Writer Kathy Vogel Addresses Celebrity Bad Behavior

Cancel Culture Club

7/23/2021

Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!

Offenders for the week ending July 23rd, 2021:

#3 SPIKE LEE

He pulled a Steve Harvey x 100 at the Cannes Film Festival. He accidentally announced "Titane" as winner of the Palme d'Or-- which is the big prize-- before all the other prizes.

Duh!

That's like announcing the Best Film award at the Oscars at the beginning of the broadcast. Wait, that might be a good thing... Anywho, Spike is really sorry for the epic eff-up:

"I have no excuses. I messed up... It's like the guy at the end of the game who misses the free throw."

Dude. You weren't at the end of the game. That's the point. But we get it. You're lucky the French didn't pelt you with cheese and disdain...

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#2 LARSA PIPPEN

I thought this THOT had left the building, but she's still out there gettin' pub as one of the Real Housewives of Miami. Whatever. But do you still need to talk about your affair with the very married NBA baller Malik Beasley? Oh, yeah. That's the only storyline you have....

She's opened her flaps again to share that she wouldn't get back with Malik if he tried to woo her. Uhhhmmmm, okay:

"(Larsa) has not been in communication with Malik and is unaware of what he's been up to... She has vowed she would not get back with him and would never take him back if he tried getting back with her. She's completely moved on and is enjoying being single again."

You're assuming he wants you back, after you disparaged his manhood and dating style publicly. Of course, he is a POS, but...

Actually sounds like you two deserve each other. Maybe you two should reunite for a reality TV show called, "The Hoe and The Hopeless."

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#1 CHRISSY TEIGEN

Chrissy is all upset, afraid that she's been put in what she calls the "Cancel Club." She's all sad and depressed that people have come for her over her well-known bullying of women and people that don't fit her narrative.

"I really don't know what to say here. Just feels so weird to pretend nothing happened in this online world but feel like utter s-t in real life. Going outside sucks and doesn't feel right, being at home alone with my mind makes my depressed head race. But I do know that however I'm handling this now isn't the right answer. I feel lost and need to find my place again."

Boo f&cking-hoo.

Where is your place? Since your perfection of Mean Girl-ism has been reviled, what will you do? Can't tell anyone on the socials (Courtney Stodden) to go 'take a dirt nap." Perhaps you should ask yourself why you feel the need to come for everybody. Why don't you stay in your lane and just talk about your cookbooks and your lifestyle crap? Live your life and let others live theirs. Unless you like wearing the crown of hypocrisy...

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6/25/2021

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Offenders for the week ending June 25, 2021:

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#3 KELLY DODD, Former Cast Member/Real Housewives of Orange County

There are raging psychos. And there's Kelly-Dodd-raging-psycho. Known for her cut-you-to-the-bone meanness and delusions of whatever, she's been booted from the franchise. But she's going down swinging. She lashed out at also-ran from the O.C., Braunwyn Windham-Burke, and Shahs of Sunset cast member Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi. The beef started when GG dissed Kelly over her firing on social media:

"... out with the a&& and in with the class!"

Kelly then shot back that she had no idea who GG was because she never watched that show. Then, GG called Kelly a racist for slamming the "first-ever" show about Middle Easterners on an American network.

And in true Kelly fashion, she defended her racism by reminding everyone that she's mostly Mexican and Native American." Oh, and in Kelly Move #2, she's threatening to sue.

Can we sue you for being an idiot?

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#2 CHRISSY TEIGEN

Our favorite woke-princess-ass pimple remains on the list this week, but slips to number two-- which is fitting, because she's a sh*tty person. After Michael Costello came out last week with his own story of bullying from Titgen, she and her hubs (John Legend) cried foul-- claiming that Michael lied and falsified DMs and emails. Because he has nothing but time on his hands to fake stuff. Possible...

Then, Cameroonian singer Denica claims Bitchy became aggressive with her at the 2016 Grammy Awards-- shoving her twice at the event. Denica's assistant whipped out his phone to record video of Denica-- not Chrissy, who was kind of nearby-ish. Chrissy went all I'm-a-famous-person-don't-look-at-me-unless-I-want-you-to crazy and tried to grab the phone, pushing the assistant and Denica. After Denica was done walking the red carpet, Chrissy shoved her again.

Yes, Chrissy. You're famous. But really, you're more famous for having big boobs and marrying John. You're not that special. In fact, you're a person that no real person would want to associate with. You're beautiful on the outside, and ugly as sludge on the inside.

Keep up your bullying ways, and soon your legend will become felonious...

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#1 CARMELO ANTHONY

Why do people get married when they can't keep their genitals to themselves? Seriously. While most of us were sheltering in place last year, Carmelo's ween wasn't in quarantine. He got himself a side chick in New York and got her preggo, using the line that he was married but really single, and that his wife (actress La La Anthony) was "doing her own thing."

Oh, sure.

The unnamed woman planned on having an abortion, but Carmelo didn't go to the appointment with her, so... fast-forward to April when she gave birth to twins in London. Why London? Cuz Carm was trying to hide his surprise family. So why not ship them overseas? He put them up in a home, and he's footing the bill-- but, he doesntt want to be involved in any child-raising. Because he has a son with La La.

