Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offender for the week ending October 29, 2021:
#3 SCOTT DISICK
Somebody's not taking their ex's engagement so well! The dude who couldn't put a ring on Kourtney Kardashian in 10 years is upset that Travis Barker locked that down. WAAAAAH! First of all, you're a tool. Second, she's better off. Way better off. Travis is a rocker, and you're just... flaccid. An insider said:
"Scott is going crazy. He's going to go off the deep end. It's really bad. It's about to get dark."
This dude has been problematic since birth. Maybe he should get together with Travis' ex, Shanna Moakler. She's equally not pleased. They could console each other's dark hearts.
"Scott is going crazy. He's going to go off the deep end. It's really bad. It's about to get dark."
This dude has been problematic since birth. Maybe he should get together with Travis' ex, Shanna Moakler. She's equally not pleased. They could console each other's dark hearts.
#2 KANYE WEST
Kanye is an interesting fella, isn't he? Well, he's no longer Kanye. He had his name legally changed from Kanye Omari West to... "Ye". Just... Ye. No middle name. No last name.
Is it pronounced "yay" or "yee"? Of the change he said:
"... the being formally known as Kanye West. I am YE."
So, it's capitalized? This is so confusing. I hope it's not "yee" because that sounds like "yeast". Which may explain a lot.
But how will this affect his next presidential run?
Is it pronounced "yay" or "yee"? Of the change he said:
"... the being formally known as Kanye West. I am YE."
So, it's capitalized? This is so confusing. I hope it's not "yee" because that sounds like "yeast". Which may explain a lot.
But how will this affect his next presidential run?
#1 GEORGE TAKEI
They say Italians will hold a grudge forever. You all have forgotten about the Asians-- we're talking holding a grudge for centuries if need be (I know because of some of my family members.) George will go to his grave hating William Shatner. His latest disgust? When Bill rode Jeff Bezos' rocket into space-- making him the oldest man to ever go to space.
George was bent:
"He's a guinea pig, so 90-years-old is going to show a great deal more on the wear and tear on the human body, so he'll be a good specimen to study. Although he's not the fittest specimen of 90-years-old, so he'll be a specimen that's unfit."
And then he said that Shatner went where others have already boldly gone. Damn, dude. Chill. Guess his beef with Shat is his belief that Shatner way back in the day cut a scene of his from one of the Star Trek movies and denied him command of a ship... which his character did get. But, whatevs. What world is George living in that he's so upset over Sulu's "slight".
Perhaps he's the one that's actually out of this world...
George was bent:
"He's a guinea pig, so 90-years-old is going to show a great deal more on the wear and tear on the human body, so he'll be a good specimen to study. Although he's not the fittest specimen of 90-years-old, so he'll be a specimen that's unfit."
And then he said that Shatner went where others have already boldly gone. Damn, dude. Chill. Guess his beef with Shat is his belief that Shatner way back in the day cut a scene of his from one of the Star Trek movies and denied him command of a ship... which his character did get. But, whatevs. What world is George living in that he's so upset over Sulu's "slight".
Perhaps he's the one that's actually out of this world...
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