Writer Kathy Vogel Addresses Celebrity Bad Behavior

Cancel Culture Club

7/23/2021

Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!

Offenders for the week ending July 23rd, 2021:

#3 SPIKE LEE

He pulled a Steve Harvey x 100 at the Cannes Film Festival. He accidentally announced "Titane" as winner of the Palme d'Or-- which is the big prize-- before all the other prizes.

Duh!

That's like announcing the Best Film award at the Oscars at the beginning of the broadcast. Wait, that might be a good thing... Anywho, Spike is really sorry for the epic eff-up:

"I have no excuses. I messed up... It's like the guy at the end of the game who misses the free throw."

Dude. You weren't at the end of the game. That's the point. But we get it. You're lucky the French didn't pelt you with cheese and disdain...

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#2 LARSA PIPPEN

I thought this THOT had left the building, but she's still out there gettin' pub as one of the Real Housewives of Miami. Whatever. But do you still need to talk about your affair with the very married NBA baller Malik Beasley? Oh, yeah. That's the only storyline you have....

She's opened her flaps again to share that she wouldn't get back with Malik if he tried to woo her. Uhhhmmmm, okay:

"(Larsa) has not been in communication with Malik and is unaware of what he's been up to... She has vowed she would not get back with him and would never take him back if he tried getting back with her. She's completely moved on and is enjoying being single again."

You're assuming he wants you back, after you disparaged his manhood and dating style publicly. Of course, he is a POS, but...

Actually sounds like you two deserve each other. Maybe you two should reunite for a reality TV show called, "The Hoe and The Hopeless."

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#1 CHRISSY TEIGEN

Chrissy is all upset, afraid that she's been put in what she calls the "Cancel Club." She's all sad and depressed that people have come for her over her well-known bullying of women and people that don't fit her narrative.

"I really don't know what to say here. Just feels so weird to pretend nothing happened in this online world but feel like utter s-t in real life. Going outside sucks and doesn't feel right, being at home alone with my mind makes my depressed head race. But I do know that however I'm handling this now isn't the right answer. I feel lost and need to find my place again."

Boo f&cking-hoo.

Where is your place? Since your perfection of Mean Girl-ism has been reviled, what will you do? Can't tell anyone on the socials (Courtney Stodden) to go 'take a dirt nap." Perhaps you should ask yourself why you feel the need to come for everybody. Why don't you stay in your lane and just talk about your cookbooks and your lifestyle crap? Live your life and let others live theirs. Unless you like wearing the crown of hypocrisy...

"A" Stands For...

7/16/2021

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Offenders for the week ending July 16, 2021:

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#3 TRISTAN THOMPSON & LAMAR ODOM

Khloe Kardashian's exes got into a public pissing match over a hot outdoor shower pic of Khloe. Both dumbass dudes posted flirty comments on her pic, but when Tristan noticed Lamar posted flirty stuff, too, well...

Tristan replied to Lamar's "hottie" comment with:

"@lamarodom God brought you back the first time. Play if you want, different results."

Children, please. You both are known eff-ups. And you both are permanently in the Ex Zone. Nice try. Now, back to your regularly scheduled philandering and drugging.

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#2 BILL COSBY

Now that this jailbird is free, he's looking to sue Pennsylvania for incarcerating him. And sadly, he'll probably win. If that weren't vomit-inducing enough, this pudding pop f*cker wants to work. As in, on the comedy circuit. Sadly again, someone will probably book him because any publicity is good publicity.

What's your material gonna be about? Those fun times when you drugged the drinks of unsuspecting women, then assaulted them? When you'd preach to young comedians to stop playing blue when you were playing pharmacist? You didn't get the nickname Pill Cosby for nothing.

Most people with any sense of morals or ethics would not support this POS.

Karma can't come for this guy soon enough. Maybe he'll accidentally walk in front of a speeding bus...

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#1 STEPHEN A. SMITH

You'd think one minority group would be respectful and aware of other minority groups. But life doesn't work that way for some. There's always a flexing of superiority of one group over another, especially if one minority group doesn't speak English well.

Case in point, Japanese superstar baseball player Sohei Ohtani uses an interpreter when interviewed. But ESPN commentator Stephen A. Smith-- an African-American, struck out with his need to point out that he needs a translator "so you can understand what the hell he's saying."

But now, he's sorry.

"In this day and age, with all the violence being perpetrated against the Asian community, my comments-- albeit unintentional-- were clearly insensitive and regrettable. As an African-American, keenly aware of the damage stereotyping has done to many in this country, it should've elevated my sensitivities even more. Based on my words, I failed in that regard and it's on me, and me alone."