And after rumors of cheating in the past, and this latest "incident", La La has pulled the plug on their 11-year marriage.

Carmelo and his "rolo" need to be on lockdown.

P.S. Apparently, he's a "baller" in many ways...

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6/18/2021

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Offenders for the week ending June 11, 2021:

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#3 TERESA GUIDICE, Castmember/Real Housewives of New Jersey

Over the years, you've made the list for slap-worthy offenses-- like being a bitchbag in general, and you know, that whole going-to-jail-thing. But this time around, the hand is meeting the cheek as a wake-up call.

The recent divorcee is head-over-heels in love with her BF Luis Ruelas. But her friends want her to pump the brakes. A source says:

"(Teresa) would marry Luis in a heartbeat. It's not that he doesn't treat her right, but everyone's protective of her after all she's been through. Some friends are worried that she's so in love that she;s blinded by certain things like his past, and working with him too soon."

T-Dog was married for 20 years to Joe-- who was not the ideal spouse. And since she was 'untouched' until marriage, this would be ween #2 for her. JS.

Girl, you have a lot of lawyers. A background check would be money well spent.

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#2 CHRISSY TEIGEN

At one point, she was kinda cute and quirky. I think... Now? She's effing annoying. And a hypocrite. My least favorite thing next to being a stinkin' thief. Anywho, she should've stuck to looking good and keeping her Twitter mouth shut, because she's a serial bully. Little Miss Woke is no better than the virtue signaling she spews. After apologizing for bullying Courtney Stodden, Project Runway star Michael Costello went public with what he calls a 'years long' concerted campaign by Chrissy to destroy his career.

But she 'owns it':

"There's no excuse for my past horrible tweets. My targets didn't deserve them. Many of them needed empathy, kindness, understanding and support, not my meanness masquerading as a kind of casual edgy humor. I was a troll, full stop. And I am so sorry."

Snore. Guess what? The heat is still on. Perhaps she's feeling it, because her strategy is to do an Oprah interview to salvage her career. Because:

"Chrissy is a fighter and believes she is such an excellent communicator that there isn't a mess she can't talk her way out of."

Oh. So it's all about smoke and mirrors, and not true repentance.

Talk your way off the planet, asshat.

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#1 KANYE WEST

I've had a love/hate/hate relationship with Kanye. I respect his musical genius, but his behavior is so bloated and egomaniacal. Just when I've come to some sort of peace with Ye, he steps in it again. And it's always so epic. He completely flipped out during a recent court appearance in his battle with the Black-owned company, MyChannel. He's being sued for breach of contract for allegedly backing out of an agreement to invest in the company, then turning around and stealing their video commerce technology to sell his Sunday Service merch.

He could've sat for a video deposition, but nooooo. He did something that got him sanctioned 63-grand, and required to appear in court. And that was a #Fail Part 2. A source says:

"Ye acted a complete fool."

He referred to MyChannel's white attorney as "boy" and asked him if he was "f*cking stupid." He then verbally vomited that the attorney was lucky to be deposing the "richest Black man in America..."

Then, he'd had enough. Kanye donned a "full-face hood and head covering adorned with Jesus Christ's image which obstructed his face and muffled his voice." He said the lawyers didn't deserve to see his face.

Yes. Lawsuits suck. But if you're in the wrong, it's your own fault you're getting sued. Act like an adult, take your damn meds, and straighten up! You have children that are going to see all of this on the internet!

Someone needs to put you in time out for... ever.

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5/21/2021

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Offenders for the week ending May 21, 2021:

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#3 PORSHA WILLIAMS, Castmember/Real Housewives of Atlanta

Messy. Straight up messy. That's the only way to describe a person who gets engaged to her friend's ex-husband two months after "dating" him. Oh, and fiance Simon Guobadia's divorce isn't final yet. Minor detail. But who cares? Porsha is just so damned happy!

"Our relationship began a month ago-- and yes we are crazy in love. I know it's fast but we are living life each day to its fullest. I choose happiness every morning and every night. Tuning out all negative energy and only focused on positive wishes. He makes me so happy and to me, that is what matters most."

Oh. So he kisses your big booty. Because you are a lot of woman to handle. Lots of baggage you're hauling around. Good luck on your third engagement. Next time, try dating from a pool not flowing into your friends group.

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#2 GWYNETH PALTROW

This b&tch. Seriously. This. B&tch. Quarantine was rough on a lot of people. So many went through it. Hard. But apparently things were so hard for Gwynie, her diet suffered. She binged on quinoa-based cocktails every night and ate tons of... BREAD! Nooooo!

Really? Drinking your coochie-wah whiskey named after your grandpappy because you come from money and have tons of money isn't roughing it. And eating your luxury bread and pasta? Try ramen and cold Spaghetti Os from the can. But thank you, social media, for leveling-up the snarky responses:

"Everybody, please let's have a moment of silence. Things got really bad for Gwyneth Paltro during quarantine. She broke down and ate bread. I know, I know... tragic."

