Writer Kathy Vogel Addresses Celebrity Bad Behavior

Baby Machine

7/9/2021

Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!

Offenders for the week ending July 9, 2021:

#3 STEPHEN DORFF

MCU fans don't want you, either, Stephen! In fact, a lot of people are telling him to STFU after he threw shade at Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow flick. He said he felt:

"... embarrassed for her. It looks like garbage to me, like a bad video game."

Stephen says he has no interest in ever joining the MCU. Cuz, you know-- standards. He said he'd rather act for the "next Stanley Kubrick" than be entangled with the MCU. The socials took to roasting him, including flaming his movie roles of the past.

"Nobody tell Stephen Dorff Blade was a comic book movie"

And so much more. Ouch.

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#2 WENDY WILLIAMS

She's the rash that won't go away! Always running her mouth. Her target this time? Actress and Influencer Tabitha Brown. After struggling for many years, Tabitha finally "made it". And that means that her husband, who's an LAPD officer, can retire. Because Tabitha wants to now support his dreams and goals as he did hers. Wendy took exception to that, because she (Wendy) was burned before:

"I was married to one of those. 'I make the money' and so on and so forth. 'Go live your dreams! Open a business! go, go go!' See how that turned out."

But there's more:

"I predict that this marriage is going to be on real rocky ground in a moment. 'Live your dream'... They may invest in stuff and lose the money. They invest in something else then the money gets swindled or stolen. Then they invest again and he comes home and throws his bag down. She's all 'What? What?' And he's like, 'I can't do this and this is your fault. You're over here making your money and stuff and had me quit my job."

Whew! That's a colon cleanse of sh&t she's dropping. Not everyone marries a toolbag that takes your money and impregnates his mistress. So, slow your roll. Tabitha is a big girl. By the way, Tabitha handled Wendy with class and a chill smackdown only a Southern lady could deliver. Kudos.

Keep drinking the bitter tea, Wendy. Such a wonderful way to live...

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#1 NICK CANNON

Somebody's awfully defensive about all his baby-making... Nick has fathered 4 children in less than a year. With different women. And-- it's "intentional". Nick said:

"I'm having these kids on purpose. I didn't have no accident."

Let's run down his non-accidents: Nick and Brittany Bell welcomed daughter Powerful Queen in December. In June of this year, he had twins Zion and Zillion with Abby De La Rosa. His newest baby is Zen, with Alyssa Scott and the end of June. He and Brittany already have a 4-year-old-- Golden. And, Nick has 10-year-old twins Monroe and Moroccan with Mariah Carey.

I know. I'm sweating, too, and my head hurts. He was chatting with City Girls on their podcast, when he asked them for advice. They told him to wrap it up and protect himself. How dare they! He responded by saying he could've gotten a lot of people pregnant, but he didn't.

You're gonna ask someone for advice, and then get pissed because you don't like it? It's because it's the truth. Wrap your willie up and stop reproducing. Unless you plan on buying Rhode Island and letting your offspring live there. At the rate you're going...

P.S. Maybe an STD test should happen?

P.P.S. George Costanza would be so proud...

Tastes Like Chicken

1/22/2021

Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!

Offenders for the week ending January 22, 2021:

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#3 OLIVIA WILDE

Girlfriend. What in the af are you doing? Throwing away your long-term relationship and family for some fresh wiener... Olivia dumped her fiance, Jason Sudeikis, for singer/actor(?) Harry Styles. I mean, good for you that Harry likes older women (she's 10 years his senior), but to walk from a 9-year relationship cuz you're all smitten with some young bloke you met while on the set of a movie? Pffft. You have two young children with Jason-- who's sadly still believing you'll come back. Look, Harry's stroked your ego and you've stroked his... harry. So... wake up! There will be a time when Harry will tire of your 9 pm bedtime and diaper change.

I get it. It's like having veal. That young, tender meat. It's all delicious and fulfilling until you realize you actually like steak. And then you'll want to go back to steak, and then you'll find all your belongings on the front lawn...

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#2 WENDY WILLIAMS

I don't understand this big mouth's popularity. Because I assume if you still have a TV show, people like you? Wendy strikes me as the type of person you don't want to ever know. Because she's POS-y. A lot. Her brother outed her for not attending their mother's funeral, instead, opting to go to lunch with her ex-husband.

