Put On Your Big Girl Pants!

Offenders for the week ending June 16, 2017:

"Suckit, Hate-y Scare-y!"

#3 TAYLOR SWIFT

In the on-going feud between Tay-Tay and Katy Perry, Tay has booby-punched her nemesis again! As we all well know, Taylor's not down with streaming her music. But she changed her tune (sorry for that bad pun) and released her entire back catalog of music on all streaming services on the SAME DAY as Katy dropped her new album. Awwwww, snap! This is from Taylor Nation:

"In celebration of 1989 selling over 10 million albums worldwide and the RIAA's 100 Million Song Certification, Taylor wants to thank her fans by making her entire back catalog available to all streaming services..."

Girl, we can see through your "love of fans". Yes, they keep you in the bling-- but your real motivation was to take Katy down.. .which, I do have to say was a brilliant move. But we need you to get over this childish feud. Why are your panties in a bunch for Katy? I mean-- what's the REAL reason you loathe her so much? It has to be more than Katy using the same dancers you had on your tour. Which by the way, is no big deal. Or maybe because you both had the John "Oscar" Mayer?

Can't you just rant about it in your Burn Book and be done!?!?!

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"My biggest talent is being a bitch."

#2 BRANDI GLANVILLE

I really don't know why this c*m-collector is even famous, except for saying sensational things... and I was sooooo hoping she had gone away for good when she left The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But nooooooo. I guess the genie couldn't grant us that fourth wish. Sigh. Just like our previous Slap-ee, Miss STD needs to get over it! She is still not over her divorce from actor Eddie Cibrian, and his marriage to LeAnn Rimes. This twit is claiming that the couple stalked her boyfriend's (current bang buddy) Twitter page and showed up ON PURPOSE to the same restaurant they were dining at. Oh, and Eddie and LeAnn had Eddie and Brandi's kids with them. Ah, ha!

Eddie took to the internets himself and proved that he and LeAnn had made reservations days in advance of Brandi's dinner date. Sad that he has to even do this at all. 

Look, B. Eddie left you because you're a psycho. Get. Over. It.

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"I'm #1! I'm #1!"

​#1 KATY PERRY

So, Katy dropped a new (very mediocre) album and is working the media hard to stay relevant. She did a 72-hour live YouTube stream in which James Corden asked her to rank a few of her lovers from best to worst. And how did Diplo, John Mayer and Orlando Bloom fair?

1. John Mayer
2. Orlando Bloom
3. Diplo

She quickly said they were all good, but you know... WEll, Diplo was NOT pleased. In fact he tweeted:

                                    "I don't even remember having sex."

Ouch. That's what the classless broad deserves. Look, I'm no prude. But there's no need to sully your exes just 'cuz they're your exes. Why the low blow, so to speak? Here's some advice: since you can't shut your legs, just shut your mouth.

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