Writer Kathy Vogel Addresses Celebrity Bad Behavior

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6/23/2017

Offenders for the week ending June 23, 2017:

"Me? Fake a storyline?"

#3 KENYA MOORE

The Real Housewives of Atlanta star finally snagged a man in her vagus flytrap and convinced him to marry her. In a surprise move, the former Miss USA shared a sly picture on the Instagram of her wedding day. This all a shock to Matt Jordan-- the dude she was dating all of last season on the show. So that means, Mizz Desperation was seeing her victim while with Matt. Naughty. And he found out about the whole thing online:

"The false allegations of domestic violence, the unwarranted restraining order, the loss of business opportunities, money... I can deal with that. Losing my queen is a blow I never want to feel."

Sad. But you need slapped, too. You're free! Anywho, methinks this marriage is all for show. Like, the TV show-- because K-Whore knows she needs a story line to stay relevant on the show-- even though a friend claims she wants to keep things private. HA! I'm sure the two of you will continue your faux love story with a baby on the way, too. Thanks for adding to the joke that marriage is for some people.

America!

"Happy Mather's Day to meeeeeee!"

#2 CAITLYN JENNER

I don't have much to say here but this: now that you're completely a fembot, you need to stop celebrating Father's Day. Yes, back-in-the-day when you were BRUCE you fathered the childrens. So technically, you're Dad. But if you want to continue to be identified by your new identity, and you want us to as well-- then be Caitlyn. And Caitlyn only!

Grrrrrrrrr!

"Itchy ear herpes..."

#1 HANSON

Ring the bell! It's Hanson vs. Justin Bieber! During a recent radio interview in Australia, the boys took a shot at Beebs-- who by the way-- is not Australia-friendly-- while playing a game trying to guess a song. Well, "Despacito" played and they had no idea who was singing. It was The Bieber. And then, things took quite the turn. The bros Hanson compared Bieber's songs to STDs. Yup.

"I prefer not to get any venereal diseases, so whenever Justin Bieber gets near me or near my ears, it's just ear infections. His songs are terrible."

Daaaaaamn! Who knew these sweet boys could grow up to throw such epic shade! But... it is my duty to call you out. The song you're most known for, that little ditty called "MMMBop"? Well, you're responsible for infecting all of us with the musical version of herpes... which is something that will never go away.

I have to slap you for your rudeness, but I love your comparison. Maybe a light tap will do... LOL

PHOTO CREDIT:
GIF www.giphy.com

Ye Merry Bag of Richards...

6/26/2015

Offenders for the week of June 22, 2015:

This week our Slapees are assigned self-help books they should read...

"Happy Mother's/Father's/Hamburger Day...."

#3 CAITLYN JENNER
OFFENSE: Confused?
Caitlyn was blowing-up social media, tweeting and posting pictures celebrating Father's Day. So, with the big to-do about your gender re-assignment... what's the deal with celebrating Father's Day? Yes, you fathered several children. But you've been adamant about being addressed as a woman because that is who you are now. Are you going to celebrate Mother's Day? You've asked us to respect your change, so should you. You can't have your cake and eat it, too.

Your Book Assignment: Instead of "Waking Up The Tiger", yours is "Waking Up The Kitty"-- you're a woman now, so let it purr.

"Lemme re-title this to Classic Asshat."

#2 DIDDY
OFFENSE: Hot-head
The rapper (is he still a rapper?) is in a heap o' trouble, accused of attacking UCLA Strength and Conditioning Coach Sal Alosi while the dude was on the phone. He claims Coach has an "issue" with his son, Justin, telling the kid to not come back until the end of summer. Diddy confronted Alosi, allegedly swinging a kettlbell at him while dude was on the phone. Diddy's been charged with three counts of assault with a deadly weapon, one count of making terrorist threats, and one count of battery.

Way to go, Dad of the Year. I get standing up for your kid, but nearly beating someone's ass only gets you in trouble-- especially since this guy never laid a hand on your son. He supposedly was "on his case" about whatever.

Let's change your name from Diddy to Dummy-- because it's accurate.

Your Book Assignment: Instead of "Awaken the Giant Within", yours is "Silence the DBag Within"... or spend time behind bars.

"This is the face of the World's Biggest Nipple Chunk"

#1 CHARLIE SHEEN
OFFENSE: Vile
Somebody's off his meds, or doin' too much cocaine, or maybe both. He's gone-off, again, on ex-wife Denise Richards. In his most repulsive rant ever, he's taken to social media calling her:

"a heretic and washed up piglet shame pile" "a piece of shit doosh phace" "worst mom alive!"

And those are the kindest quotes. Apparently she may have called him a deadbeat dad, because he referenced in one of his angry tweets that he's given her over $30 million in support for their two daughters.

To me, this woman is a complete saint. Not only has she always taken the high-road with this utter and complete anal boil-- but she even took care of his twin sons with his other ex-wife, Brooke Mueller-- who was unfit to care for her own children.

Though she could've disparaged him easily, she hasn't because it would hurt his children.

Your Book Assignment: Instead of "7 Habits of Highly Effective People", yours is (still) "7 Habits of Highly Effective People". The first 7 habits would be shuttin' your big effin' mouth!

PHOTO CREDIT:
Caitlyn Jenner https://www.flickr.com/photos/132177716@N08/
Diddy https://www.flickr.com/photos/khanillion/
Charlie Sheen https://www.flickr.com/photos/58638907@N02/

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