Offenders for the week ending October 12, 2018:
#3 MIKE "THE SITUATION" SORRENTINO
I've never understood how celebrities, or pseudo-celebrities in this case, forget to pay taxes. Even if you have an accountant, it's still your responsibility to know your business. Mr. Sitch is going to prison for eight months for tax evasion. Fellow Jersey Shore castmate "Snooki" said:
"He's such a good person. He changed for the better. He's a totally different person. He doesn't deserve this right now, but obviously you gotta get that done."
Yes. Get it done. Pay your damned taxes! Sorrentino and his bro were indicted four years ago. Brother Marc is going away for two years.
For future reference: Get your shizzuation together, fool.
"He's such a good person. He changed for the better. He's a totally different person. He doesn't deserve this right now, but obviously you gotta get that done."
Yes. Get it done. Pay your damned taxes! Sorrentino and his bro were indicted four years ago. Brother Marc is going away for two years.
For future reference: Get your shizzuation together, fool.
#2 LACROIX
It's rare when a brand or non-person makes the list, but this is fitting. We hate liars. And you done lied to all of us! The brand is facing a class action lawsuit for false claims of being "100% natural.' Allegedly, the better-for-you beverage contains several artificial ingredients, and some are really bad. Limonene is known to cause kidney toxicity and tumors, and linalool propionate is a substance found in many flowers and spice plants and is used in cockroach insecticides. Eeeek! Well, La Crotch says this is all a cup of b.s.
"The lawsuit provides no support for its false statements about LaCroix's ingredients. Natural flavors in LaCroix are derived from the natural essence oils from the named fruit used in each of the flavors... there are no sugars or artificial ingredients contained in, nor added to, those extracted flavors."
That may be true, but methinks you're gonna lose the lawsuit. I didn't know linalool propionate is a flavor...
Never been a fan anyways. LaCroix is La Crap.
"The lawsuit provides no support for its false statements about LaCroix's ingredients. Natural flavors in LaCroix are derived from the natural essence oils from the named fruit used in each of the flavors... there are no sugars or artificial ingredients contained in, nor added to, those extracted flavors."
That may be true, but methinks you're gonna lose the lawsuit. I didn't know linalool propionate is a flavor...
Never been a fan anyways. LaCroix is La Crap.
#1 KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
Who in the actual f$ck are you, Keira? I know you're an actress, and apparently the voice of all females. Personally, I'm tired of all this male vs. female bullsh&t. I'm for people. People behaving properly. People excelling. People being good to one another. Not everything in this world is a man trying to oppress a woman. Stop with the discrimination against men. Because that's what all this "narrative" is becoming.
Ms. Keira called out Duchess Kate's public appearances, which happened just hours after giving birth to her three children. Keira ranted in an op-ed piece:
"We stand and watch the TV screen. (Kate) was out of hospital seven hours later with her face made up and high heels on. The face the world wants to see... Hide. Hide our pain, our bodies splitting, our breasts leaking, our hormones raging. Look beautiful. Look stylish, don't show your battleground, Kate. Seven hours after your fight with life and death, seven hours after your body breaks open, and bloody, screaming life comes out. Don't show. Don't tell. Stand there with your girl and be shot by a pack of male photographers."
Sure. There'd be no way in hell I'd make a public appearance hours after pushing a kid out. But I'm not a duchess. I don't know, nor fully comprehend the royal life or royal responsibilities. And last I checked, the monarch in charge is a WOMAN. So maybe your beef is that women shouldn't push women into perpetuating an ideal idea?
And... with this whole women-supporting-women thing... why do women continue to shred other women?
Yes, I'm a woman, calling you out. But again, I'm a person-ist. Not a feminist. I'm for people. Stupidity is not gender-blind.
Take some time to zip your lip and use that brain of yours. Silently.
Ms. Keira called out Duchess Kate's public appearances, which happened just hours after giving birth to her three children. Keira ranted in an op-ed piece:
"We stand and watch the TV screen. (Kate) was out of hospital seven hours later with her face made up and high heels on. The face the world wants to see... Hide. Hide our pain, our bodies splitting, our breasts leaking, our hormones raging. Look beautiful. Look stylish, don't show your battleground, Kate. Seven hours after your fight with life and death, seven hours after your body breaks open, and bloody, screaming life comes out. Don't show. Don't tell. Stand there with your girl and be shot by a pack of male photographers."
Sure. There'd be no way in hell I'd make a public appearance hours after pushing a kid out. But I'm not a duchess. I don't know, nor fully comprehend the royal life or royal responsibilities. And last I checked, the monarch in charge is a WOMAN. So maybe your beef is that women shouldn't push women into perpetuating an ideal idea?
And... with this whole women-supporting-women thing... why do women continue to shred other women?
Yes, I'm a woman, calling you out. But again, I'm a person-ist. Not a feminist. I'm for people. Stupidity is not gender-blind.
Take some time to zip your lip and use that brain of yours. Silently.
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