Writer Kathy Vogel Addresses Celebrity Bad Behavior

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9/25/2020

Offenders for the week ending September 25, 2020:

#3 KRISTEN DOUTE, former cast member/Vanderpump Rules

It really sucks when reality bitch-slaps a bitch and removes you from reality TV. Kristen and Stassi Schroeder will no longer make a paycheck from the show, after their false allegations of criminal activity involving an African-American cast member they didn't like backfired in their faces. And past racists comments made on social media added fuel to the fire. Well, Kristen wants the world to know that they weren't fired:

"They (Bravo TV) chose not to renew our contracts. That was their decision to make."

Girl, that's code for "fired" in the entertainment biz. Terminated. Shown the door. You. Were. Fired. With your lying, skeevy ways, and Stassi's penchant for mean-girlness at every turn, I'd say Karma made a visit.

Time to become a softcore porn star...

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#2 DINA LOHAN

Love is grand. Especially when it's with a real person. A person that you get to spend time with. Right, Dina? Oh, wait. Your sitch is a little... different. Dina took to the socials to thank her fiancé, Jerry Nadler, for helping her get her mind and body into shape. Because she loves him like she's loved no other. And:

"No one has ever been such a powerful influence on me and I thank god for bringing me him."

Awwww! Vomit!

Dina and Jesse have known each other for six years, after meeting on Facebook. Oh, did I mention that these two have never been in the same room with each other? They chat and facetime, but they live on separate coasts. Because he supposedly is caring for his mom... Did I mention he mailed her the engagement ring?

Yeah. Catfish-ish true love. And this bimbo has a podcast (named "Listen to Me, OG Mama D) in which she gives advice, among other things. The only thing she's the OG of is being a complete dumpster fire.

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#1 JERRY HARRIS, star of the Netflix docuseries "Cheer"

The breakout star of the show is in the hottest of waters, under arrest on production of child pornography charges. Fourteen-year-old twin brothers claim Harris harassed them online and in-person for over a year at cheer competitions when they were 13 and Harris was 19. Varsity Brands, a prominent company within the cheerleading community, reported Harris to police after he allegedly asked once of the twins to have sex with him during two of the company's competitions in 2019.

Varsity barred Harris from their brand for life.

Harris claims he's innocent, though he admitted during an FBI interview that he asked one of the teens to send him photos and videos of his junk and backside on Snapchat.

Okay...

Disgusting. What you've done (allegedly) has scarred these boys for life. You're not even good enough to be a used tampon.

Perhaps you'll share a cell with Jared Fogle one day... Cheer(s) to that.

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6/12/2020

Offenders for the week ending June 12, 2020:

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#3 TERRY CREWS

Since our nation is spinning out of control, why not throw more fuel on the fire? Perfect idea! Terry tweeted:

"Defeating White supremacy without White people creates Black supremacy. Equality is the truth. Like it or not, we are all in this together."

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Because revenge is what this is all about? Domination? Not equality? I see you.

If you're not white, you're in this together. Because eliminating white makes it all better. Terry clarified things, though:

"Please know that everything I've said comes from a spirit of love and reconciliation, for the Black community first, then the world as a whole, in hopes to see a better future for Black people."

No mention of white in this tweet...

Kudos to fellow celebs from the African-American community who questioned him.

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#2 STASSI SCHROEDER (and Kristen Doute), formerly of Vanderpump Rules

No wonder why we have a growing cancer of mean girl-itist-- because that's what makes you infamous. Stassi is one of the meanest people out there. She has made millions with her diva, better-than-the-room behavior.

There's witty and snarky; And then there's Stassi.

I don't have enough time to list all of her offensive tweets or recall all the nasty things she has said about her former cast members. The Dead Sea Scrolls are shorter.

But she's sorry for calling police on a former African-American cast member and accusing her of being involved in a robbery. So funny! But it's all good now that you've posted a black square and are looking within yourself. You'll have more time now that you've been fired from the show that made you famous for no good reason.