"I don't understand not giving a salute to the one person who was always there and showed you support. How can you not go to the funeral and hold up the one parent and family members you have left?"

Ouch. She did go to the wake. Doesn't that count? Well, Wendy decided to unleash on her brother, publicly:

"... let me tell you something right now. All you are is my brother. You better stop talking the way you're talking, because now it's dripping into my (TV show) comment page. He's pegging me to be a person I'm not. Honey, you don't want me to start pegging you to be the person that you are, with full-blown receipts. I could fill the audience with receipts. By the way, do you like my dress, Tommy? He would like a dress like this... "

So, you want to out your brother as a cross-dresser because you didn't go to your mom's funeral? One's an action, the other is one's identity. Perhaps he's only "a brother" to you because you suck.

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#1 ARMIE HAMMER

This dude. He's been living in denial-ish after some scandalous and scary DMs were leaked, revealing his penchant for cannibalism. Yes. For real. He just admitted that a burner Instagram account, which showed revealing pictures of Armie and drug tests and bikini babes-- is his. He made some comments about Miss Cayman Islands, alluding to some intimate knowledge of her, but then confessed he doesn't even know her and was just trying to be funny. Okay. But are you just trying to be funny about your carnivorous desires? This from his ex-mistress:

Paraphrasing: I want to break and barbecue one of your ribs...

And this DM he sent to one his, whatevers:

"You just live to obey and be my slave. If I wanted to cut off one of your toes and keep it with me in my pocket so I always had a piece of you in my possession..."

There's letting your freak flag fly, and then there's Hannibal Lecter... If these stories aren't true, why did you back out of your latest film?

Maybe there'll be another "Silence of the Lambs" reboot and he can star... Hopefully, dude will never open a restaurant. Wouldn't want to know what the secret ingredient is...

Leaked

10/2/2020

Offenders for the week ending October 2nd, 2020:

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#3 DEMI LOVATO

They dated for four months before getting engaged. Now, Demi has dumped Max Ehrich after a two-month engagement, which means the relationship burned after six months. Yes, my head hurts over the whirlwind-ness of this deal:

"They were basically together 24/7 for months. They lived in a bubble with zero stress, and everything was just fun. Now they are both working and are on separate coasts. They were having conflicts."

Oh...

"In the beginning, Max was super careful about self-promotion (and ) things with his career, but once they got engaged, he really hit the gas pedal and wanted to make the most out of his career opportunities. He felt more comfortable doing so after they were fiancees and had a little bit more of a leg up."

So, she broke it off. And he found out from a tabloid story!

Come on, girl. I love ya, but you could've at least dumped him via text. If he was a complete asshat, then you should've spelled out "It's Over" with his stuff and then set that shizz on fire...

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#2 VANESSA MARCIL

Maybe she's looking to drum-up some acting gigs... Brian Austin Green's baby mama went public with support for Brian's soon-to-be-ex Megan Fox. She said:

"I actually have respect for how (Megan) is finally living her life for herself & leaving her children out of her public life at this young age."

Cool. But methinks her support is actually passive aggression, because she hates (dick)BAG:

"(he's a) very angry/sad human being who still has too much shame to take full responsibility for his actions as a father."

Damn.

Oh, and then she publicly said she never loved him. Really? Because you were engaged to each other. Perhaps she's still displeased that after her breakup with Brian, he started dating Megan and those two got married. Yes, you had an ugly custody battle. But continuing to drag doesn't help.

Zip it. Your kid will figure out on his own if his dad is a douche or not.

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#1 NENE LEAKES, soon-to-be former Cast Member/Real Housewives of Atlanta

Each of these "Housewives" series has a standout "star". NeNe has worn that crown since Day 1. But, she's no longer on the show (again), so people are talking about it-- like the show creator, Andy Cohen, and her "kind-of best friend" Wendy Williams. Wendy is a frequent slapee, known for opening her big mouth way too wide. She had this to say about NeNe's departure:

"NeNe has quit the show several times and you'll have her back (Andy Cohen). NeNe likes attention, dramatic attention. I don't know what (she's) going to be doing for money."

