"When we're in a group chat talking about where we should go for a trip, they're like, 'Kylie? You going to pay for it?'"
HA HA HA! Oh, the ribbing wealthy folk must endure!
We're excited when we can pay off our Carnival cruise beforehand. Just make sure your money is well-invested so you don't end up like MC Hammer or Lindsay Lohan.
"Lori was inclined to take the deal, but Mossimo said it would ruin both of their careers."
1. Damage done.
2. Jail time is better than a plea deal?
3. I thought you thought you were innocent...
Well, they are innocent. In their world. They believe they're being targeted for their wealth. Your wealth-- and throwing it around-- is what got you into this mess to begin with so, eff off.
Maybe Mossimo can design some fetch accessories for your orange jumpsuit.
"Charlie has squandered over $24,000,000 from the sale in his interest in Two and a Half Men to pay his personal debts and to support his extravagant lifestyle at the expense of support payments for his children."
The hot mess is also accused of diverting more than half-a-million dollars to family members (apparently, other than his children) to hide it. Charlie responded via social media:
"D and her legal posse traffic only in fiction. My day in court is painfully overdue. She is behaving like a coward and the truth will prevail."
So eloquent. So bullsh*tty.
Not sorry you have two children with Denise and two with your other ex-wife-- in that case you claim you can't get work. Why? Because of your own damned self. You can keep doing the wrong things when it comes to yourself, but you need to do the right thing when it comes to your kids.
Who's the real coward?