Offenders for the week ending July 14, 2017:
How Hot Felon-Ween gets "pussy"...
#3 HOT FELON & ALL OF SOCIETY
Humanity is doomed. Why? Because we grant fame and fortune to complete and utter ass-cysts. "Hot Felon" is a prime example. This gang member rose to fame when his mugshot hit the internets and all the ladies thought he was soooo dreamy. WTF? Sure, dude has nice eyes but... HE'S A CRIMINAL!!!!! There's nothing sexy about that. But apparently there is, since the married felon was caught kissing Topshop heiress Chloe Green. Now, the wifey has filed for divorce.
So what was Hot Hell-on Wheels doing when he encountered the airhead-ess? Promoting some resort in Turkey. (I suppose the resort owner should be slapped, too.)
Apparently, cheating doesn't count if it happens in another country?
Armageddon can't arrive soon enough.
So what was Hot Hell-on Wheels doing when he encountered the airhead-ess? Promoting some resort in Turkey. (I suppose the resort owner should be slapped, too.)
Apparently, cheating doesn't count if it happens in another country?
Armageddon can't arrive soon enough.
Memories of a better time...Sigh....
#2 BLAC CHYNA & ROB KARDASHIAN
These two need to stay away from each other, like an entire universe away. They define what a toxic relationship is all about. You've got an unwilling reality TV star and a gold-digging, fame-seeking hussy. B.C. was granted a restraining order against her baby-daddy-on-again-off-again boyfriend. Both are in the wrong.
Blac: You're a steamy pile of sh*t for taking advantage of Rob's mental and emotional issues and using them to your advantage. Oh, and none of us are sorry that your plan to use Rob as your ticket to fame and fortune failed. Well, you do have his baby-- so there's a payday for a while.
Rob: She may be the mother of your child, but there are plenty of eligible, delightful ladies out there. Plus, airing your relationship dirty laundry on social media ain't cool. You look foolish and desperate. Focus on raising your child and not falling into the snares of a venus fly-sn*tch like Blac Chyna.
That's all I've got for yous from my soap box.
Blac: You're a steamy pile of sh*t for taking advantage of Rob's mental and emotional issues and using them to your advantage. Oh, and none of us are sorry that your plan to use Rob as your ticket to fame and fortune failed. Well, you do have his baby-- so there's a payday for a while.
Rob: She may be the mother of your child, but there are plenty of eligible, delightful ladies out there. Plus, airing your relationship dirty laundry on social media ain't cool. You look foolish and desperate. Focus on raising your child and not falling into the snares of a venus fly-sn*tch like Blac Chyna.
That's all I've got for yous from my soap box.
"We're all gonna kick ur ass!"
#1 SHIA LABEOUF
Another day, another nasty, belligerent, drunken incident. This time Savannah police got a large dose of douche. He ran from police from his hotel after spending an evening gettin' his drank on at a local restaurant. For whatever reason, Shia loves to scream and throw out the race card whenever he's chastised about his behavior. In his latest moment of shame, Shia ranted:
"If I had my gun I'll blow your shit up... You put your own kind in the f*cking pen."
You're sad and disgusting. What a disgrace to the entire male gender. There's nothing more to say, except: time to "transform" yourself and get your ass to rehab!
"If I had my gun I'll blow your shit up... You put your own kind in the f*cking pen."
You're sad and disgusting. What a disgrace to the entire male gender. There's nothing more to say, except: time to "transform" yourself and get your ass to rehab!
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