And then, Sandra walked away.Way to blow it, so to speak. I personally think he was trying to impress her, because boys are icky and gross. The bigger question I have is why did Demi and the kiddos stick around? Is there some kind of pleasure derived from sitting amongst a fart cloud? Is that how Bruce Willis or Ass-hton Kutcher wooed her?
Enough of that. Before you know it, the sentiment "I *heart* you" will become "I *fart* you."
Your Vogee Award: Worst One Cheek Sneak
"It's called taking care of your mental health... I haven't shaved my head yet."
Wow! That's not throwin' shade. That's throwin' a whole damned eclipse! You've worked with her, AND on top of that-- Brit-Brit has said publicly how much she admires you. Shame!
We all make mistakes. Sadly, Britney's head-shaving is a part of pop culture history. But do we need to keep bringing it up? I'd consider your marrying that dirty-butt Russell Brand cray-cray, but are we all picking that scab? (Wait. We just did. Not sorry.)
Why don't you go make-nice with Left Shark and leave Britney alone!
Your Vogee Award: Best Placement of The Letter 'B' in Bitch
Or, is he trying to make his song "Crazy" a self-fulfilling prophecy? Maybe he's trying to make us all forget he pleaded no contest to providing a woman ecstasy against her will. Or his questionable tweets about rape:
"Women who have really been raped REMEMBER!!!"
And this gem:
"If someone is passed out, they're not even WITH you consciously! So WITH implies consent."
Or...maybe he's outing a freak-a-leak faction that's into bumpin' uglies with people dressed up like trophies. It's all so beautifully mind-boggling.
P.S. Kudos to you. We ARE talking about you... even if the talk isn't flattering.
Your Vogee Award: The Ultimate Desecration of a Precious Metal
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