlyn Jenner? According to Caitlyn's memoir, the two haven't spoken much in the past six years. Was it because of Caitlyn's transitioning?

"I started (by telling) Brandon (Jenner) my son (when I was transitioning), and he said to me: 'Dad, I've always been so proud to be your son but I've never been more proud of you than right now."... I went through every kid and Khloe, for some reason, was pissed off about something through this whole process... We were really close, I raised her since she was five years old. I really don't know what her issues are."

It's sad, because most parents love their children no matter what. No matter if there are disappointments, or if they don't see eye-to-eye on something. Perhaps, Khloe, as a parent-- you can see things from the other's perspective. Surely over the course of your life thus far you've done something a parent would raise an eyebrow to (your marriages), but your parents still communicated with you.

Can't we all just get along? Life's too short.

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#1 OLIVIA JADE
The daughter of disgraced actress Lori Loughlin and designer Mossimo Gianulli is baaaaack. Whew! All is right in the world! (note the sarcasm.) The non-college attendee/internet "star" is missing her adoring public. 

"Obviously, I've been gone for a really long time and as much as I wish I could talk about all of this, it's really hard for me to say this, just because I know that it's something that needs to be addressed."

Deep.

By the way, her YouTube channel is all about clothing hauls and vlogs. Sure, she misses her "public."  More like she's missing out on her endorsement cash and wants back in the influencer game. Poor, rich little brat. I'd be embarrassed to know that my parents think I'm so stupid they have to (allegedly) bribe and lie (allegedly) to get me into college...

A Match Made in Hell

10/11/2019

 
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#3 RONNIE ORTIZ-MAGRO
The Jersey Shore star and his girlfriend Jen Harley have been on-again-off-again, and it's best that these two keep the switch off. These two are the definition of toxic. So, props for trying to keep your family together (yes, they reproduced), but it's now time to part ways permanently. Ronnie was arrested after allegedly threatening Jen with a knife after they shared a kiss and made an appearance at his CBD launch party. 

"Suspect and victim were involved in some kind of physical altercation... Officers had to use a taser (on Ronnie)."

Dude has been in-and-out of rehab. And now he faces 5-7 years if convicted. I thought CBD was supposed to be calming... Oh, if it's not mixed with drugs that cause you to act like a complete asshat.

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#2 KHLOE KARDASHIAN
​Why? Why do you want to reconcile with that cheating douchebag ex of yours, Tristan Thompson?!? Yes, you have a daughter that you're trying to raise together. Kudos. But he's lower than a snake in the grass. He's a snake lookin' for ass 24/7!

"Tristan has showed more of an interest. He seems to want more than co-parent with Khloe. It seems Khloe has moments when she is toying with the idea of getting back with Tristan." 

You've forgotten he cheated on you with your sister's best friend?

Don't. Do. It. Because before you know it, his ball(s) will be in someone else's court...

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#1 JUSTIN BIEBER AND HAILEY BALDWIN
So, Justin has continued to proven his Christ-like ways and maturity... not! Once a spoiled  nut fungus always a spoiled nut fungus. His manager has been in a very public feud with Taylor Swift. Justin has publicly defended him. By taking shots at Taylor. True to form. But instead of keeping his mouth shut and moving on, he must now continue to take shots at Tay Tay.

Taylor posted a video of herself having a post-surgery meltdown. Whatevs. Justin decided to videotape himself mocking her. You can hear his wifey poo poo laughing while recording. Of course, Tay fans were not happy with this. A day later, Hailey apologized. But not really:

"I never knew I could make somebody so upset. Truly, I'm so sorry you're THIS upset!?! Lord have mercy I hope I'm never this upset about someone I don't know!!"

Uhmmm, fans are rabid about their people. Just as some will defend you two idiots. The point is, you two speak of "love" and "no hate", but you two are petty bottom feeders with a lot of money and zero class. 

These two taint hairs are meant for each other. Two soulmates in hell.

F&ck Face

10/26/2018

 
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#3 GWYNETH PALTROW
Gwynie is all kinds of mad at Julia Roberts because her buddy remains friends with her ex-husband, Chris Martin. What!?!? I thought since the two of you "consciously uncoupled" that everything was coolio between you two. Guess not. 

"Julia was at Gwyneth's engagement party but missed her wedding and then showed up at the party Chris and Dakota (Johnson, his girlfriend) were throwing instead... it's been difficult for their mutual pals to stay friends with them both."

