"I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back. And because of that I should make smart decisions. And recently, I didn't. You know, I'm not perfect. I'm not going to sit up here and say that I am or claim to be in any way shape or form."
Yes. Nobody's perfect. But it's evident, some are just stupid for making the same mistake TWICE. Yeah. You cheated on your first wife with the chick who would become your current wife, whom you've cheated on with a stripper. And really, a stripper?!?!? Enjoy dumping into that Freddy Krueger baby-maker of hers. So. Much. Ick.
Are you gonna pull a Kobe Bryant and buy your wifey a big 'ol diamond that will erase her memory?
Psychic Vampire Repellent
For a mere $30, you can get a spray elixir that:
"...uses a combination of gem healing and deeply aromatic therapeutic oils to banish bad vibes and shield you from people causing them."
I've been waiting for something like this! (You know I'm kidding...)
To use: Spray around your head to safeguard your aura.
Uh, don't you know your aura is projected all around your body? You're so good at suggesting ways we plebeians can spend our hard-earned moola. Since you're the Genius of Everything, what product can we use to get rid of a whore fungus like you?
Aton Ben Horin, Global Vice President of A&R at Warner Music Group said:
"Without a doubt, this girl is a real star with undeniable talent."
Judge for yourself. Here's the brilliant track "These Heaux" that's garnered over 27 million views. I pray to the Big Man that people are watching out of curiosity and a need to feel better about themselves.
P. P. S. Hey, Horin: may the scurvy find your ball sack before Bhad does. Wait, that's probs how she got her record deal...