Offenders for the week ending January 19, 2018:
Well...
#3 DENNIS RODMAN
Some people never learn. You've been to alcohol rehab-- twice. You've struggled with addiction for a large part of your adult life. So why not booze-it-up and get in your car? Sigh. His manager thinks Rodman needs to re-enter some kind of treatment facility. Duh. Perhaps this is the truth: he's missing his snuggle buddy, Kim Jong Ick. He's longing for those nights of Netflix and chill; and braiding each other's (ass) hair... Or maybe he was meant to be ultra-alcohol friendly. With a nickname like "The Worm", perhaps he was destined to be the worm in a bottle of tequila...
Get yo stuffs together!
P.S. He's checked himself into rehab, again. Hopefully the third time's a charm...
Get yo stuffs together!
P.S. He's checked himself into rehab, again. Hopefully the third time's a charm...
"So I'm the assh*le?"
#2 BRITTANY CARTWRIGHT of reality TV show Vanderpump Rules
Second time on the list for the same offense. Apparently, the first "slap" did not wake you up! I know, I know. Your boyfriend, Jax Taylor (see the above pic), is a good guy deep inside, and you can change him. And... he was, like, really sorry. Really, really sorry.
After admitting to crotch wrestling with the couple's mutual friend and former co-worker, Faith, Jax was caught on a recording trashing his beloved girlfriend to said skank. In his post-coital confession, Jax said he cared about Brittany, but would never marry her... and that the two never had the happy-fun-time anymore. But he's been telling everyone how much he wants to marry B and have kids with her.
Egads! Why would you stay with this festering P.O.S.?
Is that sound of crickets...
I'm starting to think you're not the sweet Kentucky gal you're portraying, but an opportunist that is willing to divorce your self-esteem and worth to be entwined with a sociopath who treats you worse than a steamy pile.
After admitting to crotch wrestling with the couple's mutual friend and former co-worker, Faith, Jax was caught on a recording trashing his beloved girlfriend to said skank. In his post-coital confession, Jax said he cared about Brittany, but would never marry her... and that the two never had the happy-fun-time anymore. But he's been telling everyone how much he wants to marry B and have kids with her.
Egads! Why would you stay with this festering P.O.S.?
Is that sound of crickets...
I'm starting to think you're not the sweet Kentucky gal you're portraying, but an opportunist that is willing to divorce your self-esteem and worth to be entwined with a sociopath who treats you worse than a steamy pile.
"TELL ME I'M A FAT ASS!!!!"
#1 MEGYN KELLY
I lost all respect with this trashy trollop when she wore nothing more than a negligee to cover the RNC, then tried to claim she was harassed at Fox News. HA HA HA HA! This from a woman who (allegedly) snookered her mentor, Britt Hume. Well, she tried to change her image to a softer, kinder, likable lady. Again, HA HA HA HA! You can't polish a turd... Anywho, her latest faux pas?
Women want to be fat-shamed.
It worked for her when she was in college, courtesy of her stepdaddy:
Women want to be fat-shamed.
It worked for her when she was in college, courtesy of her stepdaddy:
Yes, there are times I call myself a "fat b*tch" while I'm working out. But I'm surely not going to ask someone else to call me a fat-ass when I'm reaching for sustenance. Is this how you parent your children, oh wise hoochie?
If that's the thang that works best for you, I guess we could all gather in a circle and yell insults at you so you can become a better person. That would make my day...
What should we call Megyn? Add your comments below if you'd like...
If that's the thang that works best for you, I guess we could all gather in a circle and yell insults at you so you can become a better person. That would make my day...
What should we call Megyn? Add your comments below if you'd like...
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