Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offenders for the week ending February 11th, 2022:
#3 NICOLAS CAGE
Congrats for making it to an entire year of wedded bliss with wife number five. Yeah. Number five. Nic had this to say about it:
“I'm really happily married. I know five is a lot, but I think I got it right this time."
Oh, goodie! Now that his personal life is settled... ish... for now, Mr. Cage wants us to no longer call him an "actor" (well, that's been easy to do.) Instead, he prefers we call him a "thespian."
“I sound like a pretentious fart for saying ‘thespian’ but acting now has become like lying. It sounds like I’m lying. If you’re a great actor, you’re a great liar. ‘Thespian’ seems more like it’s about finding some truth within and then projecting it for others to get it. At least, it does to me. But I’m not always on the same wavelength as everyone else.”
Not on the same wavelength? Duh. We prefer to call you a "caricature" of an actor pretending to be a thespian.
“I'm really happily married. I know five is a lot, but I think I got it right this time."
Oh, goodie! Now that his personal life is settled... ish... for now, Mr. Cage wants us to no longer call him an "actor" (well, that's been easy to do.) Instead, he prefers we call him a "thespian."
“I sound like a pretentious fart for saying ‘thespian’ but acting now has become like lying. It sounds like I’m lying. If you’re a great actor, you’re a great liar. ‘Thespian’ seems more like it’s about finding some truth within and then projecting it for others to get it. At least, it does to me. But I’m not always on the same wavelength as everyone else.”
Not on the same wavelength? Duh. We prefer to call you a "caricature" of an actor pretending to be a thespian.
#2 NELLY
Surprise on the 'Gram for Nelly's followers. A video of a woman playing his skin flute popped up. Nelly's peeps quickly deleted the video, but not before screenshots captured some of the action. Nelly apologized:
“I sincerely apologize to the young lady and her family, this is unwanted publicity for her/them. This was an old video that was private and never meant to go public.”
Again, why you don't need any evidence of anything happening! By the by, perhaps his "Hot in Here" lyrics were just a self-fulfilling prophecy:
"Nelly hang all out
Mix a little bit
(Uh, uh)
With a little bit
(Uh, uh)"
Please tell me someone will name his next sexy video as "Hot in Her"...
“I sincerely apologize to the young lady and her family, this is unwanted publicity for her/them. This was an old video that was private and never meant to go public.”
Again, why you don't need any evidence of anything happening! By the by, perhaps his "Hot in Here" lyrics were just a self-fulfilling prophecy:
"Nelly hang all out
Mix a little bit
(Uh, uh)
With a little bit
(Uh, uh)"
Please tell me someone will name his next sexy video as "Hot in Her"...
#1 KANYE WEST & KIM KARDASHIAN
I want to clunk their heads together. Because these two are acting like children. You're getting divorced. Kanye is jealous that Kim has moved on. Kim is tired of Kanye making their business all public and stuff. We're over it, too. So. Stop. Both of you!
These two dimwits are engaged in a parenting war on social media. Kanye isn't pleased that their daughter, North, is on Tik Tok. So, he says:
“SINCE THIS IS MY FIRST DIVORCE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO ABOUT MY DAUGHTER BEING PUT ON TIK TOK AGAINST MY WILL?”
Kim responds, publicly:
“As the parent who is the main provider and caregiver for our children, I am doing my best to protect our daughter while also allowing her to express her creativity in the medium that she wishes with adult supervision — because it brings her happiness.Divorce is difficult enough on our children and Kanye’s obsession with trying to control and manipulate our situation so negatively and publicly is only causing further pain for all.”
You two bitchers are causing ALL OF US pain. Go. A. Way.
Here's a thought: pick up the damned phone and actually use your words to have a conversation with each other. What a concept!
A reminder: you're both supposed to be grown people. And your children don't need this-- whether it's Kanye's tantrum, or Kim's well-written, passive-aggressive statement.
These two dimwits are engaged in a parenting war on social media. Kanye isn't pleased that their daughter, North, is on Tik Tok. So, he says:
“SINCE THIS IS MY FIRST DIVORCE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO ABOUT MY DAUGHTER BEING PUT ON TIK TOK AGAINST MY WILL?”
Kim responds, publicly:
“As the parent who is the main provider and caregiver for our children, I am doing my best to protect our daughter while also allowing her to express her creativity in the medium that she wishes with adult supervision — because it brings her happiness.Divorce is difficult enough on our children and Kanye’s obsession with trying to control and manipulate our situation so negatively and publicly is only causing further pain for all.”
You two bitchers are causing ALL OF US pain. Go. A. Way.
Here's a thought: pick up the damned phone and actually use your words to have a conversation with each other. What a concept!
A reminder: you're both supposed to be grown people. And your children don't need this-- whether it's Kanye's tantrum, or Kim's well-written, passive-aggressive statement.
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