​Offenders for the week ending May 1, 2020:
#3 JAY CUTLER
Kristin Cavallari and Jay announced their desire to divorce while sheltering in place. Cutler lists "irreconcilable differences", while Kristin claims Jay is guilty of:
"... such inappropriate marital conduct as renders further cohabitation unsafe and improper."
WTH is that all about? Unsafe seems... bad. Like, some-kind-of-abuse bad. The couple met in 2010 and wed in 2013 and have three kids. Insiders say Jay didn't care about his wife's successful career and was uninterested in living a shared life.
Bye, Felicia.
"... such inappropriate marital conduct as renders further cohabitation unsafe and improper."
WTH is that all about? Unsafe seems... bad. Like, some-kind-of-abuse bad. The couple met in 2010 and wed in 2013 and have three kids. Insiders say Jay didn't care about his wife's successful career and was uninterested in living a shared life.
Bye, Felicia.
#2 MEGHAN MCCAIN
While I appreciate an outspoken women, that doesn't mean your opinion is right and everyone else's is wrong. She took exception to comments Elisabeth Hasselbeck made regarding The Rona. Elisabeth said she was taking precautions, but as a woman of Faith, she was praying a lot. Well, Meghan didn't like that whole "prayer" thing and said:
"I took this virus seriously from the very beginning, and I thought a lot of this rhetoric was really dangerous. I think it's really, really unfortunate and dangerous that she said that."
That she said we shouldn't panic? Because panic serves no one. Yeah, all that hoarding of supplies is panic... but that's okay. Just don't pray. Can't we just accept that people are dealing with this crisis in their best way possible? Prayin' and Purellin' can't hurt, no?
Maybe you should wash your hands and your pie hole. Thanks.
"I took this virus seriously from the very beginning, and I thought a lot of this rhetoric was really dangerous. I think it's really, really unfortunate and dangerous that she said that."
That she said we shouldn't panic? Because panic serves no one. Yeah, all that hoarding of supplies is panic... but that's okay. Just don't pray. Can't we just accept that people are dealing with this crisis in their best way possible? Prayin' and Purellin' can't hurt, no?
Maybe you should wash your hands and your pie hole. Thanks.
#1 KANYE WEST
Only Kanye would get pissed at Forbes magazine for recognizing his billionaire status. Because he's actually a $3 billionaire-- and he wants it corrected! First of all, Kanye was displeased when the magazine didn't recognize him as a billionaire last year. So, he pulled a Whitney Houston and "showed the receipts". He got his public props. But, since he claims he's worth more than the $1.3 billion Forbes claims, well...
Again, he and his staff sent over the receipts to prove his filthy wealth. He has his music money, and alllll that product money (from his shoe company.) But since he's still partnered with Adidas in that deal, then the proceeds aren't all his... Hhmmm... Just like inches, some men may misrepresent the length of their cash stack.
For every positive step he takes forward, he takes five back. Look, Yeezy. You have a whole pile of f&ck you money. So, STFU. It's fitting.
Again, he and his staff sent over the receipts to prove his filthy wealth. He has his music money, and alllll that product money (from his shoe company.) But since he's still partnered with Adidas in that deal, then the proceeds aren't all his... Hhmmm... Just like inches, some men may misrepresent the length of their cash stack.
For every positive step he takes forward, he takes five back. Look, Yeezy. You have a whole pile of f&ck you money. So, STFU. It's fitting.
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