You know what they say about hindsight...
You've been known to be a spicy little thang, but there's a difference between fiesty and foolish. And girlfriend, you're foolish. And now... felonious.
Hopefully, Santa will bring you a set of balls for Christmas.
So, you're saying a woman's sole reason for getting all done-up is for a man's sake? Nope. I like to look good for ME. But there's more:
"... We have to own up to the fact that women, since time immemorial, have gone out of their way to make themselves attractive. And unfortunately, it has backfired on us-- and this is where we are today... Although it's awful to say we can't make ourselves look as attractive as possible without being knocked down and raped."
Wow. I guess we should all wear sacks and hoods and then no one will want to rape us. Really?
P.S. Allow me to serve you a tray a sweaty "roosters" for your dining pleasure.