Keenly aware? Go cancel yourself. You know why we're just recently aware of Asian hate? Because Asians don't talk about it. We just go and work our asses off and deal with the ignorance. But now, we live in a world where Asians aren't the "right" minority, facing even more discrimination when it comes to including minorities. So, when some asshat from another minority group wants to disparage us-- go eat a large back of rotting d*cks.

We know you're not really sorry. You just don't want to look bad. Don't worry, you won't. You're teflon for all the wrong reasons.

P.S. Apparently, the "A" stands for "assh&le".

What a Lovehole

7/2/2021

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Offenders for the week ending July 2, 2021:

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#3 COURTNEY LOVE

Just when you think this pimple's been eliminated for good, it pops back up. She's all bent that pop artist Olivia Rodrigo's album cover for Sour is quite similar to Hole's 1994 album cover for Live Through This-- which features a brokedown prom queen. Love tweeted:

"Spot the difference! #twinning!"

So damn what!?!? Be grateful a 20-something appreciates your music and knows who you are.

Love felt that Olivia should've gotten permission first. Because, you know, manners. From the woman who may have killed Kurt Cobain.

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#2 MEGHAN MARKLE

Methinks Meghan possesses a poison poonanie, because once the Former-Prince Harry got a slice, he was never the same. I mean, look at all the tea spilled regarding the Royal Family. And Harry is estranged from his pops and bro? It's like Meghan wanted the benefits and exposure that being royalty could provide, without performing the royal duties. Like Harry couldn't have "escaped" the horrors of privilege pre-Meghan? Riiight.

But it appears that Meghan 2.0 has alienated yet another person-- her bestie. Jessica Mulroney posted this gem:

"Life changes. You lose love. You lose friends. You lose pieces of yourself that you never imagined would be gone. And then, without even realizing it, those pieces come back. New love enters. Better friends come along. And a stronger, wiser you, is staring back in the mirror."

But it's Jessica's fault for getting dragged into some social media fight, blah, blah, blah... that's why there's a rift. And supposedly Jessica is using their friendship for headlines. This sounds like a familiar accusation...

Perhaps Meghan was always a stormy bitchfront...

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#1 ALLISON MACK

Saying you're sorry doesn't make everything go away. Especially when you recruited women into the NXIVM sex cult. She claims she was brainwashed, and felt that what she was doing was the right thing-- bringing young women to Keith Raniere so they could be mentored. She released a lengthy statement last weekend ahead of her sentencing yesterday, hoping to garner favor from the court. In part she said:

"... those who have been harmed by my actions, it is now of paramount importance for me to say, from the bottom of my heart, I am so sorry.."

I'm sure that's true. And I'm sure that she realizes what she did. But... she wants to serve zero jail time. Zero. Why? Because she's a changed person. She's reconnected with her family, works for a catering business, and is pursuing an education at UC Berkeley. So...

Good for you. But you aided in the ruining of lives. Even those who cause car accidents that accidentally kill someone still have to answer for that. Zero jail time? Eff you. Fortunately, Allison will spend three years in prison, though it's nearly not enough. She faced 15 years in prison for her misdeeds. Let's see how much time she does, or perhaps she'll skate out of it Cosby-style.

This whole thing is disgusting for so many reasons...

Yeezy Balks

6/18/2021

Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!

Offenders for the week ending June 11, 2021:

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#3 TERESA GUIDICE, Castmember/Real Housewives of New Jersey

Over the years, you've made the list for slap-worthy offenses-- like being a bitchbag in general, and you know, that whole going-to-jail-thing. But this time around, the hand is meeting the cheek as a wake-up call.

The recent divorcee is head-over-heels in love with her BF Luis Ruelas. But her friends want her to pump the brakes. A source says:

"(Teresa) would marry Luis in a heartbeat. It's not that he doesn't treat her right, but everyone's protective of her after all she's been through. Some friends are worried that she's so in love that she;s blinded by certain things like his past, and working with him too soon."

T-Dog was married for 20 years to Joe-- who was not the ideal spouse. And since she was 'untouched' until marriage, this would be ween #2 for her. JS.

Girl, you have a lot of lawyers. A background check would be money well spent.

