Writer Kathy Vogel Addresses Celebrity Bad Behavior

Ballin’

6/25/2021

Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!

Offenders for the week ending June 25, 2021:

#3 KELLY DODD, Former Cast Member/Real Housewives of Orange County

There are raging psychos. And there's Kelly-Dodd-raging-psycho. Known for her cut-you-to-the-bone meanness and delusions of whatever, she's been booted from the franchise. But she's going down swinging. She lashed out at also-ran from the O.C., Braunwyn Windham-Burke, and Shahs of Sunset cast member Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi. The beef started when GG dissed Kelly over her firing on social media:

"... out with the a&& and in with the class!"

Kelly then shot back that she had no idea who GG was because she never watched that show. Then, GG called Kelly a racist for slamming the "first-ever" show about Middle Easterners on an American network.

And in true Kelly fashion, she defended her racism by reminding everyone that she's mostly Mexican and Native American." Oh, and in Kelly Move #2, she's threatening to sue.

Can we sue you for being an idiot?

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#2 CHRISSY TEIGEN

Our favorite woke-princess-ass pimple remains on the list this week, but slips to number two-- which is fitting, because she's a sh*tty person. After Michael Costello came out last week with his own story of bullying from Titgen, she and her hubs (John Legend) cried foul-- claiming that Michael lied and falsified DMs and emails. Because he has nothing but time on his hands to fake stuff. Possible...

Then, Cameroonian singer Denica claims Bitchy became aggressive with her at the 2016 Grammy Awards-- shoving her twice at the event. Denica's assistant whipped out his phone to record video of Denica-- not Chrissy, who was kind of nearby-ish. Chrissy went all I'm-a-famous-person-don't-look-at-me-unless-I-want-you-to crazy and tried to grab the phone, pushing the assistant and Denica. After Denica was done walking the red carpet, Chrissy shoved her again.

Yes, Chrissy. You're famous. But really, you're more famous for having big boobs and marrying John. You're not that special. In fact, you're a person that no real person would want to associate with. You're beautiful on the outside, and ugly as sludge on the inside.

Keep up your bullying ways, and soon your legend will become felonious...

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#1 CARMELO ANTHONY

Why do people get married when they can't keep their genitals to themselves? Seriously. While most of us were sheltering in place last year, Carmelo's ween wasn't in quarantine. He got himself a side chick in New York and got her preggo, using the line that he was married but really single, and that his wife (actress La La Anthony) was "doing her own thing."

Oh, sure.

The unnamed woman planned on having an abortion, but Carmelo didn't go to the appointment with her, so... fast-forward to April when she gave birth to twins in London. Why London? Cuz Carm was trying to hide his surprise family. So why not ship them overseas? He put them up in a home, and he's footing the bill-- but, he doesntt want to be involved in any child-raising. Because he has a son with La La.

And after rumors of cheating in the past, and this latest "incident", La La has pulled the plug on their 11-year marriage.

Carmelo and his "rolo" need to be on lockdown.

P.S. Apparently, he's a "baller" in many ways...

Whiny Manbitches

1/15/2021

Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!

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#3 KEN JENNINGS, Jeopardy! Champ and ?

Ken went on an apology tour ahead of his celebrity hosting stint on Jeopardy! because he wantsto be the next Alex Trebek. (Not gonna happen). In years past, the maybe-children's-book-author tweeted horrible things about the disabled community. Why?

"(they) worked as jokes (in my mind)... (but) dismayed to see how they read on screen."

So, you didn't read your tweets before tweeting. Gotcha. Here's one "funny" gem:

"Nothing sadder than a hot person in a wheelchair."

Why? Because you wouldn't consider them relationship material because they're not like you?

This is sadder: a not-cool insincere asshat like you pandering for the kindness vote. You knew you were being offensive. Because you have no comedic skills (Hello, John Mayer.) That's why your mea culpa. Let's rename you Ken Jerkoff. It's appropriate.

