His snake cannot be caged. Nor does he want it to be. I mean, look at who's Number Two on this list as a prime example...
I'm glad you and JLo are "working it out". Y'all are most likely working out splitting your assets while she's resisting splitting your ass in half with her Louboutin-adorned foot.
Wake up! Put your c*ck on lockdown before you ruin everything...
"(she) needs a man that's by her side 24/7... (and is) older than she is."
Age has nothing to do with ARod's wangderlust. But there's more. Jose would....
"fight for (her)..."
But...
"(I've got) two town shoulders and a bad knee."
That's so... not eloquent. Who would want your powder puff penis at this point? Madonna was already there in your prime time. And being all up in that is kind of like walking barefoot through Grand Central.
Do us all a favor. Sit down. Shut up. Disappear.