#Truth. Wendy also said that NeNe is no Bethany Frankel, who was a former New York housewife who turned her brand into a multi-million dollar empire. Well, this set NeNe into full pop-off mode on the socials:

"Both ther f ratings are LOW! Bye QUEENS. She on coaine so they should stop using her to talk! They both need my help with their poor ratings! I have ALWAYS believed in multiple streams of income so the Leakes are good, you ole cocaine head and you ole racist. No one knew you until YOU knew me. Remember I'm ICON."

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Uhhhmmm... you're no icon. That's for people that have accomplished something worthwhile and memorable. You became famous because of this show. You've been afforded all kinds of opportunities because of Andy Cohen putting you on his show. You were a stripper who married an older man for his money. Then, you became ass-clownic.

Know where you came from and be grateful-- if you're able. It's gonna hurt not making the near-million dollars per episode. Maybe you should get up on that pole again...

Evicted From the Universe

2/21/2020

Offenders for the week ending 02/21/20:

It's a rare occurrence when the slap list can be devoted to one individual...

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#3, #2, #1 WENDY WILLIAMS

I don't know how she rose to prominence, but it's time for a cancellation. Please! First of all, she offended the LGBTQ community by ranting about how "gays" are trying to steal Galentine's Day away from the ladies. In case you were unaware, Galentine's Day is an official holiday on 2/13 for ladies to celebrate not being coupled. When Windbag goes out to celebrate, she doesn't want to see anyone with a ween partaking!

"You're not even a part of this. You don't understand the rules of the day. It's women going out and getting saucy and then going home.. And stop wearing our skits and our heels. Gay men, you'll never be the women that we are. No matter how gay."

Uhmmmm.... forget how to "human", have we? But it's all good (Not really). Wendy has "apologized' via her IG:

"I'm 55 years old and maybe I sounded like your auntie, your mother, your big sister or somebody out of touch. I'm not out of touch except for perhaps by saying what I said. I deeply apologize and I deeply appreciate the support I get from the community. I will do better."

Nice try. Because on that apology video, she sounded quite insincere. More like "sorry not sorry".

Secondly-- a few days later, Wendy flubbed again on her show. This time about the death of Drew Carey's ex-fiancee-- Hollywood therapist Amie Harwick. She explained that Harwick fell from a three-story balcony to her death. Authorities believed she was pushed. Ex-boyfriend Gareth Pursehouse has been charged. But Wendy had to clarify that Harwick was not "killed not by Drew" (no one thought that to be the case...) And then she rambled on some more and wrapped her drivel by saying:

"Come on down!"

The audience fell silent. Hello, awkward, as Wendy looked up and down with her eyes while being oh-so-funny using The Price Is Right catchphrase. Drew wasn't involved, yet you throw that out there? And this poor woman was flung to her death by a psycho ex!

Can we throw this stupid POS off the planet?

Greybar Full House

1/24/2020

Offenders for the week ending January 24th, 2020:

After a holiday and illness hiatus, the slap hand is ready to get back to work!

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#3 LORI LOUGHLIN

From "I'm sooo innocent" to, I need to protect my azz, Aunt Becky's getting ready for prison life. According to an insider:

"She's knuckling down, learning the lingo and practicing martial arts to give off the impression she's tough and to ward off potential bullies... Besides the physical training, she's getting lots of advice from prison professors on how to earn one's keep behind bars."

She best learn how to trade smokes and commissary privileges for a good night's sleep. Or get her scissor skills down. Oh, but she and the hubs are innocent of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, honest services fraud, money laundering, and federal programs bribery.

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#2 SHAMIN ABAS

Who? Yeah. She's not really famous. But she's infamous now-- seeing that she's Matt Lauer's new GF. WTF? A person close to the situation offered this gem:

"She knows who he is. She's thrilled she's with him. She doesn't seem to have a care in the word."

Guess she's Camille Cosby in the making. You know-- all denial-turn-a-blind-eye to what their asshat men are up to. Supposedly, this wannabe Mrs. is a public relations chick and longtime friend of Matt and his ex-wife Annette Roque. Oh, she looks like Annette's twin by the way. Not creepy af. Oh, and there's this tidbit-- Charmin and Matt were linked romantically in 2005. Matt was married to Annette at the time. So, she's just as skeevy as Lower.

