"Personally if a portion isn’t the size of my face I’m not interested.”
Actually, that is the proper size of pasta to consume. We Americans are accustomed to biggie this, and biggie that. Remember, these Hollywood folks barely eat, so that was like a year's worth of pigging out!
No slap for the newlyweds. This slap is for the rest of us who need to occasionally take the feedbag off. LOL
“When I was 9 years old, I saw my father beat up my mother, and I didn’t do anything. And that just left a traumatic impression of myself as a coward.”
Obviously, childhood trauma sticks with you no matter who you are or what you achieve. But... the excuse calderon is brewing. He couldn't help but slap Chris Rock because he flashed-back to when he was 9 and couldn't protect his mom, and when Chris made fun of his wife, he needed to defend her honor even though he found the joke funny....
Blah, blah, blah.
And you know what? I'm sure many people will give him a pass. They have already. No cancelling the Fresh Prince.
This isn't his first pervo rodeo. We know all about his touching his own sisters when he was a teenager. And now he's a married man with lots of kids. Gross. Hopefully, they'll change their last name to escape your disgrace.
I'm pretty sure you won't be having a fun time in prison. Because even criminals have a code. And they surely do not like those crimes you're guilty of. Say "hi" to Jared Fogel. Enjoy, bitch.