"In 2020, for 99% of the planet, breaking down = emotional collapse at loss of loved one, livelihood, home. For Paltrow it meant eating bread."

I know some place she can shove a French loaf...

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#1 CHRISSY TEIGEN

I loathe thieves and hypocrites. Chrissy is the Queen of Hypocrisy. While she spews her platitudes and virtue signals everyone publicly, she herself is a complete douche. She called out Matthew Perry and Ben Affleck for being "creepy" for being on the Raya dating app. Who asked you #1? And #2, who cares?

Then, Courtney Stodden refreshed Chrissy's memory-- publicly-- about all the times she bullied her. She showed the receipts of screenshots where Chrissy tweeted that a teenage Courtney should take a "dirt nap" and DM'd her that she should "go kill herself." Imagine that, the woke folk worst than the average folk who have enough character to not bully someone. Of course, Chrissy is all kinds of sorry, calling herself:

"(then) a sad, insecure, attention seeking troll".

Past tense. Really? Still present tense. You're still a troll, and still attention-seeking, Like that not-so-original stunt of leaving Twitter because you needed a break, only to return a week later, because... attention needed! Sorry not sorry you lost a couple of endorsements over your past actions. Karma is ultimately woke, because there is no discrimination. She visits everyone.

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2/5/2021

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Offenders for the week ending February 5, 2021:

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#3 BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN

What's that I'm hearing? Elsa singing "Let it Go"-- which is what you need to do, (tool) B. A. G.

As things seem to be headed towards nuptials for his estranged wife, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, Brian is dragging his feet on their divorce.

"(Megan) is very serious with MGK and sees him as her soulmate and life partner. Megan would like to wrap it up and get it finished as quickly as possible."

Ah, yes, the good ol' "stall tactic" of "If I can't have her, you can't either."

As much as it hurts, she doesn't want you. Go find your own "soulmate" and "once-in-a-lifetime" partner. Green doesn't look good on you. Get over the envy.

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#2 CHRISSY TEIGEN

Celebrities are not like us, as much as they like to tell us what to do and believe because they used to be like us. "Used to be" is the key phrase. Chrissy tries to stay connected with her followers on the socials by oversharing and by engaging conversation. But if the convo doesn't go her way, well...

Chrissy asked people to tweet: "What's the most expensive thing you've eaten that you thought sucked?" People replied with a variety of things. Then, Chrissy dropped her story:

"One time John (Legend) and I were at a restaurant and the waiter recommended a nice Cabernet. We got the bill and it was $13-thousand. HOW DO (YOU) CASUALLY RECOMMEND THAT WINE. We didn't even finish it and it had been cleared!!!"

And that's when things turned. One person tweeted: "Y'all can accidentally buy a $13-thousand bottle of wine, but most Americans can't afford a $300 emergency." And that's when Chrissy threw a hissy fit. Check out these claws:

"Not everything I say on my twitter is going to be relatable to you because it is my life and my twitter and my stories."

True. But you asked for responses, you unaware, self-absorbed tw%t wrinkle. And... your story was lame. Most people-- even rich ones-- ask how much a bottle of wine is before they give the green light... AND that's the best story you've got? Like, "I spent $10-thousand on some wagyu and it was the size of a quarter." THAT's something to really get p&ssed about.

How 'bout you give yourself a break from social media? (And us in return).

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#1 MARILYN MANSON

Calling this creature a P. O. S. gives pieces of sh&t a bad name. There are no words to describe his horrific and serial killer-esque behavior. His former fiancee, Evan Rachel Wood, has been an advocate for victims of abuse. And she's finally named names. Manson allegedly is the one who horrifically abused her for years. They met when she was 19 and he was 38, and she says he "groomed" her and abused her. Throughout their relationship, Evan says she was brainwashed and manipulated into submission. They split in 2010. And now she says she's no longer in fear of retaliation, slander, or blackmail.

In fact, Manson shared in an interview from 2009 that he wanted to murder Evan. So heartwarming. Four other women have come forward, including Jenna Jameson-- who said she dumped the flaming douchebag after he told her he fantasized about burning her alive. His ex-assistant, Dan Cleary, said he witnessed the abuse of women first hand but said nothing because of "the code". That bullsh*t thing that happens in the entertainment business. Speak up and get blacklisted and lose your job. Keep quiet and keep moving forward (think Bill Cosby x 1 million.)

Former Manson mentor Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails has denounced the ingrown pube in a statement, saying he has been vocal over the years about his "dislike of Manson as a person"-- cutting ties 25 years ago. And Limp Bizkit guitarist Wes Borland said:

"... He's not a great guy. Every single thing that people have said about him is f*cking true. He needs to be put in check and needs to get sober."

"Put in check"? Yes. Rehab? Eff that. Rehab is a way for celebrities run an hide and gain sympathy for bad behavior-- without consequence. Manson needs to pay for what he's done (allegedly). No amount of "rehab" is going to change what is in the fiber of his being. In this case, it's a lifetime of evil f*ckery."

He needs to be ejected from the planet, ASAP. A one-way trip to Mars should work. Or, some Old Testament-style punishment. Who's in?

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