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#2 CHRISSY TEIGEN

At one point, she was kinda cute and quirky. I think... Now? She's effing annoying. And a hypocrite. My least favorite thing next to being a stinkin' thief. Anywho, she should've stuck to looking good and keeping her Twitter mouth shut, because she's a serial bully. Little Miss Woke is no better than the virtue signaling she spews. After apologizing for bullying Courtney Stodden, Project Runway star Michael Costello went public with what he calls a 'years long' concerted campaign by Chrissy to destroy his career.

But she 'owns it':

"There's no excuse for my past horrible tweets. My targets didn't deserve them. Many of them needed empathy, kindness, understanding and support, not my meanness masquerading as a kind of casual edgy humor. I was a troll, full stop. And I am so sorry."

Snore. Guess what? The heat is still on. Perhaps she's feeling it, because her strategy is to do an Oprah interview to salvage her career. Because:

"Chrissy is a fighter and believes she is such an excellent communicator that there isn't a mess she can't talk her way out of."

Oh. So it's all about smoke and mirrors, and not true repentance.

Talk your way off the planet, asshat.

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#1 KANYE WEST

I've had a love/hate/hate relationship with Kanye. I respect his musical genius, but his behavior is so bloated and egomaniacal. Just when I've come to some sort of peace with Ye, he steps in it again. And it's always so epic. He completely flipped out during a recent court appearance in his battle with the Black-owned company, MyChannel. He's being sued for breach of contract for allegedly backing out of an agreement to invest in the company, then turning around and stealing their video commerce technology to sell his Sunday Service merch.

He could've sat for a video deposition, but nooooo. He did something that got him sanctioned 63-grand, and required to appear in court. And that was a #Fail Part 2. A source says:

"Ye acted a complete fool."

He referred to MyChannel's white attorney as "boy" and asked him if he was "f*cking stupid." He then verbally vomited that the attorney was lucky to be deposing the "richest Black man in America..."

Then, he'd had enough. Kanye donned a "full-face hood and head covering adorned with Jesus Christ's image which obstructed his face and muffled his voice." He said the lawyers didn't deserve to see his face.

Yes. Lawsuits suck. But if you're in the wrong, it's your own fault you're getting sued. Act like an adult, take your damn meds, and straighten up! You have children that are going to see all of this on the internet!

Someone needs to put you in time out for... ever.

Get Over It

6/11/2021

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Offenders for the week ending June 11, 2021:

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#3 JASON SUDEIKIS

Try as he may, Jason is still really broken over his breakup with his fiancee and baby momma, Olivia Wilde-- who left him for Harry Styles. A source says:

"They're going from strength to strength, and he's still massively upset and, to be honest, is still a little angry."

We feel for you, but this slap is to wake you da fuque up! Olivia walked away from your lengthy relationship and family unit for some young Oscar Mayer. It sucks. But you deserve better than someone who's going to throw everything away for some celery-stalk lovin'. Enjoy your current situation with British model Keeley Hazel.

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#2 Tiger King "Stars" JEFF LOWE & WIFEY LAUREN

Let's be honest. None of the stars of this Netflix documentary are upstanding citizens. Not. One. They're all a little "oak-y" as in "shady." The Lowes are right up there. Maybe even worse than Joe Exotic. I know, right?

These two wealthier-than-they-should-be-animal-"lovers" are now in trouble for DUI in Oklahoma City. According to police, the couple drove out of a parking lot, drove over a curb, then abruptly stopped. Lauren got out of the driver's seat and switched places with Jeff. But since he was drunk, too, well...

A police chase ensued. The two failed sobriety tests and reeked of booze. I expected more from these two. Like roaming the streets, drunk, while riding on tigers. But since their tigers were confiscated...

P.S. A big eff you to Netflix for even introducing us to these.... creatures. And I don't mean the tigers...

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#1 ARMIE HAMMER

So not shocking. This penultimate scumbag has checked himself into rehab. Because that's what celebs do when they want to paint on a halo for all of their (alleged) misdeeds. Armie has left the Cayman Islands for rehab near Orlando for addictions to drugs, alcohol. and sex. I mean, poor Armie has had a hard life. We just don't understand,..

"Everyone looks at Armie thinking that he's had some sort of privileged life-- and that must mean there were no problems in his youth and everything was peachy keen. But that's not necessarily the way things go. Just because you come from an upbringing where financial resources are plentiful doesn't mean life isn't without problems."

Boo hoo. Yes. He has problems. But they were probably ignored because he comes from money. There is no way his fantasies of rape and cannibalism just popped up one day in his adult life. Surely, he exhibited some freakiness to his closest of friends who should've been real friends and sought help for him.

