OFFENSE: Meany
Now that the FBI raided his home as part of a child porn investigation involving the president of his charity, things are coming out about Jared's so-called "dark past".
He used to love strip clubs. Egads! So long as he's not the one strippin'...
He ran a porn video shop from his dorm room. Okay, that's entrepreneurial.
What bothers me is the proof that you're not nice. Your ex-wife had to get a restraining order during the messy divorce because of your anger, and your controlling, creepy behavior. While divorce can bring out the worst in people, y'all need to check yo self.
Your sandwich: A Veal Parmesan Sub-- because you may like 'em young and tender.
OFFENSE: Scammer
That's scam, not Spam... which she appears to be familiar with... but I digress. Our favorite (?) yo-yo dieter (or is that just "yo-yo") is in trouble. She sold her Organic Liaison diet company to Jenny Craig last year, but decisions she and her peeps made when they were owners have landed them in a messy lawsuit. They're named defendants because of a six-figure payment they received as part of an alleged Ponzi scheme.
I''m more offended that her own diet company hasn't helped her at all! And secondly, who would trust a Scientologist in any business dealing?!?!? It's like agreeing to a time share while on vacation-- total scam artists! But I digress, again.
Way to go, Violet Beauregarde... Keep chewin' that stick of Dumbass Gum and see where it lands you...
Your sandwich: The KFC Double Down-- an equally fat, bloated sandwich for your equally fat, bloated lies.
OFFENSE: Fool
Though she's legally known since 2005 that her hypocritical ball-pimple of a spouse bought drugs to slip to women and rape them, she still refuses to believe it's true. Her claim? These women consented to being drugged and raped. Sure.
Camille has been aware and tolerant of Con-by's cheating. In fact, she says her open mind has caused no friction in their relationship. Well, duh! When you give carte blanche to your husband to let his weiner wander, of course things will go smoothly!
While you deem it noble to stand by your man, you need a wake-up call. Your marriage and your husband are both shams. Hope you've enjoyed that cozy bed of deceit you've been lying in.
Your sandwich: The Bare-Bottom Burger-- because you're gonna be embarr-ass-ed when you wake up and realize the truth about your POS spouse.
Jared Fogle https://www.flickr.com/photos/thenickster/
Kirstie Alley https://www.flickr.com/photos/nayrb7/
Bill Cosby https://www.flickr.com/photos/wacphiladelphia/