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#2 BRAUNWYN WINDHAM-BURKE, Cast Member/Real Housewives of Orange County

First off, most people that do the hyphenated last names are potential pretentious pricks. In your case-- giant p.p. because your hyphenated name isn't even real. Two slaps for you and we're just getting started here. When I think of hot messes, you come to mind. The laugh of a hyena. Your judge-y, hypocritical ways. Your double-standards. Let's address the latter.

After a gajillion years of marriage and seven (7) kids with her husband, Sean, Wynnie is now a lesbian. She has a girlfriend, but will not be getting divorced, because... ?... She needs help with the kids that range in age from adult to toddler. Confused yet? She sees her gf, Kris, twice a week. But then she said if her hubs started dating someone, well:

"I'd be heartbroken."

Really, bitch? You sobered up (allegedly), went and had a lady experience (even though you've engaged in threesomes in the past). and realized that you're all #TeamMuffin because alcohol made you a faux wiener lover. That's number one. Number two-- YOU. HAVE. A. GIRLFRIEND. Sean is to stay celibately pining for you?!?!?

I don't know how to say this tactfully, so... Eat a bag! You'll apparently hate it!

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#1 AUSTEN KROLL, Cast Member/Southern Charm

This is another example of why reality TV is the bane of our existence. Because people like this gain notoriety. In real life, you'd see this dude at a bar and say to yourself: "That guy's a douche." A whiny, extra-vinegary douche because he can't display any class. It doesn't exist. Case in point... a troll on social media commented on one of his Insta pics that his ex-girlfriend (and fellow cast member) Madison could do better than him. Instead of flaming that person, he lit-up Madison instead:

"Patricia's hairdresser can do better than me... I die."

So... you slammed your buddy Shep for making fun of Madison's career as a hair stylist (when you were dating). And now you're doing the same thing. At least she's able to support herself and her son, run a business and own a home. You're just starting a "brand" of beer... ish. In between getting drunk at bars most nights of the week.

You're a 33-year-old frat boy. Grow up. Do you need some tampons and Midol for your cramps, whiny mangina?

Douchefecta

10/23/2020

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#3 JAY CUTLER

Guess the next thing this dude will be throwing is a turd in his diaper. WAAAAAH! Former average pro QB Jay is upset that his wife has potentially moved on with another man since their divorce. Kristen Cavallari was seen smooching with comedian Jeff Dye. Oh the humanity!

"He's not happy seeing her move on."

Oh-effing-well. That's what people do after a breakup. And since you weren't really a good guy during the marriage-- all unsupportive while suckling off your wife's financial teet-- you really have nothing to say now. Zero. Plus, you're a hypocrite. Rumor has it you're taking snaps from Tomi Lahren. It's okay for you to move on, but not your wife. Example #1,005 while you reek of vinegar.

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#2 KELLY DODD, Real Housewives of Orange County cast member

If only adults acted like adults and not big children. Kelly is the perfect example of this, and opening her large trap before thinking. She's a cut-you-to-the-bone mean bitch. 100. In recent slap-worthy moment, she posted a video to social media calling her ex-husband Michael a deadbeat dad. In front of their daughter. Classy.

"Jolie, aren't you glad you have a real dad like Rick Leventhal (Kelly's new husband) instead of your father, Michael, who you haven't seen in how long?"

The 13-year-old child answered it'd been 5 months. We get it. Michael is a known asshat. The two of you have literally been at each other's throats, so much so, that a restraining order was filed against you until you agreed to therapy and alcohol treatment.

Move. On. You're remarried. Your kid already knows her father might be douche-y. But he's still her father. And-- KEEP YOUR DRAMZ OFF OF SOCIAL MEDIA. We don't need to see every little thing. But thank you. Because all of you celebrities provide so much material for me each week.

You can be classy. It's in there somewhere. Perhaps under one of your Botox-ed cheeks.

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#1 JAKE PAUL

I hate that we even live in a time where there is such a thing as a "YouTube Star". But since we do, and there are...

