Why in the name of all things joyous are you wearing a friggin' nipple ring to practice? Common sense dictates taking out ALL of your jewelry when engaging in a physical activity. Fortunately, dude didn't get his entire nipple yanked out. Could you imagine?
Now I'm curious. What else is pierced? Should we call you Prince David? Maybe you need titty cups to protect the boob baubles.
Charlie has no scientific evidence, but instead chooses to believe the conspiracy theory that the moon rings like a bell. Okay. Oh, and a hollow moon is featured in the H. G. Wells novel "The First Men on The Moon."
Tiger Blood; #Winning; and now this... Thanks for the material.
P.S. But I thought the moon was made of cheese...
"... she actually spit in my mouth while I was speaking. So that wasn't fun."
While I want to give props to Miley for the perfect shot, I. Just. Can't. Spit is not cool. Spit is gross. Spit is something you choose not to have in your mouth, thus the spitting!
Makes all those photos of your not keeping your tongue in your mouth seem acceptable. By the way, I think you just impregnated your sister.