May your Venus Fly Snatch forever enjoy the beef jerky that is your lover...

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#1 WENDY WILLIAMS

Why is this wenchbag wealthy and famous? And who watches her damned talk show? Her mere existence is offensive, but this time around she has offended those that have/had a cleft lip. Recently on her show, she was explaining how she was strangely attracted to Joaquin Phoenix calling him "oddly attractive". She loves his "piercing eyes", and then critiqued a scar on his upper lip. Then she said:

"He's got one of those-- what do you call it? Cleft lip, cleft palate."

She then hooked her finger under her lip, mimicking a cleft lip.

Needless to say, a lot of folk were fired up. When are people going to learn? But she said she's sorry and donated (allegedly) money to cleft lip causes. Because that will make it all better. We suggest she just disappear herself.

Aaron's (Pitiful) Party

9/20/2019

Offenders for the week ending September 20th, 2019:

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#3 50 CENT

Yo, Fiddy. Why u beefin' still with reality TV star LaLa Kent? We understand your real beef is with her fiancee, movie producer Randall Emmett. So why not go after him? Or is this like mob mentality where you go after what your enemy cares about the most? Sigh. Anywho, LaLa addressed this stupid feud on a recent TV appearance, so 50 decided to take to social media and make some memes out of some of her pictures, like:

"Shut up b*tch. You started with the wrong person good night"

Eloquent. But this is so much eloquent-er:

"Rise in shine puffy face. It's gym time but I'm sure your having a hangover. Welp. Here's to life buck O. LOL"

First, check yo grammar before you check someone. Next, must we make fun of a person who has publicly admitted they have struggled with the sauce?

Boo. Why don't you just sue her man to get your money back? Guess you need some beef to remind us you had some hits back in the day. Like, last decade.

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#2 WENDY WILLIAMS

I've never liked this woman one bit. Overrated. Bitter. Nasty. What sucks is that she has a forum in which to sling the mud-- without proof. Yes, we all have opinions about stuff-- but she has chronic diarrhea of the mouth. Somebody get this *B* some Imodium. Or a mouth plug.

Iconic beauty Christie Brinkley had to back out of the latest installment of Dancing With the Stars. Because she broke her arm while rehearsing, The injury required surgery, a metal plate, and screws. There's even photographic evidence of said injury. But Wendy doesn't buy it:

"... that looked fake as hell. Let me tell you what I see. What I see is a 65-year-old hot stuff who looks like if you were going to fracture anything, you should have said the tailbone. I don't see a wrist and a shoulder being fractured, but that was real cute."

In Wendy World, this is all a part of a nefarious plot for Christie to get her model daughter, Sailor on the show. Which has happened.

Well, methinks Wendy would know about fake. Have you see that weave of hers?

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#1 AARON CARTER

Proving that fame and meager fortune doesn't make your life perfect, Aaron has been a hot mess since birth. No, seriously. The former teen pop star has had troubles with substances and the law. And now, his kinda-more successful brother-- Nick-- has filed a restraining order against him. Why? Oh, you know. That whole threatening-to-kill-his-pregnant-wife thing:

"In light of Aaron's increasingly alarming behavior and his recent confession that he harbors thoughts and intentions of killing my pregnant wife and unborn child, we were left no choice but to take every measure possible to protect ourselves and our family. We love our brother and truly hope he gets the proper treatment he needs before any harm comes to himself or anyone else."

Yikes! Meanwhile, Aaron says he hasn't even seen his brother or sister in over four years, so nobody's really gonna get hurt. Aaron dropped this on social media:

"Take care. We're done for life."

He's another shining example of how drugs are bad. Let's just say we've experienced his destructive behavior many moons ago...

Look, Aaron. You're only 32. You still have time to unf&ck your life!

Jade-Ed

5/24/2019

Offenders for the week ending May 24, 2019:

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#3 WENDY WILLIAMS' SOON-TO-BE-EX KEVIN HUNTER

Divorce can be a messy business. But don't involve the children. No matter what their age may be. Kevin and his son with Wendy, Kevin Jr, went to a store close to their home to pick some things up. Cool. What wasn't cool is that the man and his 18-year-old son got into a physical altercation in the parking lot. But, daddy won't be pressing charges.