Jake is everything that encapsulates the millennial stereotype. He's entitled. He does what he wants to do. And he's rewarded for his bad behavior by the flocks of sheeple out there. And he's got a ton of money. Which makes him even more insufferable. Dude was busted earlier this year for throwing a massive party in Calabasas. Whether you agree or not with the COVID restrictions-- they exist in Cali. And they will bust you.

Fast forward to now and he threw another party. And it was chronicled on social media. Crowds dancing. No masks. Because it's his birthday. So everyone should recognize!

What a joke. Gathering with the intention of trying to catch and spread COVID while having your birthday. Awesome. You'd think a guy who had his house raided by the FBI would be a little more careful... Wait. Since it's not confirmed you have a brain, thinking may not actually occur.

Why can't an asteroid crash his next party?

Keeping It Reality

5/29/2020

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A big problem with the world? "Reality" TV "stars" are considered stars. But hey-- they provide good material. And... I'd take some Reality TV stardom. Think of all the things I'd say in those confessionals! LOL

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#3 LALA KENT, Vanderpump Rules cast member

Life in QT can be difficult for couples, especially if one person has a flamethrower personality like LaLa. She revealed in a recent podcast with fellow VPR castmate Stassi that she got into such a terrible argument with her fiance Randall Emmett that she almost moved back home to Utah! Egads!

"He does this thing-- I'm sensitive-- so if he pokes at me, like, if I feel like someone's telling me I'm not giving them enough love or like I need to pay more attention, I feel like instead of it being like, 'Oh, OK I need to give more love', I take it as, like, a personal attack."

She was so upset she was crying in her Gucci (sigh, who cares about ugly over-priced shizz) duffle bag while packing a few things to leave. But she didn't leave. LaLa said she'd never break up with Randall.

But she did end her engagement two times. And who would leave all that older-man-Hollywood-money? I mean, the man gifted her with a Land Rover after their first date ended in her playing the skin flute.

Toot Toot.

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#2 DORINDA MEDLEY, Real Housewives of New York City cast member

You can dish out the piles of shizz, but you surely can't take it. Poor Dorito is all upset at fellow castmate Ramona Singer, saying she hasn't been there emotionally for her. Ramona simply stated a fact on a recent episode that Dorinda "takes people down all the time."

#TruthHurts

"I felt like Ramona was a little insensitive to me for what I was going through this year. I needed a soft place to land, and I needed her to be more of a soft place to land than I felt she was being."

WAAAAA! How ironic you want compassion when all you do is cut people to the bone. Your inexplicable hatred for castmate Tinsley Mortimer is repuslive, You are the ultimate mean girl, with a big dose of Karen thrown in.

How 'bout the "soft place" you land is someplace in QT for life?

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#1 KELLY DODD, Real Housewives of Orange County cast member

I get it. It's hard to determine what info is accurate and what info is not when it comes to COVID. But to downplay concerns in general makes you look like a heartless tw@twaffle. She was all excited on her social media when she ventured out to go shopping at a mall and eat dinner at a restaurant. She said:

"No one is wearing masks in Orange County, because no one is dying of the virus."

Uhmmm... people are dying of the virus. A fact that you so verbally vomited two weeks ago.

Wear a mask. Don't wear a mask. Your choice. Do more people die from the flu and other diseases, accidents, whatever per year? Sure. But 100,000 people have died from COVID. Maybe that's not a big number to you in a nation of 331-million-ish. But if one of those fallen was a relative or a friend? You'd be crying what a tragedy it is and crying out for "something to be done!"

This is your third strike. Three times you've been a complete ween about this. Three times you've shown your complete lack of humanity. Sometimes it really is okay to zip it. Your mouth and your legs. Can we evict you from the planet now?

