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Motor City Madmouth

4/6/2018

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Offenders for the week ending April 6, 2018:
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"I look good. But I'm still trashy."
#3 BLAC CHYNA
Aren't amusement parks supposed to be... amusing? While it's true that there are potential douchebags wherever one travels, there's no need to give in to one's own dbaggery. Of course, we are talking about known scum sucking opportunist, Blac Chyna.

This picture of motherhood-- wearing her full-on war paint and Spandex to Six Flags Magic Mountain for quality time with her kid-- got into some kind of fight with another group of park enthusiasts. Someone allegedly yelled some nasty names at her, while someone else supposedly tried to touch her daughter's hand. Anywho, it ended with the classy move of Blac throwing a stroller at her antagonists. And, I think this fool threw her own baby's stroller at them. Girl, bye.

"Being famous is hard enough dealing with scrutiny but when someone feels comfortable to come and touch our child it's a whole other story..."

Agreed. No one should try and touch your child. So maybs we can get a new personal security team, because those peeps are supposed to prevent rogue commoners from getting too close, no?

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"Come and get me, wolfpack!"
#2 COREY FELDMAN
I don't doubt that you experienced many Hollywood horrors. And I'm sorry that your quest to raise money for a tell-all truthful (not a documentary) film and molester name-naming didn't happen. 

Are you auditioning for The Boy Who Cried Wolf? It was mildly acceptable when you claimed that your life was in danger if you were to reveal the names of the known Hollywood child molesters. But to claim a murderous werewolf pack of degenerates tried to stab you to death? Sigh. Supposedly, three men approached his car and one stabbed him with a knife-- or syringe-- while his security was distracted. (What's up with this trend of nut-less security?)

Corey's attorney says the attack was truly fueled by road rage. I see... Did someone get mouthy?

But Corey insists it's all a conspiracy!

"I do know for a fact that that conspiracy has to do with every false accusation that you've heard about me in the media in the last six months. And I do know who the organizer of that conspiracy is and I do know who it's being lead by-- and I do know why. It all has to do with the pedophilia claims I've made."

Then name names and be done with it. The truth shall set you free, right? Please get the help that you need. Hopefully, this slap will wake you up!

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"My mouth runs just as fast as I play!"
​#1 TED NUGENT
This one hurts. I've met you in person. You're cool. A rock-n-roll legend. I respect your outspoken-ness, though I don't always agree. The Parkland school shooting has sparked all kinds of debate in this nation. While I believe in our constitutional rights, I believe we need balance. And yes, I agree that people can be manipulated by others to fulfill the puppet master's agenda. But I do not agree with the notion that all people are complicit in a conspiracy. 

Fact: The frequency of school shootings are rising-- for whatever reason. 

Fact: Children are scared. Confused. Looking to us as grown folk to help remedy the situation.

To call the Parkland survivors "soulless" and "mushy brained" is wrong.

Whether they're indeed being used or not, if someone feels convicted in a thought or philosophy-- we need to respect that. A person that has a differing view is not necessarily soulless. You may feel they are "lost" or "misguided", but they are still humans. 

We need to cut through the bullsh*t and try to make change. So, all you celebrities with millions of followers need to stop name calling, start using what brains you have, and try to use your platform for change. If you truly give a sh*t.

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Shia-way From The Booze!

7/14/2017

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Offenders for the week ending July 14, 2017:
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How Hot Felon-Ween gets "pussy"...
#3 HOT FELON & ALL OF SOCIETY
Humanity is doomed. Why? Because we grant fame and fortune to complete and utter ass-cysts. "Hot Felon" is a prime example. This gang member rose to fame when his mugshot hit the internets and all the ladies thought he was soooo dreamy. WTF? Sure, dude has nice eyes but... HE'S A CRIMINAL!!!!! There's nothing sexy about that. But apparently there is, since the married felon was caught kissing Topshop heiress Chloe Green. Now, the wifey has filed for divorce. 

So what was Hot Hell-on Wheels doing when he encountered the airhead-ess? Promoting some resort in Turkey. (I suppose the resort owner should be slapped, too.) 

Apparently, cheating doesn't count if it happens in another country?

Armageddon can't arrive soon enough.

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Memories of a better time...Sigh....
#2 BLAC CHYNA & ROB KARDASHIAN
These two need to stay away from each other, like an entire universe away. They define what a toxic relationship is all about. You've got an unwilling reality TV star and a gold-digging, fame-seeking hussy. B.C. was granted a restraining order against her baby-daddy-on-again-off-again boyfriend. Both are in the wrong. 

Blac: You're a steamy pile of sh*t for taking advantage of Rob's mental and emotional issues and using them to your advantage. Oh, and none of us are sorry that your plan to use Rob as your ticket to fame and fortune failed. Well, you do have his baby-- so there's a payday for a while.

Rob: She may be the mother of your child, but there are plenty of eligible, delightful ladies out there. Plus, airing your relationship dirty laundry on social media ain't cool. You look foolish and desperate. Focus on raising your child and not falling into the snares of a venus fly-sn*tch like Blac Chyna.

That's all I've got for yous from my soap box.

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"We're all gonna kick ur ass!"
​#1 SHIA LABEOUF
Another day, another nasty, belligerent, drunken incident. This time Savannah police got a large dose of douche. He ran from police from his hotel after spending an evening gettin' his drank on at a local restaurant. For whatever reason, Shia loves to scream and throw out the race card whenever he's chastised about his behavior. In his latest moment of shame, Shia ranted:  

        "If I had my gun I'll blow your shit up... You put your own kind in the f*cking pen."

You're sad and disgusting. What a disgrace to the entire male gender. There's nothing more to say, except: time to "transform" yourself and get your ass to rehab!

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