"I love my son very much and I will not be pursuing this matter legally. Things are not how they appear."

What appearance is that? That you're trying to influence your son to turn on his mother by saying she's a brainwasher? Not cool. The kid is grown and able to make a judgement call on his own. Perhaps he's not cool with you cheating on his mom and fathering a love child. Ouch.

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#2 ELLE FANNING

We get it. When you've got to look on-point, you do what's necessary. Hello, Spanx! But this is taking it too far. Elle fainted during a dinner at the Cannes Film Festival. Why? Because girlfriend's vintage Prada dress was too tight.

"Oops, had a fainting spell tonight in my 1950's Prada prom dress but it's all good!"

She says she was bloated because Aunt Flo was in town. We feel ya. We gain five temporary pounds every month. It sucks. But so does squeezing yourself into a dress that's going to cut off your circulation, dumbass. There aren't any vintage pant suits?

Here's a thought-- wear something else!

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#1 OLIVIA JADE

This spoiled, bratty, unappreciated little bitch is now all whiny and crying and wanting to go back to college. The same college that her parents (actress Lori Loughlin and fashion designer Mossimo Giannulli) cheated and lied to get her into. The same college that she previously didn't care about going to.

"She didn't get officially kicked out and she is begging the school to let her back in. She knows they (USC) won't let her in, so she's hoping this info gets out. She wants to come out looking like she's changed, learned life lessons and is growing as a person, so she for sure wants people to think she is interested in her education."

That's laughable. Born-privileged people who are douchebags never change their douchebag ways. Because they don't have to. The same chick that doesn't have the goods to get into school has no need for school, not when you're a "social media influencer" making stupid amounts of money. The life lesson? Don't get caught. This is the same 'gina wad that wouldn't talk to her mom because she "ruined my life!"

Here's a lesson for you: shut your legs, open your mind, zip yo lip and f&ck off. Capisce?

So Are The Days of The Stupid...

10/16/2017

Dramatic re-enactments, celebs choking on their own words, and a whole lotta sass! Take a listen to this week's Celebrity Slap!

Out of The Mouths of The Chronically Stupid...

10/13/2017

Offenders for the week ending October 13, 2017:

"... and 3/4 racism"

#3 DOVE

Dear Dove: I know you want my skin to be as pure as the driven (white) snow after using your product, but your latest ad has left you looking like the driven on snow.

In these hypersensitive times, anything you say or do can be misconstrued as racist, sexist, ageist, so why not have someone triple-check your work before you launch a major ad campaign? In the ad, an African-American woman removes her brown shirt to reveal-- she's a white woman underneath. Have we gone back to 1925? Seriously. Of course, the Internets went cray-cray. Dove's parent company, Unilever apologized:

"As part of a campaign for Dove body wash, a 3-second video clip was posted to the US Facebook page. This did not represent the diversity of real beauty which is something Dove is passionate about and is core to our beliefs, and it should not have happened..."

Duh. It shouldn't have happened. As teech used to say in school: "Everyone, let's put on our thinking caps..."

"If you're douche-y and you know it, clap your hands..."

#2 HARVEY WEINSTEIN

Ah, yes. It's never pretty when brothers hate each other: The Gallagher Brothers from Oasis; The Robinson Brothers from The Black Crowes; Cain and Abel...

Looks like Bob blew the whistle on his brother and the business partner he hates, exposing Harv's misogyny. Oh how the douchey fall hard. After decades of pay-offs and grab-assery, Harvey has been outed for sexually harassing, and even raping, actresses. And everyone kept it quiet because men and women want to work in Hollywood. It's a vicious cycle that's been around since the beginning of time-- sexual extortion. I'm not surprised at all at his behavior. Repulsed, yes. More so because this beef sniffer has daughters. Daughters! How would you respond if your little girl was asked to watch a dude shower against her will, or if she were forced to watch him juggle his fruit bowl?

You're pathetic, an affront to your gender, to those that have power that's not abused. Of course in an effort to gain sympathy, this scum biter has checked himself into rehab for "sex addiction." Please. I'm so over this misused buzz phrase that predatory swine like you are tossing out to excuse your tossing off. Some people truly have an issue. You, on the other hand, do not.