Are you mentally stuck in grade school? You're supposed to be this evolved, all-knowing entity, spewing all your wisdom on your Goop website. Blah, blah, blah. Time to stomp your feet; throw yourself on the floor; flail your arms and kick your legs and crrrrryyyyyy. 

"Gwyneth isn't Dakota's biggest fan and Brad (Falchuk, Gwyn's new hubby) didn't want Chris at their wedding celebrations, so Gwyneth isn't happy to see Julia hanging out with her ex."

Maybe Julia came to her senses and realized what a tit donkey you really are...

Oh, and get over the Dakota thing. Yes, she's younger than you. It's what men do. My ex married a chick 13 years his junior. I'm happy for him. Cuz now she can wipe his old ass instead of me.

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#2 KHLOE KARDASHIAN
Kryptic Khloe is posting more relationship quotes on the social medias. 

"Free yourself from negative people. Spend time with nice people who are smart, driven and likeminded. Relationships should help you, not hurt you."

There's more...

"Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you. When you free yourself from negative people, you free yourself to be YOU-- and being YOU is the only way to truly live."

And she wants to move to the CLE during the NBA season so her baby daddy Tristan can spend time with her and their daughter. Sigh. Stop with the passive-aggressive shizz and just get aggressive on Tristan. He deserves it. Kick him and his wandering wangthang out on his bum!

Here's something I wrote for you:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Kick him in the head
Or ya gonna get screwed... again

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#1 MEGYN KELLY
Why is she even still on TV? Well, she was a no-show for her show the other day, after she stepped in it... again.  Where ya balls at now? Full retreat mode, is it? Maybe this will finally put an end to our misery, and her ratings-zapper of a show. Her latest guffaw? Not understanding why blackface is racist.

She said that when she was a child, it was okay to dress in blackface and "white face" for Halloween:

                                                   "... you were dressing like a character."

While that may be true, it's no longer something you can do without stirring the pot. There are many things we said and did as young folk that you just can't say and do now.  Plus, she used Real Housewives of New York cast member Luann de Lesseps as an example of how it's cool. This past season, Luann dressed as Diana Ross-- in blackface.

"The iconic Diana Ross came up as an example. To me, I thought, why would it be controversial for someone dressing up as Diana Ross to make herself look like this amazing woman as a way of honoring and respecting her.?"

Ima have to call b.s on this rationale. And please-- enough with the ass-kissing. Diana gives zero effs about you, Meghole. 

In a letter of apology to her colleagues and staff members, she said she's really sorry and didn't realize how un-p.c. blackface is because she herself is not politically correct.

Guess what, wenchbag? I'm not p.c. either, but I have the sense to not act a fool. You're a highly, overly-paid journalist, no? Do some research and get back to us.

#goaway

*update Meg is out at NBC. Thank you, sweet baby Jesus...

Holy Groper

9/7/2018

 
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#3 WILLIAM SHATNER
Why, Hold....A...................Grudge? In the pop culture icon's new book, he tells how he has no idea still why he a Leonard Nimoy fell out way back in 1995. Nimoy died in 2015, and Mr. TJ Hooker was slammed by fans for not attending the funeral. 

"I loved Leonard, and he used to refer to me as his brother. Yet at the end of his life and for reasons I still don't know, he was not my friend. He died and I didn't feel welcome at his funeral."

Here's a thought: you should've been the bigger person. So he didn't return your calls. Did you know where he lived? Did you reach out to mutual friends, to family? Sigh.

As every parent has said: "This (slap) is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you." Oh, Shat...

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#2 KHLOE KARDASHIAN
Girl, what in the AF are you thinking? Marrying that cheatin' man of yours? Please. Don't. Tristan and Khloe are talking about getting engaged! 

                       "Khoe and Tristan are doing better than anyone could have expected."

Really. So they're talking "engagement." What about marriage? You know, that thing that's supposed to be about forever. And... did you disinfect his ding donger?

            "Tristan has promised Khloe he will never betray her again. She believes him."

Was that a pinky promise? Because those can never be broken. I'm sure he's a man of his word. Bwaaa haaa haaa! Unless you put a padlock on his package, who knows what trollop he's gonna hop on when he's on the road. Just thank him for being your sperm donor and get!

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#1 BISHOP CHARLES ELLIS THE THIRD
Grief makes people do inappropriate things, apparently. That's the excuse for grabbing Ariana Grande's boobala during Aretha Franklin's televised funeral-- right? Grief? More like good grief, Fart Munch, Then to make matters worse, he cracked some ridiculous joke to deflect and to apologize:

                               "Maybe I crossed the border, maybe I was too friendly."

