​Offenders for the week ending June 28, 2019:
#3 TERESA GUIDICE AND DANIELLE STAUB, Real Housewives of New Jersey "stars"
Feuding bitches make for great ratings. Since one of these is completely crazy (Danielle) and the other is possibly cray cray (Teresa), we can't wait to see the next season of this hot-mess franchise. Supposedly these two reignited their feud after a half-decade of peace, and most recently-- near BFF-dom. What started the feud? Who knows.
"By the end of the season, there was a lot of finger pointing between Teresa and Danielle and it led to their falling out."
And allegedly, Teresa's sis-in-law and fellow castmember, Melissa, was stuck in the middle.
The two of these "ladies" should've never been friends in the first place. Teresa has a memory of convenience, and Danielle is delusional. Hey, Teresa. You called her a "prostitution whore" and flipped a table for a reason. But seriously, y'all are too grown to be this grade-schoolish.
"By the end of the season, there was a lot of finger pointing between Teresa and Danielle and it led to their falling out."
And allegedly, Teresa's sis-in-law and fellow castmember, Melissa, was stuck in the middle.
The two of these "ladies" should've never been friends in the first place. Teresa has a memory of convenience, and Danielle is delusional. Hey, Teresa. You called her a "prostitution whore" and flipped a table for a reason. But seriously, y'all are too grown to be this grade-schoolish.
#2 LUANN de LESSEPS
So, the woman busted for drunkenness and assaulting a police officer-- and went to rehab twice is writing another book? Nobody gives a f&ck! Her first book, "Class With the Countess" was quite the humor piece. Oh, wait. She was serious in trying to school us on how to be our best classy selves.
Remember, this is a woman who was so drunk she fell into a row of bushes. This is the same classy dame that used her kids' trust fund money to support her own lifestyle. This is the same woman who has a "singing" career and cabaret show but has zero talent.
I think we'll pass on your latest book/memoir. We don't care to read about how tough life is for you. Or what you've written in your Hello, Kitty diary.
Like you like to say: Money can't buy you class. But could you please buy a one-way ticket to Mars?
Remember, this is a woman who was so drunk she fell into a row of bushes. This is the same classy dame that used her kids' trust fund money to support her own lifestyle. This is the same woman who has a "singing" career and cabaret show but has zero talent.
I think we'll pass on your latest book/memoir. We don't care to read about how tough life is for you. Or what you've written in your Hello, Kitty diary.
Like you like to say: Money can't buy you class. But could you please buy a one-way ticket to Mars?
#1 ROSIE O'DONNELL
Why must this angry wind bag continue to open her mouth!?!?
Some dude wrote some book about The View, so that's given Hosey the perfect opp to spew her hate. In a recent interview, Rosie said View member Whoopi Goldberg was "mean" and "worse than Fox News." Also, this:
"(she) was the worst experience I've ever had on live television."
I would think TV in hi-def would be your biggest nightmare, but I digress... then she threw this shade at former View-er Elisabeth Hasselbeck saying that there were:
"underlying lesbian undertones" between them.
Cue the vomiting.
I would hope and pray that if Elisabeth were to take a dip in the lady pool that she would pick someone cooler than Rosie. I imagine Rosie would be like a horrible carnie in a two-sizes-too-small white t-shirt with sweat rings trying to cop a feel from an underage girl.
Perhaps Rosie has the Elisabeth fantasy. Methinks Elisabeth has better standards than Hosehead.
P.S. Don't you need to get back to alienating your children? Thanks.
Some dude wrote some book about The View, so that's given Hosey the perfect opp to spew her hate. In a recent interview, Rosie said View member Whoopi Goldberg was "mean" and "worse than Fox News." Also, this:
"(she) was the worst experience I've ever had on live television."
I would think TV in hi-def would be your biggest nightmare, but I digress... then she threw this shade at former View-er Elisabeth Hasselbeck saying that there were:
"underlying lesbian undertones" between them.
Cue the vomiting.
I would hope and pray that if Elisabeth were to take a dip in the lady pool that she would pick someone cooler than Rosie. I imagine Rosie would be like a horrible carnie in a two-sizes-too-small white t-shirt with sweat rings trying to cop a feel from an underage girl.
Perhaps Rosie has the Elisabeth fantasy. Methinks Elisabeth has better standards than Hosehead.
P.S. Don't you need to get back to alienating your children? Thanks.
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