Glad your wife left you. Hopefully, you won't see your children, either. And... if the stars and planets align and justice is served-- you'll face prison time... And some fellow deviants that would love to give you the "broom handle greeting."

Poop, poop, poop runneth from theymouth...

#1 A TRIFECTA OF TW@TS: NENE LEAKES, WENDY WILLIAMS & DONNA KARAN

Women are the worst. For real. Women are downright nasty to other women. I'm amazed at women who proclaim to be feminists and advocate for women's rights who take no time tearing another woman down. Case in point-- this trifecta.

Let's start with Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member NeNe. Guess her new thing now is a try at standup comedy. Well, just because you can throw shade and flap your gums doesn't mean you're funny. But I digress. She got heckled by a female. And because she's unpolished and isn't funny, she couldn't take it. So, she told the woman: "I ain't even gonna tell you about the goddamn Uber driver. I hope he rape yo' ass tonight when he take you home, bitch." Classy. This from a woman who's been the victim of sexual assault. But she's sorry.

Then, there's big-mouth Wendy Williams. Here's her commentary on the woman who claims rapper Nelly forced her to have unprotected sex: "If she did not put herself in that situation, this wouldn't have happened. Young lady, you've got to stay out of tour buses." Would I hang out on a musician's tour bus? Hell no! Not unless I expected to do something sexual. But that doesn't not make it right to take advantage of someone because they're on a bus. Oh, Wendy's sorry for what she said.

Lastly, designer Donna Karan. She's totally on Harvey Weinstein's side. Women are to blame when they're harassed or attacked. "You look at everything all over the world today and how women are dressing and what they are asking just by presenting themselves the way they do. What are they asking for? Trouble." Hope you're designing burqas now, otherwise, everyone's gettin' rapey! And you guessed it, Donna is sorry for her comments.

Here's a thought I'm not sorry about: F*ck off.

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Fools & Tools... Sigh...

10/2/2015

Offenders for the week of September 28th, 2015:

This week's Slapees will be assigned a trending topic based on their offense.

"I'm a bitter prick, so give me your money!"

#3 GAVIN ROSSDALE
OFFENSE: Loser
Say goodbye to that amicable divorce! Gavin is demanding a multi-million dollar divorce settlement. What a toolbag! He's complained that while wifey Gwen Stefani was launching her successful clothing line, doing the music thang, and appearing on The Voice, he stayed home with their three children.

Uhmmm... isn't that called PARENTING!?!?!?!

Sorry your acting and post-Bush music career tanked. Oh, and let's not forget about how you hid from Gwen-- until after you married her-- that you had a lovechild with some skankster.

Even though Gavin is worth $20 million, Gwen is worth $120 million... and since they didn't have pre-nup, well.. you know. Douche isn't even worthy of her soiled tampons....

Your trending topic: #SomeoneFindMyBalls

"Guess what I'm tuckin'?"

#2 WENDY WILLIAMS
OFFENSE: Pot Stirrer
Some people just live for the drams. And some create it. Wendy is notorious for stirring the pot, blind-siding guests on her show with what she deems controversial, hard-hitting questions.. And now, she's accusing reality TV star Kim Zolciak-Biermann of faking a stroke so she wouldn't have to perform on Dancing With The Stars. As much as we all know that reality TV-types will do anything to stay relevant, I should hope that one would not invite that kind of bad karma. And speaking of bad karma, enjoy it when someone calls you a shim. Oh, that's already happened.

Your trending topic: #CheckIMightHaveBalls

"I'm soooo in love!"

#1 SANDRA BULLOCK
OFFENSE: Gullible
I'm not confident in Sandra's man-picking abilities. Things are moving quickly with new BF Bryan Randall. So much so that she's moving him into her million dollar home-- to shack-up with her and her ailing 91-year-old dad. But that's not all. Because she wants to bond more with Bryan, she's decided to buy her favorite local bar so they can do something together. Aw, how sweet! The price tag? $10 million. Because making a recipe from Pinterest was too... average? Yikes!

Sandra, Sandra, Sandra. Have you not learned from that faux pas named Jesse James. That lying, cheatin' dbag you called a husband? Protect your ass and your assets, girl.

Your trending topic: #BetterOffMakingNiceWithATennisBall

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