WTF? Crossed the border? Like, "crossed the line". Or were you really wanting to travel "south of the border", wink wink. Too friendly? Uh, too "molestor-y" actually. By the way, he honked the hooter THREE TIMES. Three! To make matters even more mortifying, Slick Willie Clinton was looking poor Ariana up and down like she was a plate of biscuits and gravy. Hurl.

Maybe Bishop Beatoff he was invoking the Ernest Angley Method of Health Diagnosis through man-handling genitalia. Perhaps he was getting a jump-start on Breast Cancer Awareness month and was preforming a rudimentary mammogram. Or better yet, perhaps he's just the Reverend Douchebag. 

Either way, you're going to Hell.

She Wrong

5/18/2018

 
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#3 KENDRA WILKINSON
The Playboy Playmate and reality TV star has finally left her husband of nine years, Hank Baskett. The ups-and-downs of their relationship, and his cheating on her with a transvestite was chronicled on Kendra on Top. What would be your first concern after a breakup? The care of the children? Where to live? Well, with Kspot-- it's all about her... needs... which she asked her fans about on social media.

"What's your opinion... do I start dating/sex now or give myself more time? My heart is broken but I have needs. Lmaooooo"

I think she's more "twatbroken" than anything else. Anywho, she only filed for divorce last month. 

Let that thang breathe, girl. The Hank Stank ain't even out of there yet and you want to invite another depositor? Gross.

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#2 DORINDA MEDLEY & LUANN DE LESSEPS
I get keeping up with the joneses, but this is sad. These two Real Housewives of New York City cast members are fighting over who the biggest drunk is. For real. Because that's a crown we all want to wear. The show has chronicled Dorinda's growing affection for alcohol. This chick is all-or-nothing when it comes to the libations. Like, slur-your-words-that-you-need-subtitles-fight-your-grandma-drunk. A recent episode features a drunk and belligerent Dorinda embarrassing herself in front of some VIPs. Eek. So, fellow boozer and cop-assaulter Luann thought she'd call her out for her misbehavior. Dorinda flamed back:

"Dear @CountessLuann are we to take advice from a pal who got so wasted she punched her then husband in the middle of restaurant, followed by assaulting a law enforcement officer? Then jail? You almost gotta love the complete lack of self awareness."

Well, at least the Countess went to rehab while you're still in denial. Why don't the two of you just drunkenly kiss and make out and become bottle besties. 

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#1 KHLOE KARDASHIAN
A man cheats on you. Very publicly. While you're pregnant with his baby. What would you do? Take him back, of course! Despite the speculation that her baby-daddy-bf Tristan Thompson "drove the lane" with five different women, Khloe is standing by her man. And she made that very public on social media:

"It's all about who you look for in a crowded room. That's where your heart belongs to."

That's sweet. Well, your heart belongs to him, but his wang belongs to every "taco truck" out there. 

Meanwhile, the Khardasian Klan is less-than-pleased with Khloe. They don't support her decision and haven't visited her in Cleveland in weeks. I ethically can't side with the Kardashians, but I must say-- open your eyes (not thighs), girlfriend. You may think you're doing what's best for your family, but this pair of c*ck lips has another child with another lady. Don't think keeping him close is gonna spark some devotion. 

And, if your Kardashian Kurse ruins the playoff run of our beloved Cavaliers... I'll buy your ticket and pack your funbags for you!

That Other Pink Thing Is Your Brain...

4/13/2018

 
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"Yah, Yah, Yah, I am Lorde..."
#3 LORDE
In our first glowing example of needing to use one's brain... Lorde posted an Instagram pic with the title "day off" with her awaiting bathtub and the caption:

                                                    "And iiiii will always love you"

Oh no, you din't! Lorde's fans were less-than-pleased with her obvious Whitney Houston death reference. In case you've forgotten, Whitney was found dead in a hotel room tub in February 2012. She suffered complications from heart disease and long-term cocaine usage and accidentally drowned. 

Lorde is sorry, though:

"Extremely poorly chosen quote. I'm so sorry for offending anyone-- I hand't even put this together I was just excited to take a bath." 

Girl, you wish you could sing like Whitney and have even a fraction of the career she had. Your singing sounds like a grouchy vagina in heat. 

