Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offender for the week ending September 10th, 2021:
#3 KANYE WEST
Two things here:
1. Though not shocking, this fool may have cheated on his "dream girl", now-ex wife Kim Kardashian. In his new song "Hurricane", he raps:
"Here I go actin' too rich/ Here I go with a new chick/ And I know what the truth is/ Still playin' after two kids/ It's a lot to digest when your life always movin'"
Perhaps it's more than cows he's been herding at that ranch of his...
2. Martha West? Kanye Stewart? Guess who wants to be a lifestyle brand? Yup. Shower curtains, towels, placemats, wall décor. Surely, it will all be overpriced and lookin' like something you've wiped your ass with. You know those towels granny got for free with the box of detergent? That's what I imagine he'll be "designing" and selling.
1. Though not shocking, this fool may have cheated on his "dream girl", now-ex wife Kim Kardashian. In his new song "Hurricane", he raps:
"Here I go actin' too rich/ Here I go with a new chick/ And I know what the truth is/ Still playin' after two kids/ It's a lot to digest when your life always movin'"
Perhaps it's more than cows he's been herding at that ranch of his...
2. Martha West? Kanye Stewart? Guess who wants to be a lifestyle brand? Yup. Shower curtains, towels, placemats, wall décor. Surely, it will all be overpriced and lookin' like something you've wiped your ass with. You know those towels granny got for free with the box of detergent? That's what I imagine he'll be "designing" and selling.
#2 ANGELINA JOLIE
Her big lips are loose lips. Girl is spilling all the tea about her relationship with Brad. Well, not really spilling all of it. Because she can't. She's alluded to a volatile relationship with her is-he-ever-gonna-be-her-ex in the past. But now in a recent interview, they fought really badly over Harvey Weinstein. She claims the perv tried to assault her, and she told Brad, and then asked him to not work on the film "Inglorious Basterds"-- produced by Weinstein. But he did star in the movie and Angie was mad. Weenstein is a known asshat, so I get it.
But... Angie also claims that she feared for her entire family's safety while being married to Brad, and that the decision to divorce was not an easy one to make. Too many women are in abusive relationships, and this is not making light of that. Something just seems off. Like she's dragging this whole thing out to drag Brad. If he is a true POS, then there would be more stories, no? From other women? She does have a book coming out, so...
But... Angie also claims that she feared for her entire family's safety while being married to Brad, and that the decision to divorce was not an easy one to make. Too many women are in abusive relationships, and this is not making light of that. Something just seems off. Like she's dragging this whole thing out to drag Brad. If he is a true POS, then there would be more stories, no? From other women? She does have a book coming out, so...
#1 SCOTT DISICK
This man child can't get over Kourtney Kardashian. So much so, he slid into the DMs of one of her exes, threw shade at her to him, then made the DMs public himself. WTF? Well, Scott's waaaay younger GF, Amelia Gray Hamlin, dumped his creepy ass. Apparently, she was not pleased that old boy is still pining for Kourtney. Good for you, Amelia. But let's slap you, too. Dude was waaaay too old for you. He is old enough to be your dad. And you shouldn't have daddy issues, cuz your daddy is hot! Plus, why have dried, chipped beef when you can have some virile veal?
And Scott, get over it. Travis Barker may be all rocked and tatted-out. But he's cool and has cred. You're just... crud.
And Scott, get over it. Travis Barker may be all rocked and tatted-out. But he's cool and has cred. You're just... crud.
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