But methinks this guy is beyond living a fetish. He really wants to hurt women and eat their flesh. So we'll see if he truly wants help or not. The odds are not forever in his favor.

P.S. Can someone douse you in some Arm & Hammer to get the stench of your douchebaggery out of the planet?

Triggered Much?

6/4/2021

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Offenders for the week ending June 4, 2021:

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#3 STASSI SCHROEDER, Former Reality TV Star/Still Tone Deaf and Out of Touch

It's rough when you get fired. Ask us real people, who then have to scramble and hustle to make money-- unlike yourself, Pampered Princess. When Stassi got fired from her Vanderpump Rules gig for racially insensitive social media posts, it was a delicious swig of karma. This gal knows nothing but snark, egomania, and treating others like they're less-than. She was so crushed that she had to cancel her big gender reveal because:

"we just weren't in the mood to celebrate in such a big way."

Not in the mood? Perhaps you were more afraid of the potential backlash after stepping in it and getting dragged on the socials. What was that big celebration anyways? Renting a plane to:

"... fly around Valley Village saying either 'It's a Girl' or 'It's a Boy' so our friends could walk out of their houses, and we could social distance and celebrate."

Thankfully, some baker baked a cake. And that was the reveal, along with a modest social media post. So sorry being racist-ish messed-up your plans. FYI: 99.99999999999% of us could care less what is coming out of your vajayjay.

P.S. Hopefully your daughter will grow up to be a wiser, more aware person than yourself.

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#2 DEMI LOVATO

I was all #TeamDemi as she shared her struggles with body image and addiction. But after social media-shaming an ice cream shop for offering sugar-free flavors and virtue-signaling, I had to walk away from your team. And now, Ms. I'm Gonna Tell You All How to Live is pleading to her fans to stop complimenting weight loss online. Because it triggers her.

"... complimenting someone on their weight loss can be as harmful as complimenting someone on their weight gain with regard to talking to someone in recovery from an eating disorder. If you don't know someone's history with food, please don't comment on their body because even if your intention is pure, it might leave that person awake at 2 am overthinking that statement."

Whoa. Pump the brakes. Continue working with your therapist. We'll handle our issues if you'll handle yours. By the way-- your triggers are yours to learn to manage. It isn't our job to tiptoe around everybody because something like air can be a trigger.

P.S. Were you "California sober" when you spewed on social media?

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#1 LARSA PIPPEN

Enjoy the only time you'll ever be #1 in anybody's book, and it's because of your classy behavior (said sarcastically.) This over-the-hill, clout coin seeking, homewrecking ho-bag should really keep all her holes shut. After her lover, NBA player Malik Beasley got entangled in her poon of doom, he woke up and realized he erred. He publicly apologized to his wife (Montana Yao, who he kicked out his home along with their 2-year-old son), and asked for forgiveness.

Sad, but entertaining-- Montana and Larsa traded shots on the socials. But then Larsa had to low blow. Perhaps low-blowing is something she's good at:

"When I thought about him and how he treated your child, he's not the type of man I want around (me). Any man who would deny his child and then leave the mother penniless is not a real man. He cried entirely too much. He's cheap, but then again you never saw any alimony so you already know that."

Is that why things are over? Is it because the great Scottie Pippen (who you're still married to) isn't giving you enough money? Could be the only reason you were gobblin' a man as old as your son... Your dumbass boy toy doesn't want you. Scottie hasn't wanted you for years. And The Kardashians want nothing to do with you. Ouch.

P.S. Thanks for letting everyone know that you have an OnlyFans account. Maybe you can find a new sucker to suck on there.

What Goes Around Comes Around

5/21/2021

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Offenders for the week ending May 21, 2021:

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#3 PORSHA WILLIAMS, Castmember/Real Housewives of Atlanta

Messy. Straight up messy. That's the only way to describe a person who gets engaged to her friend's ex-husband two months after "dating" him. Oh, and fiance Simon Guobadia's divorce isn't final yet. Minor detail. But who cares? Porsha is just so damned happy!

"Our relationship began a month ago-- and yes we are crazy in love. I know it's fast but we are living life each day to its fullest. I choose happiness every morning and every night. Tuning out all negative energy and only focused on positive wishes. He makes me so happy and to me, that is what matters most."

Oh. So he kisses your big booty. Because you are a lot of woman to handle. Lots of baggage you're hauling around. Good luck on your third engagement. Next time, try dating from a pool not flowing into your friends group.

