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Blurred Lives...

8/28/2015

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Offenders for the week of August 24,2015:
This week our Slapees are offered a starring role on a TV show befitting their offense...
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"I knew there was somethin' I forgot to pay..."
#3 T.I.
OFFENSE:Evader
Celebrities are not like us. They can commit crimes, be complete d-bags-- and no retribution. Case in point, Mr. T.I. (which should stand for "Tax Ignorant".) The rapper owes more than $4.5 million in unpaid taxes. His spokesperson says it's no biggie:

       "Mr. Harris and his team are working with the appropriate parties to resolve this matter."

Well, alrighty then! 

If you or I conveniently forgot to pay our taxes, we'd be in jail getting a Welcome to Prison butt-basket from Bubba. Anywho, T.I. should have no problem paying his taxes, since he's worth an estimated $215 million. Look, just pay your damn taxes on time like the rest of us!

You'll be starring in the TV show: The Mental Midget, because you must be small-minded if you think you can get away with not paying Uncle Sam.

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"My real face..."
#2 COURTENEY COX
OFFENSE: Sad

I'm so tired of the pressure we as a society put on our women: Wear trampy clothes so you feel grown up, and when you're actually grown-- don't age! No wrinkles! No jiggles! No signs of living a life filled with expression! The latest Hollywood Hottie to fall into this evil pit of B.S. and despair is Courtney. I personally thought she was aging gracefully, looking absolutely gorgeous, but apparently she didn't feel that way. Recent pictures show a face that is completely jacked. 

What did she get done? Supposedly a lower and upper eyelid lift, multiple injections and fillers, and a lower face lift. Now, she looks like freaky hot mess supermodel Janice Dickinson-- and that ain't good.

You'll be starring in the TV show: Courtney's Anatomy, because it keeps changing.

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A pile of Josh Duggar...
#1 ANNA DUGGAR
OFFENSE: Fool

Following in the footsteps of Camile Cosby, Anna plans to stand by her man!  Though hubby Josh molested five young girls when he was a teen (including his own sisters Jill and Jessa), has a now not-so-secret addiction to porn, and recently revealed that he had multiple affairs... she's still gonna stand by her man. How wonderful! According to a family insider:

"She is fully and permanently committed to her marriage and her children... Divorce is not even something that will be discussed."

While I respect that you stand on Biblical principles, quite frankly, you're a fool. Your standing by a deviant douche doesn't make you better or more righteous than I.  So you're okay with your husband dippin' his pen in some strange inkwell? The thought never crossed your mind that Joshy may be looking at your own kids "that way"? Please. Stop lying to yourself. Forgiveness is a great thing, indeed, but continuing to live with a man that has issues is not good for you. 

FYI: God wouldn't want you to be miserable. He would understand your leaving for the betterment of your soul, and for the protection of your children!

You''ll be starring in the TV show: The Dumbass Diaries... well, isn't it obvious...

PHOTO CREDIT:
T.I. https://www.flickr.com/photos/kicox1/
Courtney Cox https://www.flickr.com/photos/alan-light/
Poop https://www.flickr.com/photos/jganderson/
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