​Offenders for the week ending October 4, 2019:
#3 R KELLY
This dude is so delusional and really believes he is above the law and so out of touch... wait, I lost my train of thought for a sec. Oh, yeah. This alleged pedophile/sexual abuser/dbag-extraordinaire requested bond from a New York judge because he really misses his two live-in girlfriends. See, it's hard livin' behind bars. Because he can only see one live-in at a time in 90 days . Sigh. Nevermind that you're charged in a racketeering scheme to sexually abuse girls in New York... while you're facing similar charges in Chicago.
Perhaps you should take this time behind bars to allow someone to violate you into silence. And not breathing our good air... Just a suggestion.
Perhaps you should take this time behind bars to allow someone to violate you into silence. And not breathing our good air... Just a suggestion.
#2 STACEY DASH
Stace. What in the af has happened to you? You present yourself as this polished babe, well-spoken and well-versed... but now, you've joined the Celebrity Mugshot Hall of Fame. The actress, best known for her role in Clueless, may be clueless herself. She was arrested after a domestic incident at her home, which resulted in scratches on her hubby's arms.
She claims any marks were the result of self-defense, because he tried to choke her. And she claims he forced their kids to lie about the incident. Oh, her hubs is a lawyer. That's bad news. And... she told a judge she's indigent and can't afford a proper lawyer...
Sounds like the plot of a Lifetime movie.
As if...
She claims any marks were the result of self-defense, because he tried to choke her. And she claims he forced their kids to lie about the incident. Oh, her hubs is a lawyer. That's bad news. And... she told a judge she's indigent and can't afford a proper lawyer...
Sounds like the plot of a Lifetime movie.
As if...
#1 AARON CARTER
As if allegedly threatening to kill your brother and his pregnant wife weren't enough-- why not complete your downward spiral (part 531) with a face tattoo?
Nothing says "I'm a loser" more than a mutha stinkin' face tat. I'm sure he thinks he's all deep and self-aware since his half-face-tat is that of Greek mythological monster Medusa. It covers his jaw, cheek, cheekbone, temple and a small area under his eye. Oh, and in case you didn't know-- Aaron is all that and a bag of chips. He social media-ed a pic with this caption:
"I'M THE BIGGEST THING IN MUSIC RIGHT NOW. I CANT BE DENIED. FACT CHECK ME."
Uhm, thanks for SCREAMING at us your tale of LIES. The "biggest thing"? Are you referring to your ween, cuz methinks not. Or are you meaning that you're the biggest JOKE. Because when was your last "hit"? I just "fact-checked" your chart history. "Aaron's Party" topped out at #35 on Billboard, while "That's How I Beat Shaq" reached a high of #96. In 2001.
Girl, bye.
Nothing says "I'm a loser" more than a mutha stinkin' face tat. I'm sure he thinks he's all deep and self-aware since his half-face-tat is that of Greek mythological monster Medusa. It covers his jaw, cheek, cheekbone, temple and a small area under his eye. Oh, and in case you didn't know-- Aaron is all that and a bag of chips. He social media-ed a pic with this caption:
"I'M THE BIGGEST THING IN MUSIC RIGHT NOW. I CANT BE DENIED. FACT CHECK ME."
Uhm, thanks for SCREAMING at us your tale of LIES. The "biggest thing"? Are you referring to your ween, cuz methinks not. Or are you meaning that you're the biggest JOKE. Because when was your last "hit"? I just "fact-checked" your chart history. "Aaron's Party" topped out at #35 on Billboard, while "That's How I Beat Shaq" reached a high of #96. In 2001.
Girl, bye.
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