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#2 GWYNETH PALTROW

This b&tch. Seriously. This. B&tch. Quarantine was rough on a lot of people. So many went through it. Hard. But apparently things were so hard for Gwynie, her diet suffered. She binged on quinoa-based cocktails every night and ate tons of... BREAD! Nooooo!

Really? Drinking your coochie-wah whiskey named after your grandpappy because you come from money and have tons of money isn't roughing it. And eating your luxury bread and pasta? Try ramen and cold Spaghetti Os from the can. But thank you, social media, for leveling-up the snarky responses:

"Everybody, please let's have a moment of silence. Things got really bad for Gwyneth Paltro during quarantine. She broke down and ate bread. I know, I know... tragic."

"In 2020, for 99% of the planet, breaking down = emotional collapse at loss of loved one, livelihood, home. For Paltrow it meant eating bread."

I know some place she can shove a French loaf...

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#1 CHRISSY TEIGEN

I loathe thieves and hypocrites. Chrissy is the Queen of Hypocrisy. While she spews her platitudes and virtue signals everyone publicly, she herself is a complete douche. She called out Matthew Perry and Ben Affleck for being "creepy" for being on the Raya dating app. Who asked you #1? And #2, who cares?

Then, Courtney Stodden refreshed Chrissy's memory-- publicly-- about all the times she bullied her. She showed the receipts of screenshots where Chrissy tweeted that a teenage Courtney should take a "dirt nap" and DM'd her that she should "go kill herself." Imagine that, the woke folk worst than the average folk who have enough character to not bully someone. Of course, Chrissy is all kinds of sorry, calling herself:

"(then) a sad, insecure, attention seeking troll".

Past tense. Really? Still present tense. You're still a troll, and still attention-seeking, Like that not-so-original stunt of leaving Twitter because you needed a break, only to return a week later, because... attention needed! Sorry not sorry you lost a couple of endorsements over your past actions. Karma is ultimately woke, because there is no discrimination. She visits everyone.

Royal A-Hole

4/30/2021

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Offenders for the week ending April 30, 2021:

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#3 RONNIE ORTIZ-MAGRO

Reality TV stars are not really stars. But they are. Even though many are just glorified degenerates. Like this Jersey Shore ween breath. While on probation for a previous domestic violence incident last year, Ronnie finds himself potential facing another charge. Apparently, there's some shady shizz going on here, because Ronnie tweeted this:

"I take all experiences as lessons. You learn who really cares about you when your down and out and than you see who doesn't! But I guess they call it the weeding process. Thank you to my real friends who haven't left my side and haven't betrayed me."

His girlfriend, Saffire Matos, had this to say:

"Ronnie and I are fine. There is a lot of misleading information floating around out there. With anybody who reached out with concern I appreciate it with all my heart, but everything that's being portrayed out there are not facts."

So, did one of y'all's "friends" call police and make an accusation? Or did they make a call because they're concerned?

We need to stop making asshats famous. Perhaps we can slap him out of stardom.

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#2 PRINCE HARRY

And the Duh Award goes to I'm-a-prince-but-don't-call-me-prince Harry. So, there's this little (large) rift between him and the royal family after he and Yoko, I mean Meghan, did that Oprah interview. He went back for Prince Phillip's funeral and was surprised by his family's "frosty reception." Well what in the actual f&ck did you think the reception would be!?!? "Hey, Harry, come give us a hug while you publicly stab us all in the back because you're all entangled in that celebrity snatch."

As a result, a source says Harry might not return to England this summer as planned for the unveiling of a statue of Princess Diana. Most likely, Harry will use the birth of his second child as an excuse to not make the trip. How convenient.

It appears that when you said your vows, you handed over your balls. And your brains. You can't put your family on blast publicly, royal or not, and expect everything (besides attitudes) to be cool. Apparently, Meghan's Magical Muffin emits something that erases your sensibility. Hope it's worth it.

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#1 MICHAEL LOHAN

It's no wonder that Lindsay and her sibling are a hot mess. Look at their parents: Dina, who's enjoying a long-term engagement to a man she's never seen in person, and Michael, a criminal ingrown ass hair. He's in more legal trouble for an alleged "patient brokering" scheme. He's one of 100 people accused of bringing patients into drug treatment centers in exchange for illegal kickbacks.

This is the same guy that opened his own drug rehab facility. Because he really wanted to help. Apparently, he was learning to help himself.

How utterly repulsive. It's crucial to match the patient with the right program for the best chance at success. You truly fit the "lo" in Lohan. Taking advantage of someone's devastation to profit yourself guarantees a special place for you in Hell. Enjoy the weenie roast.

