Offenders for the week ending April 28,2017:
Yes. Skate backwards. Back to when you had a career...
#3 SCOTT BAIO
The hits keep coming for Chachi-- who must love the taste of leather. As in shoe-in-mouth. With the passing of Erin Moran, Baio posted a really nice tribute on social media expressing his "sincere" condolences. Oh what a difference a day makes. Cuz he had a different tune during a radio interview, where he slammed his former co-star for her battle with addiction:
"I knew Erin well, [but] over the last many years I have not spoken with her. She was just an insecure human being and fell into this world of drugs and alcohol . . . I don't know if that's what killed her, [but] I'm sure it was a culmination of years and years of doing it that might have had something to do with it. For me, you do drugs or drink, you're gonna die. I'm sorry if that's cold, but God gave you a brain, [he] gave you the will to live and thrive, and you gotta take care of yourself."
Bam! Were you speaking truth? Yes. Could you have used some tact and compassion? Hell. Yes. Therefore, get that cheek ready for a slap!
"I knew Erin well, [but] over the last many years I have not spoken with her. She was just an insecure human being and fell into this world of drugs and alcohol . . . I don't know if that's what killed her, [but] I'm sure it was a culmination of years and years of doing it that might have had something to do with it. For me, you do drugs or drink, you're gonna die. I'm sorry if that's cold, but God gave you a brain, [he] gave you the will to live and thrive, and you gotta take care of yourself."
Bam! Were you speaking truth? Yes. Could you have used some tact and compassion? Hell. Yes. Therefore, get that cheek ready for a slap!
Oh, Holy Sh*t!
#2 KIM KARDASHIAN
From the broad who got famous for parting her legs and treating her "Southern Hemisphere" like an all-you-can-eat pink taco buffet... this. This!!!! Her booty may have broken the internet, but her latest product placement set it on fire! She was on the Instagram blabbing about something, but more importantly-- displayed front-and-center was her new emoji candle. An emoji candle of herself as THE VIRGIN MARY!
So many offended people. And rightly so. You are a lot of things, Kimmie, but virginal?
Bwaaa haaaa haaaa!
There is no orifice that hasn't been been plugged, nor any sexual act not committed by thee. Why, oh, why did you do this? Is it because your hubs thinks he's Jesus? But that would make you his momma... nevermind. I know your existence is all about pushing buttons. So how about you push the eject button right off this planet!
So many offended people. And rightly so. You are a lot of things, Kimmie, but virginal?
Bwaaa haaaa haaaa!
There is no orifice that hasn't been been plugged, nor any sexual act not committed by thee. Why, oh, why did you do this? Is it because your hubs thinks he's Jesus? But that would make you his momma... nevermind. I know your existence is all about pushing buttons. So how about you push the eject button right off this planet!
"My milkshake brings all the pedos to the yard..."
#1 REDNECK REALITY STARS
What. The. F*k!?!? It's all such an incestual confederate-flag-bearing gang-bang. I admit it. I raise my hand. I watched Mama June: From Not to Hot. I had a weird fascination with these creatures that are paid large sums of money to be trashy. Mama June became estranged from one of her daughters because momma was dating a pedophile. A pedophile that raped her own daughter. So... after June and Sugar Bear called it quits, he married a 'neck named Jennifer. Who was previously married to a, wait for it.... PEDOPHILE!
The dating pool is wider than your relatives and children. Disgusting. Both June and Jen are mothers. How can mothers knowingly hook-up with these sh*tstains?!?!? And-- you know it's wrong, because you both tried to hide your douchebag dalliances. The time has come to not reward the bottom feeders anymore. I have a great idea for new reality show: let's get all you hilljacks together, let you roam in the woods, and we get to hunt you Hunger Games-style.
Giddy up!
The dating pool is wider than your relatives and children. Disgusting. Both June and Jen are mothers. How can mothers knowingly hook-up with these sh*tstains?!?!? And-- you know it's wrong, because you both tried to hide your douchebag dalliances. The time has come to not reward the bottom feeders anymore. I have a great idea for new reality show: let's get all you hilljacks together, let you roam in the woods, and we get to hunt you Hunger Games-style.
Giddy up!
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