Hoof in Mouth

5/15/2020

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#3 KHLOE KARDASHIAN AND MASON DISICK

Khloe and her nephew, Mason, decided it would be funny to prank his momma Kourtney (Kardashian) by TP-ing her house. While such a prank is usually performed by high schoolers and frat boys, the two wanted to have some fun. Well, all of the internet was peeved at these two for being tone deaf for wasting a valuable commodity such as TP in these "unprecedented times." Some even accused them-- including Kourtney-- of purposely doing this to anger the lower and middle class people. Like, "look at us, we so rich we make it rain TP up in here while your beloved Walmart is out of stock."

I really don't believe they intentionally tried to tell us peasants to eff off. I just think they live in their own world-- one of no cares, so they don't care how things appear. So, we shall slap some sense into them. HA HA, yeah... that's not possible.

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#2 VAL KILMER

He claims he's not an egomaniac, but someone sure sounds like their ego is large-and-in-charge! He confessed that the real reason he left the Batman franchise is because he felt fans were more interested in the caped crusader's flashy gadgets than with his fine acting. Sigh.

Warren Buffett and his grandkids visited Val on the set of "Batman Forever" in 1995. But they were more interested in checking out the Batmobile than meeting Val-- the guy playing Batman.

"That's why it's easy to have five or six Batmans. It's not about Batman. There is no Batman."

Waaaaa! The gadgets are way cool. Deal. It isn't all about you, Val. Just ask Maverick.

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#1 KELLY DODD, Real Housewives of Orange County Cast Member

Look. I'm not taking sides in this whole COVID thing: is it as horrible as they're saying? Are we being lied to? Blah, blah, blah. No mater what your stance is, it's important to have respect for others and a civil tone when presenting "your case". Kelly is a big-mouthed, hothead who says the most vile things without provocation. Methinks she also spews to ensure a job, but whatevs.

Are there more deaths per year from the flu? Yup. But to say this, well:

"Well, people are going to die! I'm sorry to tell ya!"

#True. People are going to and have died from COVID. Perhaps it's the tone and the flippant nature of your comment. Tone, people, tone... And it's not the first time she's shared her unsolicited thoughts on the pandemic. In April she said this was:

"God's way of thinning the herd."

Please secretly be a cow... The irony...

Quaranweenie

3/20/2020

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#3 TAMRA JUDGE, former Real Housewives of Orange County cast member

Grown people aren't necessarily grown-- as in mature. And Tamara has always been one to prove it. She took to social media (of course) to blast follow cast member and now former friend Shannon Beador for re-kindling a friendship with Kelly Dodd-- current cast member and perpetual nasty shade thrower.

"Fake friends are like a shadow. They follow you in the sun but leave you in the dark."

That was followed up with an unfollow of Shannon.

You're a grandmother. Not a high schooler. Mending fences is something we should try to do, right?

Perhaps you're angry that you were fired from the show, er, "decided to leave" the show. But Kelly and Shannon are still taking home that big paycheck... Hmmmm...

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#2 JUAN PABLO GALAVIS, former The Bachelor contestant

Proving you can't keep a dick down, Juan Pablo has opened his mouth to fit both of his feet into. He was known as the villain of the entire franchise (until Barb Weber took his crown), and he's proving why he earned that title and why he's a complete cooch donkey. He can't stop throwing shade at the new Bachelorette Clare Crawley-- the runner up on his season of The Bachelor.

Why? Because 22 of her potential suitors are in their 20s, and she's making headlines for being 38 and looking for love. He tweeted:

"I just SAW the GUYS for @Clare_Crawley Bachelorette season and its gonna be INTERESTING seeing HER get hit on by KIDS on their 20s. I think this MIGHT be the 3rd season Im gonna watch."

Clare responded: "And yet here you are, older than 99% of them and still can't practice compassion and kindness."

Ouch.

You're just upset that she told you what's-what on your season. Burn...

P.S. ABC is recruiting more age-appropriate fellas for Clare. Happy?

