She's launched her official website (which only has one good picture of her from those long-ago days when she dropped a few lbs.) and has an option for her "fans" to pay her $50 for a customized video message. Drop $15 and she'll send a text. Uhhmmmm. No thanks. Sadly, some other rednecks would love to get a greeting from this alleged drug user/seller who dated an alleged pedophile who then allegedly attacked one of her daughters. You seriously want a message from this POS?
Her existence kinda ruins the month of June...
Ralph is such a lovely name. Oh, wait. What in the af is his name? Grimey elaborates:
" X is the unknown variable. Æ, my eleven spelling of Ai (love &/or Artificial Intelligence). A-12 = precursor to SR-17 (our favorite aircraft). No weapons, no defenses, just speed. Great in battle, but non-violent + (A = Archangel, my favorite song) (metal rat)."
Good. Lord. Because Elon Jr is too normal.
What should we expect from a man named Musk and a chick with a name that makes me think "dirt"?
"I'm going to bring you in (Hoda) to say hi to Matthew. And (Hoda) said, 'Alright, but if something's going on with you two, and it's great, you don't need to bring me in.' And I said, 'Well yeah, if there's some magic happening, then I won't.'"
And then two made some comment about virtually making out with him. Lame and tame. I would've said:
"I'd like him to play my ass like those bongos he loves to bang..."
Amateurs. Anywho, we're not going to slap you. We're going to spank you. Because we know you two vixens need some discipline. Wink, wink.