Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offenders for the week ending January 28th, 2022:
#3 MGK, aka Machine Gun Kelly
So, last week dude got slapped for sealing his engagement to Megan Fox by drinking her blood. And now, we've the details about her engagement ring. Her painful engagement ring. Not because it's too tight, but because it has thorns on it. Yup. He designed a ring to hurt if removed:
"And you see this right here? The bands are actually thorns. So if she tries to take it off, it hurts. Love is pain!"
Sigh. You know what else hurts? Wearing your ring while trying to do stuff and then risking its damage because "love is pain." Does your d*ck come with thorns, because love hurts? Nevermind. I'm afraid of what the answer might be...
"And you see this right here? The bands are actually thorns. So if she tries to take it off, it hurts. Love is pain!"
Sigh. You know what else hurts? Wearing your ring while trying to do stuff and then risking its damage because "love is pain." Does your d*ck come with thorns, because love hurts? Nevermind. I'm afraid of what the answer might be...
#2 PAMELA ANDERSON
Pammy is divorcing husband #5. Wait, when did she even get a fifth hubs? She and Dan Hayhurst have called it quits after 13 months of marriage. The two connected during the lockdown in 2020. Oh, he was her bodyguard. So, two birds one stone?
At least it was longer than her one to that old guy, which was maybe two weeks? So he could pay her bills...
It's time to stop the nuptial ride.
One more husband, and she'll have a full pack of hot dogs...
At least it was longer than her one to that old guy, which was maybe two weeks? So he could pay her bills...
It's time to stop the nuptial ride.
One more husband, and she'll have a full pack of hot dogs...
#1 THE SPEARS FAMILY, Britney excluded
What a loathable bunch of f&ck nuts. Seriously. Leeches. Self-absorbed, opportunistic anus fondlers. Britney is telling her sister, Jamie Lynn, to have a seat. What a coincidence her memoir hit the public eye during the height of the Britney conservatorship battle. Not. Well, Brit's people have sent a cease and desist.
"We write with some hesitation because the last thing Britney wants is to bring more attention to your ill-timed book and its misleading or outrageous claims about her. Although Britney has not read and does not intend to read your book, she and millions of her fans were shocked to see how you have exploited her for monetary gain. She will not tolerate it, nor should she."
Britney's team says that Britney was the breadwinner of the family who suffered ill treatment from Dad, Jamie. And she ain't taking anymore mistreatment, so STFU.
Meanwhile, Britney's lawyer also hit daddy dbag Jamie with a response to his wanting Britney to pay his legal fees. Lawyer Matthew Rosengart accused Jamie of already paying himself at least $6-million from the estate for "fees", so if he's already out of money, tough shizz.
If I were Britney, I'd be telling these fools to lose your number.
"We write with some hesitation because the last thing Britney wants is to bring more attention to your ill-timed book and its misleading or outrageous claims about her. Although Britney has not read and does not intend to read your book, she and millions of her fans were shocked to see how you have exploited her for monetary gain. She will not tolerate it, nor should she."
Britney's team says that Britney was the breadwinner of the family who suffered ill treatment from Dad, Jamie. And she ain't taking anymore mistreatment, so STFU.
Meanwhile, Britney's lawyer also hit daddy dbag Jamie with a response to his wanting Britney to pay his legal fees. Lawyer Matthew Rosengart accused Jamie of already paying himself at least $6-million from the estate for "fees", so if he's already out of money, tough shizz.
If I were Britney, I'd be telling these fools to lose your number.
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