Offenders for the week ending April 3, 2020:
#3 TORI SPELLING & DEAN MCDERMOTT
For the love of all things good: Pay. Your. Bills. The couple has been locked in a legal battle over credit card debt with American Express Bank for the past four years now. The two refuse to pay back the $90,000 they owe. And now, AMEX is saying, "pay up, sucka!"
The entity has asked the Los Angeles Sheriff's Office to help seize their assets and property.
Yup. That's how it works. You buy stuff, then need to pay for it. Sorry your mommy isn't giving you any of the fortune your pops Aaron left behind. Maybe get a legit J-O-B, or downsize before AMEX downsizes you.
The entity has asked the Los Angeles Sheriff's Office to help seize their assets and property.
Yup. That's how it works. You buy stuff, then need to pay for it. Sorry your mommy isn't giving you any of the fortune your pops Aaron left behind. Maybe get a legit J-O-B, or downsize before AMEX downsizes you.
#2 LOGAN PAUL
I loathe that YouTube celebrities are a real thing. Most of them are repulsive and useless, like our #2 offender (how fitting). He is the quintessential millennial toolbag (because there are many awesome millennials out there that don't need tainted by this taint pimple.) He's entitled because he breathes. He's entitled because he was born. He makes fun of people and makes money for doing nothing. And now he's all whiny-where's-my-mommy because he made a mistake. Dude bought a pair of $90,000 Mercedes Benz couches. And now he wants to sell them... on Craigslist. Not because he needs cash, but because it no longer fits his "style".
First of all, what the eff makes a Benz couch so damned special? And second of all, who da fuque still uses Craigslist!?!?! Third, pretentious douche never goes out of fashion, no?
He took to Instagram to lament his predicament:
(All I want for my birthday is)... for someone, anyone, to buy these f&cking couches from (me)".
At least they're discounted to $2,000. The stains are free...
First of all, what the eff makes a Benz couch so damned special? And second of all, who da fuque still uses Craigslist!?!?! Third, pretentious douche never goes out of fashion, no?
He took to Instagram to lament his predicament:
(All I want for my birthday is)... for someone, anyone, to buy these f&cking couches from (me)".
At least they're discounted to $2,000. The stains are free...
#1 BOBBY FLAY
He was well-intended, but... the master chef took to the socials to ask the generous public to help pay his restaurant employees that have been displaced by COVID-19. He started a GoFundMe page and said he'd match the first $100,000... How sweet!
"The loyal, creative and hard-working people of my fine dining restaurants are in dire need. The onset of this pandemic has literally crushed their ability to earn a living virtually overnight. Please find it in your hearts to give what you can... My heart is breaking for them. Please lend us a hand."
People have been calling Bobby out, because he's amassed a fortune of at least $60 million. That's a sizable amount of money, isn't it?
What the eff, Booby? Maybe you need to take a page out of Conan O'Brien's playbook. Back-in-the-day when he was in a dispute with NBC over The Tonight Show and things got ugly, he paid his fired staff-- out of his own pocket. Boom.
Perhaps you need a meat tenderizer to the head... Or do you need a GoFundMe to purchase one?
"The loyal, creative and hard-working people of my fine dining restaurants are in dire need. The onset of this pandemic has literally crushed their ability to earn a living virtually overnight. Please find it in your hearts to give what you can... My heart is breaking for them. Please lend us a hand."
People have been calling Bobby out, because he's amassed a fortune of at least $60 million. That's a sizable amount of money, isn't it?
What the eff, Booby? Maybe you need to take a page out of Conan O'Brien's playbook. Back-in-the-day when he was in a dispute with NBC over The Tonight Show and things got ugly, he paid his fired staff-- out of his own pocket. Boom.
Perhaps you need a meat tenderizer to the head... Or do you need a GoFundMe to purchase one?
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