Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offenders for the week ending July 9, 2021:
#3 STEPHEN DORFF
MCU fans don't want you, either, Stephen! In fact, a lot of people are telling him to STFU after he threw shade at Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow flick. He said he felt:
"... embarrassed for her. It looks like garbage to me, like a bad video game."
Stephen says he has no interest in ever joining the MCU. Cuz, you know-- standards. He said he'd rather act for the "next Stanley Kubrick" than be entangled with the MCU. The socials took to roasting him, including flaming his movie roles of the past.
"Nobody tell Stephen Dorff Blade was a comic book movie"
And so much more. Ouch.
"... embarrassed for her. It looks like garbage to me, like a bad video game."
Stephen says he has no interest in ever joining the MCU. Cuz, you know-- standards. He said he'd rather act for the "next Stanley Kubrick" than be entangled with the MCU. The socials took to roasting him, including flaming his movie roles of the past.
"Nobody tell Stephen Dorff Blade was a comic book movie"
And so much more. Ouch.
#2 WENDY WILLIAMS
She's the rash that won't go away! Always running her mouth. Her target this time? Actress and Influencer Tabitha Brown. After struggling for many years, Tabitha finally "made it". And that means that her husband, who's an LAPD officer, can retire. Because Tabitha wants to now support his dreams and goals as he did hers. Wendy took exception to that, because she (Wendy) was burned before:
"I was married to one of those. 'I make the money' and so on and so forth. 'Go live your dreams! Open a business! go, go go!' See how that turned out."
But there's more:
"I predict that this marriage is going to be on real rocky ground in a moment. 'Live your dream'... They may invest in stuff and lose the money. They invest in something else then the money gets swindled or stolen. Then they invest again and he comes home and throws his bag down. She's all 'What? What?' And he's like, 'I can't do this and this is your fault. You're over here making your money and stuff and had me quit my job."
Whew! That's a colon cleanse of sh&t she's dropping. Not everyone marries a toolbag that takes your money and impregnates his mistress. So, slow your roll. Tabitha is a big girl. By the way, Tabitha handled Wendy with class and a chill smackdown only a Southern lady could deliver. Kudos.
Keep drinking the bitter tea, Wendy. Such a wonderful way to live...
"I was married to one of those. 'I make the money' and so on and so forth. 'Go live your dreams! Open a business! go, go go!' See how that turned out."
But there's more:
"I predict that this marriage is going to be on real rocky ground in a moment. 'Live your dream'... They may invest in stuff and lose the money. They invest in something else then the money gets swindled or stolen. Then they invest again and he comes home and throws his bag down. She's all 'What? What?' And he's like, 'I can't do this and this is your fault. You're over here making your money and stuff and had me quit my job."
Whew! That's a colon cleanse of sh&t she's dropping. Not everyone marries a toolbag that takes your money and impregnates his mistress. So, slow your roll. Tabitha is a big girl. By the way, Tabitha handled Wendy with class and a chill smackdown only a Southern lady could deliver. Kudos.
Keep drinking the bitter tea, Wendy. Such a wonderful way to live...
#1 NICK CANNON
Somebody's awfully defensive about all his baby-making... Nick has fathered 4 children in less than a year. With different women. And-- it's "intentional". Nick said:
"I'm having these kids on purpose. I didn't have no accident."
Let's run down his non-accidents: Nick and Brittany Bell welcomed daughter Powerful Queen in December. In June of this year, he had twins Zion and Zillion with Abby De La Rosa. His newest baby is Zen, with Alyssa Scott and the end of June. He and Brittany already have a 4-year-old-- Golden. And, Nick has 10-year-old twins Monroe and Moroccan with Mariah Carey.
I know. I'm sweating, too, and my head hurts. He was chatting with City Girls on their podcast, when he asked them for advice. They told him to wrap it up and protect himself. How dare they! He responded by saying he could've gotten a lot of people pregnant, but he didn't.
You're gonna ask someone for advice, and then get pissed because you don't like it? It's because it's the truth. Wrap your willie up and stop reproducing. Unless you plan on buying Rhode Island and letting your offspring live there. At the rate you're going...
P.S. Maybe an STD test should happen?
P.P.S. George Costanza would be so proud...
"I'm having these kids on purpose. I didn't have no accident."
Let's run down his non-accidents: Nick and Brittany Bell welcomed daughter Powerful Queen in December. In June of this year, he had twins Zion and Zillion with Abby De La Rosa. His newest baby is Zen, with Alyssa Scott and the end of June. He and Brittany already have a 4-year-old-- Golden. And, Nick has 10-year-old twins Monroe and Moroccan with Mariah Carey.
I know. I'm sweating, too, and my head hurts. He was chatting with City Girls on their podcast, when he asked them for advice. They told him to wrap it up and protect himself. How dare they! He responded by saying he could've gotten a lot of people pregnant, but he didn't.
You're gonna ask someone for advice, and then get pissed because you don't like it? It's because it's the truth. Wrap your willie up and stop reproducing. Unless you plan on buying Rhode Island and letting your offspring live there. At the rate you're going...
P.S. Maybe an STD test should happen?
P.P.S. George Costanza would be so proud...
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