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#1 BRAVO TV

Yes, a "channel" isn't a celebrity, but it has created a lot of Bravo-leberties-- in the form of reality TV. You've given fame and fortune to people who are mostly idiots. Thanks for firing Stassi and Kristen from VPR. But you should fire yourself because you encourage drama on all your shows, and reward those troublemakers with bigger paychecks. This isn't the first time Stassi has done or said anything racist or mean-spirited. She's the epitome of snark and privilege and bullsh*t. And you've let it go for years because it brings you bank and ratings. You glorify behaviors that most parents raise their children not to engage in.

You've fired a person after 8 seasons. Bravo-- so to speak. Where were you not so long ago when Stassi bragged on Twitter that she had "Nazi Chic"? Why no conversation with her then? Because you love her unfiltered verbal vomiting. But now, sensitivities are heightened... and now you have a "conscience". Convenient.

Cancel yourself. Since cancel culture is what it's all about.

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4/24/2020

Offenders for the week ending April 24, 2020:

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#3 KRISTEN DOUTE, Castmember, Vanderpump Rules

She might be one of the biggest, hottest messes in all of reality TV. The chick who got fired from her server job at SUR. The chick who attracts volatile, lopsided relationships like flies to a pile crap. The chick who banged her best friend's boyfriend. Classy dame, this one. Even though she's all that, she can't help but throw shade at said best friend (Stassi), and co-best friend (Katie) because they've finally grown tired of her existence.

"Everyone has a right to be themselves. Everyone has their own version of what's cute to them. Their style, their quirks, their compassion, whatever it may be. You know what's NOT cute? Being in your 30s and still being a mean girl. Being that age and being an assh&le. #PumpRules"

You want isn't cute? Anything about YOU. Go pretend to design t-shirts for your t-shirt company and cry to someone who cares. Cue the crickets...

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#2 The Bachelor, PETER WEBER

After his momma, Barb, became the most famous villain in The Bachelor history by flame-throwing Madison, and after Peter told her to back-it-up-- all on live TV... he's walked-back his passion.

"Listen, my family, in general, they're my rock. l'll defend them till the day I die. I love them more than anything. They truly just want the best for me... I respect the hell out of my mom. To be able to speak her mind and not feel the pressure to cave in to a certain narrative on live television, in front of millions of people... that takes a strong person. That's the love of a mother."

Apparently, when Hannah Ann was face-down in your "cauliflower" (that's what she said his ween is like-- bland and tasteless) she failed to noticed your lack of "raisins". I understand respecting your mom. But there are times when a "helicopter parent" needs... handled. Your one attempt to do so failed. Did she threaten to kick you out of the house? (This pilot for Delta still lives at home!) Not make your favorite Petey dish?

Keep being comfortable having your mom run your life. You'll end up sucking from her teet for life. Wait...

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#1 JUSTIN BIEBER

There's nothing like the compassion of an overpaid douchelebrity to make me feel oh-so-better about life... Recently, The Beebs and his wife and Kendall Jenner were all Insta chatting live-- commiserating about this horrid time in quarantine. You know, a time when people are getting sick, some are dying, and many of us common folk losing income. But hey, they feel for us-- especially Dweebs:

"How blessed are we to be able to like... a lot of people obviously in this time have a crappy situation. You know, they look at us and obviously, we've worked hard for where we're at, so, it's like you can't feel bad for the things we have. But I think, just us taking that time to acknowledge that there are people who are really crippling is important."

I don't know how to put this... F&CK OFF! Oh, your "acknowledgement" warms the cockles our of hearts! Thank you for recognizing that we little people have it worse than you. And we know how hard you worked. You did rise up from obscurity. But your wife was born to famous parents. And Kendall was born of privilege, so... Please, girl. We don't have time to hate on your mansions. We have WORK TO DO.

Thanks for the tone-deaf, half-assed Hallmark sentiment, but we'll pass. Don't you have some pubes to go braid or something?

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