Slap With Me: Shut Yo Big Mouths!
Ignorant and Inappropriate
Offenders for the week ending November 10, 2017:
#3 SELENA GOMEZ
She's back together with Justin Bieber. For the love of all things good-- WHY!?!?! I understand you've been through a lot. Undergoing a kidney transplant is no minor thang. If you're reflecting on what's important in life, it isn't the shade-shack Bieber! I get it, he took your "V" card. But how could you forget all the bullsh*t he put you through? The humiliation and name-calling? I'll give him props for going to church and trying to find some meaning, but going for a couple of weeks doesn't make someone a changed person. You need to be constantly working on yourself to be better. I'm not sure he has what it takes to be a MAN. And, Selena's family isn't down with this reunion:
"Justin is a vile human and will never be accepted by us. As long as she is even speaking to him in any way, it is not only disrespectful to everyone around her, it is disrespectful to herself."
Damn! But Justin is determined, according to a source:
"They dealt with things separately this year that made them different people.. it seems their relationship is now very different. Justin is certainly a much better person. He would be a better boyfriend, too."
Sure. And a tiger can change its stripes. WAKE UP!
#2 MARILYN MANSON
Perhaps when that stage prop hit him on the noggin a while ago it rattled what brains he actually had in there. Cuz, this was just dumb.
Hey, we've had multiple mass shootings-- why not aim this here microphone-that-looks-like-a-gun at the audience? I'm sure they won't be freaked out. Last Sunday night, this scrotum sandwich pulled this stunt right after the church shootings in Texas-- at a show in San Bernardino. As if the folks there need a reminder of the violence that took 14 lives less than two years ago. But hey-- it's art:
"This was an act of theater in an attempt to make a statement about how easily accessible semi-automatic weapons are and how seeing them has become normalized."
WTF? Uhmmmm, I don't think seeing them has become normalized. I think, sadly, the incidents are becoming commonplace. Whatevs. Manson is empathetic, though:
"My empathy goes out to anyone who has been affected by the irresponsible and reprehensible misuse of REAL guns."
Okay. You can't just SAY that? Must you scare people? Just because it's allegedly "art" doesn't mean it's not STUPID... like you. Get your Crypt-Keeper-ass back to the 90s when you were last popular.
#1 CHELSEA HANDLER
I love strong, outspoken women. I don't like an outspoken, idiotic j*zz licker. The lunacy surrounding political stereotypes and opinions is just baffling. And ridiculous. People aren't humans anymore, they're just seen as their political affiliation. This fowl, wrinkle-snatch bitch wad blamed Republicans for the mass-shooting at a Texas church. Really, bitch? She tweeted:
"Innocent people go to church on Sunday to honor their God, and while doing so, get shot (and) killed. What country? America. Why? Republicans."
Thank goodness you're here to clear this all up for us! The shooting had nothing to do with a crazy mofo with a history of domestic violence. I don't even know what political party the gunman was aligned with, but apparently only Republicans buy guns-- or illegally acquire them. Why aren't you using that Grand Canyon-sized piehole of yours for good? Not for snark, but for affecting change. Because that would take intelligence, some wisdom, compassion and compromise-- virtues you are not in possession. You are part of the problem this country is in now, wiener pincher.
Go slap some cream on that ass-face of yours and perform some mouth-to-mouth on 50 Cent's schlong.
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I lovingly call out celebs for their naughty behavior. Sometimes a 'slap' is a needed wake-up call. ;)