Offenders for the week ending February 7th, 2020:
#3 MIKE CAUSSIN
Sometimes I think *things* become excuses for people who can control themselves, but don't. "Sex addiction" became a big (or little, wink wink) thing after Tiger Woods was busted back-in-the-day for bagging all those THOTs. Then some other celebs checked themselves into sex-addiction rehab. Now, former NFL player Mike Caussin said he "broke a marriage boundary" with his wife, Jana Kramer (formerly of One Tree Hill.) But there was no physical cheating:
"There was a boundary that was broken that was harmful for me because it was a discovery..."
Ohhhhkaaaayyyy. The two wed in 2015, then split in 2016 after Caussin cheated on his wife with multiple women. They renewed their vows in 2017, but...
So I guess the only way to cure your addiction is to padlock your pants, and maybe gouge your eyes out.
"There was a boundary that was broken that was harmful for me because it was a discovery..."
Ohhhhkaaaayyyy. The two wed in 2015, then split in 2016 after Caussin cheated on his wife with multiple women. They renewed their vows in 2017, but...
So I guess the only way to cure your addiction is to padlock your pants, and maybe gouge your eyes out.
#2 MEGHAN KING EDMONDS
She was always mildly annoying when she was a castmember of the Real Housewives of Orange County. But now she's extra after dumping all her baggage on us. It wasn't surprising when her marriage to baseball semi-legend Jim Edmonds didn't work out, but all the tea she's been spilling about her sexy time, and his dalliances with other women, well... wow! She's getting closer to dipping her manicured toe into the dating pool again, and if so-- she has standards:
"I'm not really into dating a guy with kids. I love kids and I loved being a stepmom, but it's a lot of baggage... kids are a lifelong commitment and you didn't have any input into creating this child and it's hard."
Waaaaaaa! She does admit that a man with kids would understand what she's going through because he has kids. Duh! Meghan has three kids herself. I know women who have kids who don't want to date others with kids. I get it. But girlfriend, you're the queen of baggage. Just change your name to Samsonite and embrace that shizz.
"I'm not really into dating a guy with kids. I love kids and I loved being a stepmom, but it's a lot of baggage... kids are a lifelong commitment and you didn't have any input into creating this child and it's hard."
Waaaaaaa! She does admit that a man with kids would understand what she's going through because he has kids. Duh! Meghan has three kids herself. I know women who have kids who don't want to date others with kids. I get it. But girlfriend, you're the queen of baggage. Just change your name to Samsonite and embrace that shizz.
#1 COSMO MAGAZINE
Peter Weber is the latest Bachelor. He and contestant Victoria Fuller were set to do the cover of the magazine when it was pulled. Why? Because Victoria did a photo shoot wearing gear saying: "White Lives Matter."
Well, we know what that's all about! Victoria is a racist. Or is she? "White Lives Matter" is for the Marlin Lives Matter organization focusing on the prevention of white and blue marlin from being over-fished. They also use the "Blue Lives Matter" messaging. But I guess Blue Man Group isn't pissed, so... Cosmo said:
'... the nature of the organization does not reflect the values of the Cosmo brand. We stand in solidarity with Black Lives Matter, and any cause that fights to end injustices for people of color."
Awesome. But Victoria wasn't being a racist. And you know that. And this is why hyper-sensitivity needs to stop. You had the perfect opportunity to say something like:
"We understand and support the Black Lives Matter movement. But upon further investigation, we realized that there was a misunderstanding. We'll just continue to sell sex, er... empower women and stuff.. " Blah, blah, blah. But noooo. Cave. Instead of inform.
But what about the damned marlins?
Well, we know what that's all about! Victoria is a racist. Or is she? "White Lives Matter" is for the Marlin Lives Matter organization focusing on the prevention of white and blue marlin from being over-fished. They also use the "Blue Lives Matter" messaging. But I guess Blue Man Group isn't pissed, so... Cosmo said:
'... the nature of the organization does not reflect the values of the Cosmo brand. We stand in solidarity with Black Lives Matter, and any cause that fights to end injustices for people of color."
Awesome. But Victoria wasn't being a racist. And you know that. And this is why hyper-sensitivity needs to stop. You had the perfect opportunity to say something like:
"We understand and support the Black Lives Matter movement. But upon further investigation, we realized that there was a misunderstanding. We'll just continue to sell sex, er... empower women and stuff.. " Blah, blah, blah. But noooo. Cave. Instead of inform.
But what about the damned marlins?
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