Offenders for the week ending May 17, 2019:
#3 TLC
I thought TLC was short for The Learning Channel. Why in the name of all things good do we need to learn about Kate Gosselin's love life? Yes. that Kate Gosselin. The one infamous for her previous show Jon & Kate Plus 8 and then Kate Plus 8, then some other show. The woman who added sextuplets to her twins. We got to watch these folks become celebrities while their marriage fell apart, and prayed those eight children would grow up relatively unscathed. Now, TLC must feel a need to rhyme again with Kate Plus Date.
The premise? Two matchmakers set Kate up on fun dates, while her twin daughters chime-in. Kate, with her not-so-warm-and-friendly-personality, on blind dates? Sigh. I get it. Since her ex-hubby had a midlife crisis and decided to bang 20-year-olds and ditch his engineering job to become a club DJ, Kate needed to hustle to support eight kids. The only way to make big cash is to stay public. But we really don't need this show, TLC. She can go write another book or something.....
The premise? Two matchmakers set Kate up on fun dates, while her twin daughters chime-in. Kate, with her not-so-warm-and-friendly-personality, on blind dates? Sigh. I get it. Since her ex-hubby had a midlife crisis and decided to bang 20-year-olds and ditch his engineering job to become a club DJ, Kate needed to hustle to support eight kids. The only way to make big cash is to stay public. But we really don't need this show, TLC. She can go write another book or something.....
#2 BLAC CHYNA
You can take the girl out the hood, but you can't take the hood... you know what I mean. Blac is accused of threatening her hairdresser with a knife. Damn! B.C says she got fired up because the stylist threw cans at her car(?) Well, the stylist may have a good reason for "canning" Blac. The "celebrity" apparently owed some money and refused to pay. Mizz Nasty has a long history of law-breaking:
Public intoxication and drug possession; domestic incidents; arguing with people she owes money to... and on, and on.
Here's a thought. If you owe somebody money, you need to pay them! Imagine you doing whatever you do that's made you famous and not getting paid. Yes, all those babies you pop out for money from your baby daddies. You wouldn't stand for lack of "child support".
Calm down, girl.
Public intoxication and drug possession; domestic incidents; arguing with people she owes money to... and on, and on.
Here's a thought. If you owe somebody money, you need to pay them! Imagine you doing whatever you do that's made you famous and not getting paid. Yes, all those babies you pop out for money from your baby daddies. You wouldn't stand for lack of "child support".
Calm down, girl.
#1 DENNIS RODMAN
I'm starting to think he got the nickname "The Worm" because he's the worm in the bottle of tequila- drunk and useless. In between slumber parties with Kim Jong Ick, Dennis may be occupying his time with... theft. Allegedly. Supposedly, Dennis helped three female friends rob a store of some yoga pants. Here's what happened: The trio walked into a store, Rodman distracts employees by talking to them. His friends proceed to help themselves to yoga gear.
But Dennis says this story is totally inaccurate. He said he and his friends were hired to help move a $2,500 crystal art piece at the store, and the yoga items were payment. But, the surveillance video shows something different. Mr. Helping Hands said:
"I tried to help... as the good person I am. Am I going to jail? No."
Rodman was allegedly drunk at the time of the incident-- which he denies. Also, that crystal art piece? They dropped it on the floor. Oops.
If there were a Ultimate Hot Mess Award, this asshat would win hands down. Or would that be hands on... the goods?
But Dennis says this story is totally inaccurate. He said he and his friends were hired to help move a $2,500 crystal art piece at the store, and the yoga items were payment. But, the surveillance video shows something different. Mr. Helping Hands said:
"I tried to help... as the good person I am. Am I going to jail? No."
Rodman was allegedly drunk at the time of the incident-- which he denies. Also, that crystal art piece? They dropped it on the floor. Oops.
If there were a Ultimate Hot Mess Award, this asshat would win hands down. Or would that be hands on... the goods?
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