Offenders for the week ending March 15, 2019:
#3 LISA RINNA, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast Member
It takes a lot for me to divorce a "Housewives" show. Like, it's never happened. Because these wenches are quite entertaining. It makes me appreciate my simple, budgeted life. In a history-making move, I've stopped watching this particular branch of the Housewives tree because the invented drama for this season is aggravating. This "doggie-gate" scandal between the housewives and Vanderpump Dogs (of Lisa Vanderpump fame) is just... ugh. One cast member adopted a dog from said organization and when the dog didn't work out for the family, she didn't return the dog-- as she was legally bound to-- she re-homed it to some woman who then put the dog in a kill-shelter.
Gasp. Yeah. It sucks. Well, it seems Lisa Vanderpump is now getting a second spinoff, Vanderpump Dogs, and Rinna thinks she should get paid. Because?
"I'm a hustler... So my feeling is if we indeed are servicing a spin off we should be paid for it."
Why? It's not your business, nor your idea, nor... anything. What legal legs do you have to stand on? Take your duck lips and go suckle off of someone else's teet.
Gasp. Yeah. It sucks. Well, it seems Lisa Vanderpump is now getting a second spinoff, Vanderpump Dogs, and Rinna thinks she should get paid. Because?
"I'm a hustler... So my feeling is if we indeed are servicing a spin off we should be paid for it."
Why? It's not your business, nor your idea, nor... anything. What legal legs do you have to stand on? Take your duck lips and go suckle off of someone else's teet.
#2 JOSE CANSECO
Congrats to Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez on their engagement. Some people are ecstatic; others don't care. And then there's Jose. Who decided to stir the pot. He claims A-Rod is cheating on JLo with his ex-wife.
"I was there a few months back with her when he called her on the phone... Alex Rodriguez stop being a piece of sh&t stop cheating on Jennifer Lopez. Alex Rodriguez I challenge you to a boxing match or an MMA match anytime you want."
WTH? A boxing match? Why is it that celebrities always want to fight each other in the ring? Stop trying to make yourself relevant!
These two have a stormy history, but seriously. Let. It. Go. Why do you give an A-rod eff what or who he does? You're the dude that was one of many who plundered Madonna, so you should check yourself. At least JLo is classy while Madonna is the McDonald's of wang. Billions and billions serviced...
"I was there a few months back with her when he called her on the phone... Alex Rodriguez stop being a piece of sh&t stop cheating on Jennifer Lopez. Alex Rodriguez I challenge you to a boxing match or an MMA match anytime you want."
WTH? A boxing match? Why is it that celebrities always want to fight each other in the ring? Stop trying to make yourself relevant!
These two have a stormy history, but seriously. Let. It. Go. Why do you give an A-rod eff what or who he does? You're the dude that was one of many who plundered Madonna, so you should check yourself. At least JLo is classy while Madonna is the McDonald's of wang. Billions and billions serviced...
#1 FELICITY HUFFMAN AND LORI LOUGHLIN
You two are shameful examples of why white people get a bad rap. You're privileged, wealthy losers. And so are your kids! What jacked sperm created your children that you need to lie, cheat and buy your kids into college? And your kids are out of f&cks to give about even going to college!
BWAAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA!
You've got a "Desperate Housewife" and "Aunt Becky" gettin' all hood to make sure their offspring flunks out of school. This was quite the plot to get their kids into college: payments in the name of charity; faking SAT scores; photo-shopping your kids into sports photos to get athletic scholarships, etc....
Couldn't you have just taken your millions and started your own school? It's repulsive that your pampered peons are admitted into colleges when there are hard-working, more deserving kids that don't get a chance. Hope you two go to prison and experience the ways of the broom handle.
#OperationTw&twaffle
BWAAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA!
You've got a "Desperate Housewife" and "Aunt Becky" gettin' all hood to make sure their offspring flunks out of school. This was quite the plot to get their kids into college: payments in the name of charity; faking SAT scores; photo-shopping your kids into sports photos to get athletic scholarships, etc....
Couldn't you have just taken your millions and started your own school? It's repulsive that your pampered peons are admitted into colleges when there are hard-working, more deserving kids that don't get a chance. Hope you two go to prison and experience the ways of the broom handle.
#OperationTw&twaffle
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