"And iiiii will always love you"
Oh no, you din't! Lorde's fans were less-than-pleased with her obvious Whitney Houston death reference. In case you've forgotten, Whitney was found dead in a hotel room tub in February 2012. She suffered complications from heart disease and long-term cocaine usage and accidentally drowned.
Lorde is sorry, though:
"Extremely poorly chosen quote. I'm so sorry for offending anyone-- I hand't even put this together I was just excited to take a bath."
Girl, you wish you could sing like Whitney and have even a fraction of the career she had. Your singing sounds like a grouchy vagina in heat.
Khloe K just gave birth to your baby. And speaking of Khloe-- girl, please. You've never heard the saying:
"If he'll cheat with you, he will cheat on you"
Maybe she was just looking for a donor, and maybe he was just trying to help wayward skanks. You know, give 'em a leg up...
So help us if your dramz infects the CAVS during the playoffs. Grrrrrr!
"If you use the #MeToo movement to try to get significance and certainty by attacking and destroying someone else, all you've done is basically use a drug called significance to make yourself feel good."
Sure. It feels good to speak up about sexual extortion or abuse. Glad you are here to show us the way, queef fondler.
A woman in the audience challenged Robbins, but was cut off. Then, he said that men are afraid of hiring attractive women because of the movement. Yup. We've been waiting for this precise moment in our history to exact our revenge because not all of us want to touch random penises.
But he's sorry:
"Sometimes, the teacher has to become the student and it is clear that I still have much to learn. I teach that 'life happens for you, not to you' and what I've realized is that while I've dedicated my life to working with victims of abuse all over the world, I need to get connected to the brave women of #MeToo."
Kudos on your beautifully-contrived-not-heartfelt-statement from your PR department.
Here's a little somethin' for ya: