He fancies himself an athlete, after defeating former NBA player Nate Robinson in a recent boxing match. It was a knockout, even. And... Jake was already injured when he entered the ring. He had a broken nose. What a tough guy! First of all, it looked like Nate flopped. Second, why not box someone that's an equal physical match? Oh.... cuz you might get your pimply ass handed to you.
This ginormous d-bag is now challenging Conor McGregor to a match.
HA HA HA! Is it possible to punch someone's teeth out through their butthole?
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
Your level of hotness is quite subjective. #yourfacelookslikemymentrualcramps
And, way to keep a low profile-- considering you're too stupid to get into college on your own merits. Oh! And way to not respect your parents-- even though they were also stupid enough to actually bribe someone in the first place.
Eat. A. Steamy. Bag. Of. Warted. Weens.
These two have a pre-nup, so I don't know what else he thinks he should be getting here... He needs a kick to the head, for one thing.
Kelly's former manager is Brandon's dad. Then Brandon became her manager. Girl.... you should've seen this was all kinds of shady. Plus, there's that saying: "Don't shit where you eat".
As sung in your own words: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."