What A-Rod

4/23/2021

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Offenders for the week ending April 23, 2021:

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#3 HARVEY WEINSTEIN

Poor rape-y jailbird is having a tough life behind bars and can't be extradited to L.A. to face more sex crime charges. WAAAAAAA! Why? His lawyer says his client is going blind and is losing his teeth and he's scheduled to have those things fixed, so... Eff that! As long as this douchenozzle can hear and speak, he can physically answer to charges. Unfortunately, this affront to humanity hasn't lost his inadequate cocktail weenie.

Why is he even still breathing?

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#2 USHER

Oh, Raymond. Perhaps one of your "Confessions" should be that you knew you were making it rain with fake dollars. But hold on-- it was all a misunderstanding. Usher was visiting Sapphire Las Vegas-- he was just there for dinner and drinks, wink wink-- and somebody left behind some "Ushbucks"-- fake money with his own name and face on it-- as a tip. The club's management says Usher paid his tab with real money and left a generous tip-- also in real money.

Supposedly, the Ushbucks were used to promote his upcoming residency in Vegas in July.

Sure. I'm thinking some fool in his entourage most likely tried to swing big, but had little cash flow, so why not use the Usher fake money...

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#1 ALEX RODRIGUEZ

Really, A-Rod? You can't control your bat, striking out with Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer. Lopez. After four years of coupling, these two are finished-- thanks to Alex's penchant for swing at whatever curve ball comes his way. And you ruined it all for a reality TV star that you didn't even sleep with!?!?!

Sources say JLo doesn't trust him, and she can't live that way. The two are amicable, as they need to find a way to separate their businesses and real estate. What's really unfortunate? Their children (from separate relationships) are all around the same age. and are best friends. They will suffer the most.

How many muffins can you slam, Asshat?

P.S. Jennifer-- you knew his reputation. There is no magical vajeen that can stop a poonhound from sniffing around.

Dumbstruck

4/9/2021

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Offenders for the week ending April 9, 2021:

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#3 REGE-JEAN PAGE

Oh, Rege. You've broken a million hearts with your announcement that you won't be returning for season 2 of Bridgerton. Yes, you felt as if you "stuck the landing" with the first season (there's more "sticking" we want from you, wink wink.) But you were being offered $50-thousand an episode for three episodes. Granted, I highly doubt you would've been shirtless or naked in those episodes (we can dream), but... what's my point? Oh. Take the damn money. And take your clothes off. You should be allowed to walk around naked at all times. I don't even know why I'm spanking you, errr, slapping you. Oh, because you're denying us your fine-ness. That's why.

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#2 LARSA PIPPEN

This hurricane of drama has decided to step away from drama because it's too much to handle. HA HA HA HA! Yes. This still-married to Scottie Pippen revolving-door-for-wiener has ended her relationship with Malik Beasley-- who was also married. And is young enough to be Larsa's son. Gag. A source said:

"He was going through a lot and the time wasn't right."

The timing wasn't right? Going through a lot? Like him kicking his wife and toddler out of their home for your ass? You were okay posting Insta pics of the two of you holding hands way back in November and clapping-back at people for calling you out for your sus behavior. And then you got all righteous telling people that they didn't know the truth, and that love is love.

The truth is: There's no wiener you'd turn down. And, you live your life with so much drama that the Kardashians don't want anything to do with you. The Kardashians!!!! Who are all about staying in our faces!!!! What does that tell you? That you're beyond messy.

P.S. Poor Malik. He's lost his wife and now his ho. BWAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA!

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#1 CHER

I can't believe this relic is still relevant. Well, she's not but you can't blame an old girl for trying. Because her fossilized heart was so full of emotion, she had to verbally vomit to the world that she would've prevented George Floyd's death had she been at the scene.

BWAAA HAAAA HAAAA!

Does she even know where Minneapolis is? She tweeted that she'd been talking to her mom and crying while watching the Derek Chauvin trial and said to her:

"Mom, I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I kept thinking, maybe if I'd been there, I could've helped."

Yup. Crazy. Is the air in Hollywood different than our air? Because all these celebrities sound completely crazy. What in the af would you have done? Assaulted a police officer? Shimmy down a naval ship gun in g-string Depends? Thanks, oh mighty half-white privileged out-of-touch celebrity for swooping down and saving all of us minorities!

Is there any way we can get you to Sonny Bono yourself outta here?

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