This week's Slap-ees will receive an appropriate Irish saying.
"Mariah is already talking marriage and kids because she is absolutely enamored by this guy. She's convinced now that he's the one..."
Apparently, friends have been encouraging her to put the brakes on-- but Mariah don't listen to no one! In fact, she's shopping for engagement rings. Way to make this a transaction. Why not just have him give you a red-solo-cup-donation and call it a day. (wink, wink)
Mariah: Wake up, girl. Tanaka: you best moonwalk right out of her penthouse.
Your Irish Saying: (and this is for Tanaka) "If you want praise, die. If you want blame, marry."
"I have no f*cking idea who you are... Bro, you're on the f*cking Bachelor. You're gonna be gone in two weeks and nobody will know who the f&ck you are."
Ouchie. Then, he proceeded to call Nick an egotistical d-bag and much more-- to his face. Truth is, a ton of people wanted their picture taken with Nick and not Jax. Plus, Mr. Taylor had some "liquid courage" going on, which makes him extra loser-ish.
Nice, old-man-frat-boy. By the way, nobody would know who the f*ck you are, Jax-ass if it weren't for the show you're on. You're a nearly-40-year-old bartender!!!
Your Irish Saying: "May you live to be 100 years, with one extra to repent." (Think of all the years of trainwreck reality TV we'd get if he lived that long!)
"My Julian is the most intelligent, interesting, and informed man in existence."
The feeling is mutual:
"She's an attractive person with an attractive personality and whip-smart. She's psychologically savvy."
Oh, I bet she's good with a whip! Anywho, not everyone believes Pammy's intentions are true. One former associate had this tidbit:
"Pamela doesn't do anything unless she is getting paid... and a few years ago, she was pretty broke."
Noooooo! But she wrote this about her beloved. A poem entitled: "My Julian."
Pamela, Pamela, Pamela. Apparently there's some TitiLeaks going on. That implant juice has hit your brain.
Your Irish Saying: "It's easy to halve the potato where there's love."