Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offenders for the week ending July 15th, 2022:
#3 KIM KARDASHIAN
I get it. We women have done all kinds of things for the sake of fashion, or beauty. And frankly, it's all bullsh*t. Kimmie needed to lose 16 pounds in three weeks to wear the infamous Marilyn Monroe-sings-happy-birthday-Mr. President dress. And why was this necessary? Why would you want to wear the exact same dress Marilyn did? It should be in a museum, not amongst us getting destroyed (as it did). Wear a damn replica! Anywho, it seems she ditched her vegetarian diet and ate meat to lose the weight. But that caused her more harm than good. She said:
"Psoriasis broke out over my body and I got psoriatic arthritis. I couldn't really move my hands. I was freaking out!"
Which is why she ditched meat in the first friggin' place!
How effed up is Hollywood that someone would willingly subject themselves to for some fleeting press and a couple of good pics for the socials? Kimster got better after a steroid shot and ditching the meat.
Lame. So. Lame.
"Psoriasis broke out over my body and I got psoriatic arthritis. I couldn't really move my hands. I was freaking out!"
Which is why she ditched meat in the first friggin' place!
How effed up is Hollywood that someone would willingly subject themselves to for some fleeting press and a couple of good pics for the socials? Kimster got better after a steroid shot and ditching the meat.
Lame. So. Lame.
#2 DOJA CAT
First of all, with a name like "Doja Cat" you have to be a complete asshat. But who am I? Just some schulb over here thinking there aren't enough minutes in the day to slap all these fools. Anywho, The Cat is mad at Noah Schnapp, who plays Will on Stranger Things. Why would she be mad at a 17-year-old kid star? Well, because she reached out to him because she wants co-star Joseph Quinn (who played Eddie Muson) to "pet her kitty." And Noah shared screenshots of the DMs to all the world. Doja got her claws out:
“That's like borderline snake s***. That's like weasel s***. I'm not saying that encapsulates his entire personality. I made an assumption that he was gonna be chill about it and he went and shared information that I didn’t feel comfortable with him sharing."
Here's a thought: when you messaged him, you should've asked him to keep things private. That's what adults do. Which you supposedly are. All of social media defended Noah, but Doja came for everybody.
Why is this bish famous? Seriously.
Also, you're 26 years old. You can certainly catch "D" all on your own. Without the help, again, of a 17-year-old!
“That's like borderline snake s***. That's like weasel s***. I'm not saying that encapsulates his entire personality. I made an assumption that he was gonna be chill about it and he went and shared information that I didn’t feel comfortable with him sharing."
Here's a thought: when you messaged him, you should've asked him to keep things private. That's what adults do. Which you supposedly are. All of social media defended Noah, but Doja came for everybody.
Why is this bish famous? Seriously.
Also, you're 26 years old. You can certainly catch "D" all on your own. Without the help, again, of a 17-year-old!
#1 JEN SHAH, Cast Member/Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
HA HA HA! We all knew she was a guilty, scamming twatbag and now she's admitted it. After a year of proclaiming her innocence, this reality TV "star" entered a guilty plea in federal court. What did she do? Scam the elderly out of their money, while flaunting her ill-gotten wealth on a reality TV show. Dumbass.
Yup. She said she committed "wire fraud, offering services with little to no value" and:
"We used interstate telephones and emails. I knew many of the purchasers were over the age of 55. I am so sorry."
The reason why she entered a plea was not because of the overwhelming guilty she felt being a complete douche, but because she offered to not appeal her sentence if she received 14 years or less. Because she faces 30 years in prison. Damn. She's also agreed to forfeit $6 million, and to pay restitution in the amount of $9 million.
It seems like she should owe more than that...
Guess you're not so "Shaw-mazing" after all. Bye!
Yup. She said she committed "wire fraud, offering services with little to no value" and:
"We used interstate telephones and emails. I knew many of the purchasers were over the age of 55. I am so sorry."
The reason why she entered a plea was not because of the overwhelming guilty she felt being a complete douche, but because she offered to not appeal her sentence if she received 14 years or less. Because she faces 30 years in prison. Damn. She's also agreed to forfeit $6 million, and to pay restitution in the amount of $9 million.
It seems like she should owe more than that...
Guess you're not so "Shaw-mazing" after all. Bye!
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