"I thought I found the real deal. Now I found out that I was used. But I hope the song ("Still Have Me") is No. 1 because you know what? If that's what someone wants in the material world, here you go, you have it."
So... Demi dated you, got engaged to you, then dumped you so she'd have fodder for a song? Pfffft. We get it. Your man ego is bruised. Suck it up and STFU!
But Lana doesn't give two COVID droplets about masks because:
"We were born to die."
Deep... And technically true. But reckless. I get it. You're all intellectual and poetic and more evolved than the rest of us. But actually, you're an idiot. Perhaps "Dumb Phuckus With Head Up Ass" should be the title of your next poetry book...
"If it was a relationship that mattered, it's in the book. If not, it didn't occur."
Just like so many people amongst us, just because you deny it happened doesn't mean it didn't actually happen. But, whatevs. But the biggest shocker was from a recent interview in which she revealed that she and James never knew each other carnally.
So. Many. Questions.
Did dude assume that her vajeen is just as golden as her voice, so no test drive needed? Or did Mariah say 'yes' under the premise that she thought she could keep the ring? Oh, wait. She tried to. But he threatened to sue her, so... that failed.
Perhaps the only size she was concerned about was his bank account-- which is porno-size huge.