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#1 GWYNETH PALTROW

If you're gonna get COVID-19, you might as well look fresh and fab! Gwynie takin' heat for being "tone deaf" in the midst of this pandemic because GOOP just had to push their annual "fresh sneaker guide," while other lifestyle gurus (self-proclaimed like G or actual real ones) are trying to bestow upon us valuable information/tips/ideas. From her Instagram:

"Most days you'll find GP wearing G.Label with a pair of sneakers-- which is one reason we make it an annual tradition to put together a fresh sneaker guide each year. Get ready to cover some serious ground (run, don't walk.)"

Sigh. Can I get a roll of toilet paper with each shoe at least?

Perhaps your snazzy sneaks can get you into Wuhan. Seems like a good place for a GOOP-er to vacay...

Maybe her brain has been quarantined... permanently.

Days of Whose Lives

2/7/2020

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#3 MIKE CAUSSIN

Sometimes I think *things* become excuses for people who can control themselves, but don't. "Sex addiction" became a big (or little, wink wink) thing after Tiger Woods was busted back-in-the-day for bagging all those THOTs. Then some other celebs checked themselves into sex-addiction rehab. Now, former NFL player Mike Caussin said he "broke a marriage boundary" with his wife, Jana Kramer (formerly of One Tree Hill.) But there was no physical cheating:

"There was a boundary that was broken that was harmful for me because it was a discovery..."

Ohhhhkaaaayyyy. The two wed in 2015, then split in 2016 after Caussin cheated on his wife with multiple women. They renewed their vows in 2017, but...

So I guess the only way to cure your addiction is to padlock your pants, and maybe gouge your eyes out.

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#2 MEGHAN KING EDMONDS

She was always mildly annoying when she was a castmember of the Real Housewives of Orange County. But now she's extra after dumping all her baggage on us. It wasn't surprising when her marriage to baseball semi-legend Jim Edmonds didn't work out, but all the tea she's been spilling about her sexy time, and his dalliances with other women, well... wow! She's getting closer to dipping her manicured toe into the dating pool again, and if so-- she has standards:

"I'm not really into dating a guy with kids. I love kids and I loved being a stepmom, but it's a lot of baggage... kids are a lifelong commitment and you didn't have any input into creating this child and it's hard."

Waaaaaaa! She does admit that a man with kids would understand what she's going through because he has kids. Duh! Meghan has three kids herself. I know women who have kids who don't want to date others with kids. I get it. But girlfriend, you're the queen of baggage. Just change your name to Samsonite and embrace that shizz.

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#1 COSMO MAGAZINE

Peter Weber is the latest Bachelor. He and contestant Victoria Fuller were set to do the cover of the magazine when it was pulled. Why? Because Victoria did a photo shoot wearing gear saying: "White Lives Matter."

Well, we know what that's all about! Victoria is a racist. Or is she? "White Lives Matter" is for the Marlin Lives Matter organization focusing on the prevention of white and blue marlin from being over-fished. They also use the "Blue Lives Matter" messaging. But I guess Blue Man Group isn't pissed, so... Cosmo said:

'... the nature of the organization does not reflect the values of the Cosmo brand. We stand in solidarity with Black Lives Matter, and any cause that fights to end injustices for people of color."

Awesome. But Victoria wasn't being a racist. And you know that. And this is why hyper-sensitivity needs to stop. You had the perfect opportunity to say something like:

"We understand and support the Black Lives Matter movement. But upon further investigation, we realized that there was a misunderstanding. We'll just continue to sell sex, er... empower women and stuff.. " Blah, blah, blah. But noooo. Cave. Instead of inform.

But what about the damned marlins?

Daddy Dickest

6/21/2019

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#3 JIM EDMONDS

The former MLB star and kinda Real Housewives of Orange County cast member made a kind of confession-non-confession about cheating but-not-cheating on his wife, former RHOC star Meghan King Edmonds. This is what she said:

"I called Jimmy and he confessed to me that he had exchanged lewd photos with this woman over the course of several months and a physical relationship never existed. He paid her off to protect me so I'd never find out. Do I believe him? I don't know. Because I don't trust him anymore. Physical or not, he still had an affair and he admits this to me."

