Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offenders for the week ending January 15, 2021:
#3 KEN JENNINGS, Jeopardy! Champ and ?
Ken went on an apology tour ahead of his celebrity hosting stint on Jeopardy! because he wantsto be the next Alex Trebek. (Not gonna happen). In years past, the maybe-children's-book-author tweeted horrible things about the disabled community. Why?
"(they) worked as jokes (in my mind)... (but) dismayed to see how they read on screen."
So, you didn't read your tweets before tweeting. Gotcha. Here's one "funny" gem:
"Nothing sadder than a hot person in a wheelchair."
Why? Because you wouldn't consider them relationship material because they're not like you?
This is sadder: a not-cool insincere asshat like you pandering for the kindness vote. You knew you were being offensive. Because you have no comedic skills (Hello, John Mayer.) That's why your mea culpa. Let's rename you Ken Jerkoff. It's appropriate.
"(they) worked as jokes (in my mind)... (but) dismayed to see how they read on screen."
So, you didn't read your tweets before tweeting. Gotcha. Here's one "funny" gem:
"Nothing sadder than a hot person in a wheelchair."
Why? Because you wouldn't consider them relationship material because they're not like you?
This is sadder: a not-cool insincere asshat like you pandering for the kindness vote. You knew you were being offensive. Because you have no comedic skills (Hello, John Mayer.) That's why your mea culpa. Let's rename you Ken Jerkoff. It's appropriate.
#2 BRAUNWYN WINDHAM-BURKE, Cast Member/Real Housewives of Orange County
First off, most people that do the hyphenated last names are potential pretentious pricks. In your case-- giant p.p. because your hyphenated name isn't even real. Two slaps for you and we're just getting started here. When I think of hot messes, you come to mind. The laugh of a hyena. Your judge-y, hypocritical ways. Your double-standards. Let's address the latter.
After a gajillion years of marriage and seven (7) kids with her husband, Sean, Wynnie is now a lesbian. She has a girlfriend, but will not be getting divorced, because... ?... She needs help with the kids that range in age from adult to toddler. Confused yet? She sees her gf, Kris, twice a week. But then she said if her hubs started dating someone, well:
"I'd be heartbroken."
Really, bitch? You sobered up (allegedly), went and had a lady experience (even though you've engaged in threesomes in the past). and realized that you're all #TeamMuffin because alcohol made you a faux wiener lover. That's number one. Number two-- YOU. HAVE. A. GIRLFRIEND. Sean is to stay celibately pining for you?!?!?
I don't know how to say this tactfully, so... Eat a bag! You'll apparently hate it!
After a gajillion years of marriage and seven (7) kids with her husband, Sean, Wynnie is now a lesbian. She has a girlfriend, but will not be getting divorced, because... ?... She needs help with the kids that range in age from adult to toddler. Confused yet? She sees her gf, Kris, twice a week. But then she said if her hubs started dating someone, well:
"I'd be heartbroken."
Really, bitch? You sobered up (allegedly), went and had a lady experience (even though you've engaged in threesomes in the past). and realized that you're all #TeamMuffin because alcohol made you a faux wiener lover. That's number one. Number two-- YOU. HAVE. A. GIRLFRIEND. Sean is to stay celibately pining for you?!?!?
I don't know how to say this tactfully, so... Eat a bag! You'll apparently hate it!
#1 AUSTEN KROLL, Cast Member/Southern Charm
This is another example of why reality TV is the bane of our existence. Because people like this gain notoriety. In real life, you'd see this dude at a bar and say to yourself: "That guy's a douche." A whiny, extra-vinegary douche because he can't display any class. It doesn't exist. Case in point... a troll on social media commented on one of his Insta pics that his ex-girlfriend (and fellow cast member) Madison could do better than him. Instead of flaming that person, he lit-up Madison instead:
"Patricia's hairdresser can do better than me... I die."
So... you slammed your buddy Shep for making fun of Madison's career as a hair stylist (when you were dating). And now you're doing the same thing. At least she's able to support herself and her son, run a business and own a home. You're just starting a "brand" of beer... ish. In between getting drunk at bars most nights of the week.
You're a 33-year-old frat boy. Grow up. Do you need some tampons and Midol for your cramps, whiny mangina?
"Patricia's hairdresser can do better than me... I die."
So... you slammed your buddy Shep for making fun of Madison's career as a hair stylist (when you were dating). And now you're doing the same thing. At least she's able to support herself and her son, run a business and own a home. You're just starting a "brand" of beer... ish. In between getting drunk at bars most nights of the week.
You're a 33-year-old frat boy. Grow up. Do you need some tampons and Midol for your cramps, whiny mangina?
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