Offenders for the week ending April 27, 2018:
#3 CHANNING TATUM
You've heard the saying:
"Birds of a feather flock together"
So why are you hanging out with former The Bachelor contestant Arie Luyendyk Jr.? Unless you, too, are a raging douchebag tampon junkie. Sure, it's cool to hang out at a racetrack with the former race car driver. Pick someone cooler! It's bad enough people are talking smack about your impending divorce. Why add fuel to the fire? Stop making bad decisions.
​Just because you're unattached doesn't mean you need to behave like a dumbass frat boy.
Just. No.
"Birds of a feather flock together"
So why are you hanging out with former The Bachelor contestant Arie Luyendyk Jr.? Unless you, too, are a raging douchebag tampon junkie. Sure, it's cool to hang out at a racetrack with the former race car driver. Pick someone cooler! It's bad enough people are talking smack about your impending divorce. Why add fuel to the fire? Stop making bad decisions.
​Just because you're unattached doesn't mean you need to behave like a dumbass frat boy.
Just. No.
#2 THE KARDASHIANS
Such entre-manures these gals are! In a complete violation of proper business practices, the sloppy sisters announced publicly that they'd be closing the doors on their Dash boutique. This little gem came as quite the surprise to employees, who found out about the pending closure via social media. #FAIL
Kim K released this written-for-her statement:
"After nearly 12 years, my sisters and I have decided to close the doors of our Dash stores. We've loved running Dash, but in the last few years we've all grown so much individually. We've been busy running our own brands, as well as being moms and balancing work with our families. We know in our hearts that it's time to move on."
Too bad these broads can't close their legs like they're closing their shop doors.
Kim K released this written-for-her statement:
"After nearly 12 years, my sisters and I have decided to close the doors of our Dash stores. We've loved running Dash, but in the last few years we've all grown so much individually. We've been busy running our own brands, as well as being moms and balancing work with our families. We know in our hearts that it's time to move on."
Too bad these broads can't close their legs like they're closing their shop doors.
#1 ALLISON MACK
Let's get this out of the way right off the bat. You're the biggest piece of lowlife piece of ass vomit that's ever existed. For those of you unfamiliar, the Smallville actress is accused of being the lieutenant of the NXIVM sex-cult. This cult masquerades as a "self-help" organization meant to empower women.
So disgusting. The members of this group were told to starve themselves to achieve a standard of beauty and to have sexual encounters with the leader. Mack's "sweet girl" persona was the perfect lure. So many reports that she tried to recruit fellow actresses while at auditions, harassing them by email.
It's even more repulsive that a judge let her out on a $5 million bond. This pube rag should be behind bars until her trial. It's apparent she's a scheme-master and can't be trusted.
We need to stop taking advantage of one another. And I think we should use you as an example. Set this bitch on fire on live TV and be done with it.
So disgusting. The members of this group were told to starve themselves to achieve a standard of beauty and to have sexual encounters with the leader. Mack's "sweet girl" persona was the perfect lure. So many reports that she tried to recruit fellow actresses while at auditions, harassing them by email.
It's even more repulsive that a judge let her out on a $5 million bond. This pube rag should be behind bars until her trial. It's apparent she's a scheme-master and can't be trusted.
We need to stop taking advantage of one another. And I think we should use you as an example. Set this bitch on fire on live TV and be done with it.
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