And now... he's a prep cook. I'm not saying the prep cook life is bad. What I'm saying is: YOU HAVE A F&CKING DEGREE IN ENGINEERING! Go. Engineer. Because methinks the prep cook salary isn't covering your responsibility to help with the cost of eight children.
Enjoy your private sauna, pool, waterfall, two master suites, a wet bar, and a gourmet kitchen.
The two of you better never publicly bitch about your money situation ever again.
P.S. If you're looking for public sympathy, you shouldn't do things like buy ANYTHING. Duh!
Lori was certain a judge was going to dismissed all charges, because they were bamboozled by Rick Singer-- the head honcho of this deception.
Wrong! But if you're innocent, why plead? Her lawyer said:
"This was a now or never deal. It was presented as the last clear chance for them to plead before going to trial, and they knew that if they were found guilty, they were realistically looking at more than a year behind bars, probably more like three or four."
I'm sure those two months are going to seem like a loooong time for Aunt Becky. Maybe when it's all said and done she can star in a Hallmark makeover of "Orange is the New Black". Yes! A movie in which a mom from the suburbs ends up in prison after a fight at a school bake sale, and manages to turn all her fellow prisoners into upstanding citizens after teaching them yoga and ear candling.