The vow-breaker admits to his actions but is vehement that there was nothing physical. So, guess he's not a cheater. Pffft. But he did pseudo-cheat while his wife was preggo. Classy. Keep your rooster to yourself. Nobody wants to see that dried-up jerky.

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#2 OJ SIMPSON

What in the af, dude!?!? He's served prison for one of his lesser crimes, and now that he's been free for a while he's decided to join Twitter. The Juice already has nearly a million followers. His first tweet was a video in which he said:

"I've got a little getting even to do."

Didn't you do that in 1994? Anywho, a parody OJ account screenshot-ed several menacing direct messages from OJ. He isn't pleased about this account that has filleted him about his acquittal in '94. Instead of ignoring the account, he maybe was "getting even" when he allegedly sent a ton of messages with, get this-- a string of 16 knife emojis and the warning:

"I WILL FIND YOUR ASS AND CUT YOU"

But remember, OJ didn't do it. He didn't do anything, but play football, run around airports and star in Police Academy and The Naked Gun.

Back to the golf course to find the real killers!

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#1 BILL COSBY

You remember ol' Billy. The actor/comedian/douchenozzle known as "America's Dad" that drugged and raped women over the decades? Welp, he shared a poignant message for all dads on Father's Day-- from prison:

"Hey, Hey, Hey... It's America's Dad... I know it's late, but to all of the Dads... it's an honor to be called a Father so let's make today a renewed oath to fulfilling our purpose-- strengthening our families and communities."

We have a message for you, Bill:

"Why don't you go play hide-and-go-f&ck yourself?"

Seriously? You. Giving advice!?!? On how to be a proper human being? On how to find just the right roofie mix to knock a woman out? STFU!

And, to make things even more insulting, this delusional dick pop is giving lectures to his felon, uh, fellow, inmates on the topic of:

How to get your lives together once they're free.

He's sharing tips on how to re-bond with your children, leading by example, how to find work, and how to stay clean.

Your transparent good deeds won't keep you from the fires of hell, America's Predator.

I say we teach him our own lesson. Why don't we all gather 'round, throw him on a pile of those ridiculous sweaters he used to wear and beat him with bars of soap...

Spoiled Meat

4/26/2019

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#3 TAMRA JUDGE AND KELLY DODD, castmates on the Real Housewives of Orange County

The only qualification needed to be a "real housewife" of any of the franchises has nothing to do with wife-ing. Catfighting. That's the only thing you need to be able to do. These two cougars who were friends, then weren't friends, then were, are not now. The two refuse to film with each other after a terrible fallout. Kelly allegedly pushed her own mother down a flight of stairs. At least that's what Tamra is claiming.

"Kelly has had some issues with her family in the past, but she has never pushed her mother down the stairs. Her mother even said that on-camera..."

Kelly is known for her hot-temper and going for the jugular. Wouldn't be surprised if she did push her momma down some steps. Bitch has anger issues. And Tamra... well, she's been known to drop a bomb or two.

Anywho, these two need to chill. But I guess if you're counting on a paycheck, you need to make some drama. Happy clawing!

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#2 MEGAN FOX

For whatever reason, the actress shared a silly photo of Shia LaBeouf from the set of Transformers-- a movie in which the two starred in. The caption from Megs was so sweet:

"Once upon a time 13 summers ago..."

Awwww. The two dated 13 years ago. But she's married now. And someone's momma. While this wasn't a cozy picture of the two of them, there were no other pics you snapped from Transformers that you could've shared to commemorate your entry into Hollywood?

Not cool. No matter how open you and your mister are about past liaisons, why share it? Yes, you're a celebrity. And yes, your dalliances have been archived and displayed in the media. There's no need to rehash. My hubs knows all about my exes, but I would never think of sharing a memory picture of any of them. If I even have any pictures of those fools...

