In the exclusive audio version of this week's slap, we realize that reality stars need a dose of reality. Enjoy!
Offenders for the week ending December 15, 2017:
#3 BRIELLE BIERMANN
She's kind of a reality TV star because her momma is. So, by default, she's infamous. And therefore funny and untouchable-- right? Some people really shouldn't be on social media...
For a second time, Brielle decided to re-ignite her feud with The Real Housewives of Atlanta star NeNe Leakes. After posting a pic of a cockroach inside NeNe's house, Bri-Helle threw shade at a photo featuring Leakes, & co-stars Cynthia Bailey and Kenya Moore. She deemed the group #Xstinct-- which is a play on the group Xscape-- a group RHOA member Kandi Burruss belongs to. Then, she dubbed the trio the "Golden Girls." Oooh-- so original to attack someone's age! At least these ladies haven't had nearly as many plastic surgeries as you have, and you're only 20!
How about getting off of Instagram and instead concentrating on finding a career and your own life instead of suckling off your momma's financial teet!?!
#2 SHEREE WHITFIELD
So what do you do when you try to rekindle a failed romance with your abusive ex-hubby? Find a boyfriend behind bars, of course! The Real Housewives of Atlanta star recently chronicled her verbally and physically abusive relationship to Bob Whitfield. She's done with that mess. Good. And now onto a new mess with Prisoner Tyrone Gilliams. Hey-- at least they started dating before he want to jail.
By the way, he was busted for stealing $5 million from two victims and using the proceeds to fund a lavish lifestyle. Such great character!
Maybe Dumbee feels he's a great catch because she always knows where he is and he can't lay a finger on her. Oh, and his sentence is 10 years. Ten years!!! Sheree claims she didn't know he had a conviction:
"We stopped talking before he went to prison because he didn't want to get me involved in any of that."
Google. Heard of it? Everyone in Atlanta knew about your boo boo's seedy past. Perhaps a few thousand more meetings with your life coach will help you make better life choices.
#1 JAX TAYLOR
He just might be the biggest P.O.S. breathing air. And that's a mighty big statement considering all the Weinsteins and Lauers out there. Yet, his Biggest P.O.S. title is not surprising-- because he's a known dog (Sorry for the analogy, dogs. I am a huge fan you all.) This dick beater can't stop f$cking around. Literally.
In the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules, our beloved manchild admitted that he's cheated on line-in girlfriend Brittany with a mutual acquaintance. Without protection. And she might be pregnant.
So deja vu since Jax cheated on Stassi in Season One and got a girl in Vegas preggo.
Look. You're not a neantherdal. Stop. Thinking. With. Your. Ween. What's sad is the cheating isn't the worst part. It's the disgusting way he treats Brittany. So evil, angry and condescending. That's not love. It's abuse. But I'm sure all that therapy Jaxass says he's undergoing will make him a better man.
HA HA HA HA!
Just eat a bag of the steamy stuff you're bangin' randoms with and stop breathing our good air! You're irredeemable.
P. S. How hasn't your dick fallen off yet?
P. P. S. Really, Brittany? You thought you'd be the one to change him? Run while you can!
P. P. P. S. Shame on anyone who'd touch his dirty rooster in the future.
About The Slap
I lovingly call out celebs for their naughty behavior. Sometimes a 'slap' is a needed wake-up call. ;)