Offenders for the week ending October 9th, 2020:
#3 MAX EHRICH
DIdn't know much about this dude until he got engaged, and then un-engaged to Demi Lovato. Now, this dude is just feeling his feelings all public and stuff. Demi dropped him two months after they promised to say "I Do". Her people claim that he was using his elevated position in the spotlight to advance his career. Max claims she used him. Oh, snap!
"I thought I found the real deal. Now I found out that I was used. But I hope the song ("Still Have Me") is No. 1 because you know what? If that's what someone wants in the material world, here you go, you have it."
So... Demi dated you, got engaged to you, then dumped you so she'd have fodder for a song? Pfffft. We get it. Your man ego is bruised. Suck it up and STFU!
"I thought I found the real deal. Now I found out that I was used. But I hope the song ("Still Have Me") is No. 1 because you know what? If that's what someone wants in the material world, here you go, you have it."
So... Demi dated you, got engaged to you, then dumped you so she'd have fodder for a song? Pfffft. We get it. Your man ego is bruised. Suck it up and STFU!
#2 LANA DEL RAY
The singer had a book signing over the weekend for her new poetry book, "Violet Bent Backwards Over The Grass", and fans weren't too happy with her meet-and-greet fashion. A mesh face mask. Pretty. But ineffective-- though one fan claimed her mask did have a filter. Oh, sure. I hear the shear filters are the best. (said sarcastically)
But Lana doesn't give two COVID droplets about masks because:
"We were born to die."
Deep... And technically true. But reckless. I get it. You're all intellectual and poetic and more evolved than the rest of us. But actually, you're an idiot. Perhaps "Dumb Phuckus With Head Up Ass" should be the title of your next poetry book...
But Lana doesn't give two COVID droplets about masks because:
"We were born to die."
Deep... And technically true. But reckless. I get it. You're all intellectual and poetic and more evolved than the rest of us. But actually, you're an idiot. Perhaps "Dumb Phuckus With Head Up Ass" should be the title of your next poetry book...
#1 MARIAH CAREY
We're disappointed in your memoir, "The Meaning of Mariah." Cuz you've not dished about anything we want to hear about. Like, why you and Eminem hate each other. Or, why you never mentioned your current ex-fiancee James Packer. Sure, your whole premise is:
"If it was a relationship that mattered, it's in the book. If not, it didn't occur."
Just like so many people amongst us, just because you deny it happened doesn't mean it didn't actually happen. But, whatevs. But the biggest shocker was from a recent interview in which she revealed that she and James never knew each other carnally.
WTF!?!?
So. Many. Questions.
Did dude assume that her vajeen is just as golden as her voice, so no test drive needed? Or did Mariah say 'yes' under the premise that she thought she could keep the ring? Oh, wait. She tried to. But he threatened to sue her, so... that failed.
Perhaps the only size she was concerned about was his bank account-- which is porno-size huge.
"If it was a relationship that mattered, it's in the book. If not, it didn't occur."
Just like so many people amongst us, just because you deny it happened doesn't mean it didn't actually happen. But, whatevs. But the biggest shocker was from a recent interview in which she revealed that she and James never knew each other carnally.
WTF!?!?
So. Many. Questions.
Did dude assume that her vajeen is just as golden as her voice, so no test drive needed? Or did Mariah say 'yes' under the premise that she thought she could keep the ring? Oh, wait. She tried to. But he threatened to sue her, so... that failed.
Perhaps the only size she was concerned about was his bank account-- which is porno-size huge.
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