#awkward #tacky #exforareason #respectyourspouse

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#1 VINNY GUADAGNINO, castmember of Jersey Shore

During a recent interview, Vinny was asked what his "body count' number was-- as in, how many babes did he "bag" over the years. His response:
"I really have no idea... more than 100 and probably higher than 500. It could be over 1,000."
Vurp.
"You've got to understand, I've done these, like club appearances when I was on the show. So, like, three nights a week you're in a different city, traveling around the country, things happen.

OMG! You don't win a prize! You don't get a gold medal for Poon Pilfering! You get an angry, warted "rooster" that wants to beat the ever-loving sh&t out of you for abusing him!

"But I've slowed down a lot. Like now, I'm going back to my room, going to watch Netflix -- I want to just chill, I don't want to be in bed with somebody if you don't want to wake up to them the next morning and talk to them."

I'm surprised your Richard hadn't filed for divorce years ago!

Your name should be Weenie Gangreendingo...

Windbag Beneath Our Wings

11/30/2018

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#3 JUSTIN BIEBER

Perhaps he can be a Buddha for millennials after dropping this gem of wisdom:

"Love isn't always easy."

Duh. The internets were all a quivering because Justin and his new wife, Hailey Baldwin, spent their first Thanksgiving together. And it also marked the first time their families got together in one place. OMG!

"Relationships are hard and love isn't always easy but thank you Jesus for showing me how! Every day is a learning process, trying to be more like him, patient, kind, selfless, boy I got a long way! But gods grace is sufficient!"

I'm hoping this spiritual/zen Beebs sticks. You can't be a hot mess you're whole life, right? You're welcome for the preventative slap.

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#2 VICKI GUNVALSON, Real Housewives of Orange County cast member

She likes to call herself the O.G. of the O.C. because she's been on the show for its duration. Awesome! But this aging attention-whore is expert at storytelling-- damaging storytelling. Her latest victim: fellow cast member Kelly Dodd. For whatever reason during the show's reunion episode, she decided to spill some tea-- claiming that Kelly does cocaine. That went over like a lead balloon. Kelly wants Vicki gone.

"If they don't so something to Vicki how could I go back... They are running that show to the ground and hurting people's reputation and my brand!!"

Vicki, who likes to flaunt her wealth, should watch her ass. Especially if Kelly sues for slander. Vicki has spread rumors in the past about other friends on the show: Tamra's husband is gay; Shannon was beaten by her ex-husband; so-and-so's marriage is miserable, etc...

Yes, stirring up the shizz makes for good reality TV, but if you're hurling up lies, then you're damaging someone's life. We're going to change your name to Icky Fullofshit.

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#1 BETTE MIDLER

This is why I hate the entertainment business, especially the "powerful" women in the business. They preach supporting women, and uplifting fellow ovarians, and helping females get ahead... blah, blah, blah. It's bullshit, quite honestly. Hollywood women only support other women if they have the same viewpoint. If you don't, then we're going to eviscerate you in the most brutal way. We're going to say the most vile things about you publicly, then turn around and talk about how we love women!

The Meddler hates our President. I understand many people loathe him. So it makes it acceptable to loathe his wife, the First Lady, and his family. You know, guilt by association. I love how the FLOTUS is denounced for being beautiful and for having a successful career as a model. Yes, she has done many a sexy photo shoot. If I had her looks and her body, you'd bet I'd capitalize on all that while I could. But Bette ain't having it. After tweeting a photo from 2000 of Melania Trump wearing a sexy bikini while posing in an airplane cockpit, she wrote:

"The dry cleaning bill for the upholstery on Air Force One must be insane."

With the hashtag: #FLOTITS

Her own fans called her out for her venom. I recall a time in Miss AssHat's career where she was known for shaking her LOW-TITS and flab ass. When Hollywood-types open their mouths, they show how stupid they really are. Which is why politicians love them-- because they'll spread any ol' pile of lies like a good soldier.

Bette, please, find some good hormone-balancing meds and get fitted for a mouth muffler. Thanks.

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