Offenders for the week ending October 6, 2017:
"You better like me, or you'll get some of this..."
#3 MEGYN KELLY
You've gone from being a probing, hard-hitting interviewer on Fox News who fancied wearing next-to-nothing on TV to a buttoned-up-to-the-neck-closeted-50-Shades-purveyor who's just the nice soccer mom next door.
BWAAA HAAAAA! You're trying... really trying to be relatable on your new Today show. But, you just can't escape the grips of pushing buttons, can ya? First, you stunned the "Will & Grace" cast with some kind of "gay" correlation (which, by the way, is going for the low-hanging fruit.) Second, you asked actress Chrissy Metz about her weight (which, by the way, she said is the question she hates the most). And third, you asked Jane Fonda about her plastic surgeries during an interview about her new movie (which, by the way, is something she's been open about for years.)
Why doesn't the three-strikes-you're-out rule apply here? If you want to do the news authority thing, then do that. Plus, no one is connecting with you because we're not quite sure if you're human. Enough with the warm-and-fuzzy act!
P.S. The only thing warm and fuzzy is the mold on your crotch.
BWAAA HAAAAA! You're trying... really trying to be relatable on your new Today show. But, you just can't escape the grips of pushing buttons, can ya? First, you stunned the "Will & Grace" cast with some kind of "gay" correlation (which, by the way, is going for the low-hanging fruit.) Second, you asked actress Chrissy Metz about her weight (which, by the way, she said is the question she hates the most). And third, you asked Jane Fonda about her plastic surgeries during an interview about her new movie (which, by the way, is something she's been open about for years.)
Why doesn't the three-strikes-you're-out rule apply here? If you want to do the news authority thing, then do that. Plus, no one is connecting with you because we're not quite sure if you're human. Enough with the warm-and-fuzzy act!
P.S. The only thing warm and fuzzy is the mold on your crotch.
"I want you to care about me, but why do you care about me?"
#2 OJ SIMPSON
After nine years behind bars, The Juice is loose! (Yeah, I had to.) You'd think a guy that only had to serve less than a decade for his crime(s) would be a happy camper. Nope. When his driver stopped to get gas, a reporter approached the newly freed man and asked him how it felt to be out. Apparently, The Juice has soured:
"Y'all stalking me?... Well, one, none of your business. Two, I'm in a car for the last five hours, so how do I know how it feels to be out?"
Uhm, okay. Legit question, you'd think... This from a guy who wants $5 million for his first official interview and wants a reality TV show. Well guess what? If you want a reality show, cameras are gonna be all up in your biz 24/7. Better that than Bubba, right?
Why so surly? Is it age? The rigors of prison life? (No, you had it pretty easy.) Or the fact that you were never really affable? (Actually, you've always been an assh&le.) Hope the authorities are watching his online purchase history. If there's an order for Isotoners and Ginsu knives...
"Y'all stalking me?... Well, one, none of your business. Two, I'm in a car for the last five hours, so how do I know how it feels to be out?"
Uhm, okay. Legit question, you'd think... This from a guy who wants $5 million for his first official interview and wants a reality TV show. Well guess what? If you want a reality show, cameras are gonna be all up in your biz 24/7. Better that than Bubba, right?
Why so surly? Is it age? The rigors of prison life? (No, you had it pretty easy.) Or the fact that you were never really affable? (Actually, you've always been an assh&le.) Hope the authorities are watching his online purchase history. If there's an order for Isotoners and Ginsu knives...
"Hi, everybody! My name is Stupid Twatburger. Nice to meet you... if you're not a Republican..."
#1 FORMER CBS VP HAYLEY GEFTMAN-GOLD
It's sad when tragedy almost becomes commonplace. It makes you reflect, perhaps even have gratitude that you or loved ones haven't been caught in some madperson's agenda. It's even more tragic when people use such events to verbally vomit a bunch of bullsh*t. Enter FORMER CBS VP Helly Vag-Fold. This vile conglomerate of pond scum used the tragedy in Las Vegas (where 59 people were killed) to spew hatred about the victims:
"If they (Republicans) wouldn't do anything when children were murdered I have no hope that Repugs will ever do the right thing. I'm actually not even sympathetic bc country music fans often are Republican gun toters."
Say what? She proves that a higher education and high position doesn't make you intelligent. Nor empathetic. You're everything that is wrong with this world. Every. Thing. So close-minded and singularly focused on YOUR politics that you cannot step back and see things for what they truly are-- a tragedy. Let me get this straight. If we don't hold the same political views as you do, then we deserve to die.
But she's sorry. That's laughable:
"... I posted an indefensible post in a Facebook discussion thread concerning the tragic Las Vegas shooting, a statement I sincerely regret."
Oh, yeah. I was really feeling that. It amazes me that the political party that preaches acceptance and tolerance has neither. I really hope you haven't reproduced so you can perpetuate your douchebaggery to a younger generation that might have a chance to turn this sh$t-show around.
And here's another thing: go eat a bag of warted d*cks. Make that two bags, you soul-less bitch.
"If they (Republicans) wouldn't do anything when children were murdered I have no hope that Repugs will ever do the right thing. I'm actually not even sympathetic bc country music fans often are Republican gun toters."
Say what? She proves that a higher education and high position doesn't make you intelligent. Nor empathetic. You're everything that is wrong with this world. Every. Thing. So close-minded and singularly focused on YOUR politics that you cannot step back and see things for what they truly are-- a tragedy. Let me get this straight. If we don't hold the same political views as you do, then we deserve to die.
But she's sorry. That's laughable:
"... I posted an indefensible post in a Facebook discussion thread concerning the tragic Las Vegas shooting, a statement I sincerely regret."
Oh, yeah. I was really feeling that. It amazes me that the political party that preaches acceptance and tolerance has neither. I really hope you haven't reproduced so you can perpetuate your douchebaggery to a younger generation that might have a chance to turn this sh$t-show around.
And here's another thing: go eat a bag of warted d*cks. Make that two bags, you soul-less bitch.
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