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"Hay, Girlz. I'm comin' for ya!"
#2 TRISTAN THOMPSON (& KHLOE KARDASHIAN)
In our second example of upper-pink-failure... We all know you're a baller, but you don't need to show your balls off to every magic box walking around. Yes, you have money and fame and all the ladies want you. Or more like your baby for the pay day. If these fellas would actually use their brains, they'd be covert in their philandering ways-- not in NYC mackin' on an Instagram model who's looking for 20 minutes of fame. Sigh. He's been caught in video, in photos, and tawdry texts were spilled all over the internets. 

Khloe K just gave birth to your baby. And speaking of Khloe-- girl, please. You've never heard the saying:

                                      "If he'll cheat with you, he will cheat on you"

Maybe she was just looking for a donor, and maybe he was just trying to help wayward skanks. You know, give 'em a leg up...

So help us if your dramz infects the CAVS during the playoffs. Grrrrrr!

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#1 TONY ROBBINS
Our primo example of thinking before speaking... This sham of a life coach needs some coaching of his own. He was recently caught on video slamming the #MeToo movement, saying women are just trying to gain significance:

"If you use the #MeToo movement to try to get significance and certainty by attacking and destroying someone else, all you've done is basically use a drug called significance to make yourself feel good."

Sure. It feels good to speak up about sexual extortion or abuse. Glad you are here to show us the way, queef fondler.

A woman in the audience challenged Robbins, but was cut off. Then, he said that men are afraid of hiring attractive women because of the movement. Yup. We've been waiting for this precise moment in our history to exact our revenge because not all of us want to touch random penises. 

But he's sorry:

"Sometimes, the teacher has to become the student and it is clear that I still have much to learn. I teach that 'life happens for you, not to you' and what I've realized is that while I've dedicated my life to working with victims of abuse all over the world, I need to get connected to the brave women of #MeToo."

Kudos on your beautifully-contrived-not-heartfelt-statement from your PR department.

Here's a little somethin' for ya: 
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#MotivateThis #UndercoverSexist #ThisPinkWillKickYourPinkNubbinCleanOff

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A Lady, A Tramp, and A Momma...

5/29/2015

 
Offenders for the week of May 25, 2015:

*This week's slapees will be treated to advice in the form of couplets.. 
                        "I'll look okay hairless..."                                                              "Wanna look like this, Lady?"
#3 LADY GAGA
OFFENSE: Slave to vanity
The 21st century Madonna took to Instagram to post her pain. What pain is that? The pain of dyeing her hair. Going from a dark brunette to a platinum blonde has taken its toll on her locks. Why don't you stick to your own mantra of: "Baby, I was born this way"? If you're not careful, you're gonna wake up bald. I've lived the whole 'beauty is pain' thing. But please... wear a damn wig-- like you usually do. On the bright side-- at least you're back in the spotlight since you haven't had a hit song since when? 

Here's some advice:
When you bleach too much, it goes awry
So please don't bleach your "Southern Pie".

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"I'm the smartest person I know!"
#2 KHLOE KARDASHIAN
OFFENSE: Dumbass

She's currently in Dubai-- and she's stirrin' things up. She donned a niqab and hijab-- which are garments worn by women in the Muslim community to cover their head and face. She then had to snap a social media pic with the caption:
             
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Uhmmm... that outraged a lot of people. Hey, Khloe-- those items aren't really fashion accessories. There's a lot of symbolism and controversy surrounding them. Please attempt to educate yourself so you won't enrage others. Or is that too difficult since it requires a brain to think?

Here's some advice:
It's unwise to say things on the whim
Even for you-- a big, scary "shim".

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"If TLC were a pie, I would eat it!"
#1 MAMA JUNE
OFFENSE: Hypocrite

Feeling the need to put her two tons in, the former reality TV star decided to give her opinion about TLC amidst the Duggar molestation scandal. She's threatening to sue the network if it doesn't cancel "19 Kids and Counting" because her show was canceled last October following reports she was dating a convicted child molestor-- a man accused of abusing one of her own daughters! Yes, you may be right. A double standard may exist with the network, but a lawsuit? You don't have a ham hock to stand on. 

How 'bout you get your own matters in order?

Here's some advice:
One should not be a thrower of stones
When you're jumpin' on a pedophile's "bone".

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Mama June: https://www.flickr.com/photos/lwpkommunikacio/
Khloe Kardashian: https://www.flickr.com/photos/evarinaldiphotography/
Lady Gaga: https://www.flickr.com/photos/hotgossipitalia/

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